(knocking)
- 'Sup.
- Hello.
- (laughter) Hello.
- So Lilly's not apologized yet so I still have her channel.
So I decided today I am going to make a video, okay?
I am going to answer your question, off internet.
- That's right, that's right. An A and Q, okay?
We are going to answer your Q. Q-ooooooo.
- I have computer here. Laptop.
- Computer.
- Apple.
- Google.
- Okay, question: "Paramjeet," Yes, hello, hello.
"Why do girls get their period?"
(record scratch)
(silence)
- Hello? What kind of... What is it... But...
- Period?
- This the kind of language you're using on the internet?
Where are your parents?
- Ah, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Girls get a period because when they're talking to someone
and that person finishes their sentence, they say,
"period, here you go." "Thank you."
- Okay, that's okay, okay, that's okay, that's okay.
I'm going to tell you.
- Periods.
- Periods. (nervous laughter)
- Commas, question mark, number sign.
This is the English language.
- Hooooo!
- You know, hockey has three periods, okay,
basketball only has four period.
- You see, a girl has two ovaries in her body.
- That's right, yeah. Ovary, not under-y. No no. Over.
- Every month, these two ovaries start fighting.
- Arguing. Hitting each other. Ahhhh!
- It's like that Mean Girls movie.
- You steal my boyfriend? No, no, he's my boyfriend!
- I buy this dress first! No no no I buy this dress first.
- I see dress white and gold.
No, I see dress black and blue. (growling)
- I hate you!
- I'll unfollow you from instant gram!
- It's like a war inside.
- It's like one ovary's the Night's Watch,
and one ovary's the Wildling. That's right.
They're having war over the wall.
- Uterus wall.
- Uterus. That's right. Not me-terus. No, no. Uterus.
- All this fighting means injuries, okay?
That's why the ovaries inside start bleeding.
- One ovary's nose bleeding, one ovary has a cut on arm,
ah, ah, ah bleeding, bleeding!
- They're fighting for five days, sometimes six days,
seven days. If you get daily maybe three, four days.
- This is why a woman always complains about pain.
- Oh! Cannon boom inside! Oh, sword inside! Oh no! Ohhh!
- And this is why they want chocolate. They want chocolate
because it helps the pain. Chocolate is medicine.
- Ohhh!
- Snickers: medicine. Reese's: medicine. Okay?
Mars bar: medicine. Okay? M&M? Medicine.
- Ooooo!
- If you're a man, you need to learn these medicines.
- And then, eventually, they stop fighting.
- And that's it! War over! Everybody's happy!
Mommy's not yelling, daddy's safe!
- And they get along very nice. They're holding hands,
everything's great, but they always get in a fight
once a month. Something happens once a month.
- Maybe one ovary don't pay rent.
Maybe one ovary never washed dishes.
- You see, this is why when you have a lot of girls
in the same place, they have periods at the same time.
Because one girl's ovaries are not fighting,
they're very nice, they're holding hands, they're friends,
then they hear another girl's ovaries fighting,
and they start taking sides.
- I can't believe Melissa's left ovary thinks that
dress is nice. That dress is ugly.
What? I think that dress is very nice!
What! I can't believe you! (chattering and hissing)
- Huh? Huh? (fighting noises)
That's why doctors use that speaker to check belly, okay?
He's checking, "what are they talking about inside? Huh?
"What are thy talking about?"
- Like a three-way call! Hello!
- And when a woman gets pregnant, that's right, it's because
ovaries stopped fighting for a little while.
They decide, "We're not going to fight at this time.
"We're going to hug." When they hug, they make one bigger
ovary. That's why I have a bump. You see? You understand?
- Also, after a certain age, ovaries get too old and tired.
They can't fight anymore. No more strength, okay?
So they're inside the stomach, sitting in wheelchairs, okay,
watching Netflix. No more fighting. No more bleeding.
- They're wearing peace sign shirts inside.
- ♫ One love ♫
- And this is why girls have periods.
- This the facts.
- And this is why also you should always wash dishes
and listen to your parents.
- Correct.
- Okay, thank you very much for watching.
Make sure you watch the last video I made right there.
I dis a Lilly Diss track, I do rapping like this.
You watch that video right there.
I also put in the information below I put there as well.
My stupid daughter is still making vlogs. You want to see
her daily vlogs, you watch right over there. Most important,
make sure you subscribe because this is my channel now.
I make a new video every Monday and Thursday.
And make sure you're voting for us, Teen Choice Award.
You're voting three times I think, something
Facebook, instant gram, what are the stupid thing she said?
What? Hashtag numbers? I don't know. Some stupid garbage.
You check below. I put it there. You do that, too. Okay.
Thank you. Okay. Go to your room! Okay. Go to your room.
Did you see people watching video?
Like they don't have no bloody schoolwork? Huh?
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- Ahhhh.