-Welcome. Welcome back. So happy to see you in person.
-I'm so happy to see -- You know what I found out back there?
It's my sixth time here. -Yeah.
-Isn't that amazing? -Does it feel like six times?
-I don't know. I just -- -We have fun every time.
-Every time. Thank you. I love being here.
I love watching it.
And I got a lot of love for all of you here.
-Oh, we love having you here. -Lot of love.
-I didn't get a chance to tell you happy birthday.
Happy 27th birthday, right?
Yeah, this is a big deal. [ Cheers and applause ]
But here is what I think is very funny.
You celebrated your 21st birthday.
-I did.
-Now, why did it take you so long to celebrate your 21st?
-I turned 21 when I was shooting in Vancouver,
and the legal drinking age there is 18.
So when I went around being like, "It's my 21st!",
people were like, "Okay."
And then, the next year -- -It's like, "Yeah, that's fine."
-You know, I thought maybe I'd celebrate it
the next year and the next year, and it never happened.
And, finally, this year, post-booster, of course,
I celebrated my 21st birthday six years later.
-That's right.
Why not? -I know. And I did it up.
I went to Vegas, and it was, like,
the most Vegas-y birthday ever.
Me and my friends -- we flew in this cool airplane.
We took a party bus to the Vegas sign.
Tiesto sang me "Happy Birthday." I gambled.
-Look at you and Tiesto. I mean, I love Tiesto.
-He's my best friend now.
-We saw Tiesto when we first started "Late Night"
and we took all the writers.
We went to a trip to Atlantic City and saw Tiesto.
And it was amazing.
And then I think his booth turned into a robot and
had lasers and started coming into the audience.
People were freaking out. -No.
-Yeah.
-Are you sure that really happened or...
-No. We were just doing -- Yeah, no, sure.
-I don't know if we're allowed to talk about that here.
-You did do a lot of gambling. -Yeah.
-And, so, I wanted to show this.
Not to show off or anything,
but this is your cash-out ticket in Las Vegas.
Not too shabby. Look at this right here.
24 cents.
Wow! -Yeah.
-What were you playing and what were you losing?
-Slots. And I was losing it all, baby.
-Yeah, just have fun. Why not?
I love this.
You even had birthday hats made that says
"Zoey's 27th/21st birthday."
Yeah, I love those hats. -You're only 21 twice, so...
-You could do it every year. Come on.
-Yeah, come on.
-You know every time you come on, we play games.
We've done bits together. -I love bits.
-Yes. You always do -- -I live for bits.
-Yes. That's why we love having you on the show.
But you brought me a game this time.
-I brought you a bit.
-Which no one ever brings me a game.
-I know. -This is exciting.
-I thought it wasn't fair.
So, I grew up -- My father and my grandmother always used
a lot of Yiddish words and phrases.
It was a part of the family lexicon.
And I feel like you probably know some Yiddish words.
And you guys probably know some Yiddish words, like "oy vey."
Do you know "oy vey?" -Of course, yeah.
-Do you know "klutz?" -Yes.
-Spiel. -Yeah.
-Okay, great. So you know a little bit.
-This is good. -Right? We're starting off well.
I picked some little bit more advanced Yiddish words.
I'm going to say the word,
give you two definitions,
and you're going to guess which one it is.
-Alright. I'm very competitive. I love this.
-The first one is mishpucha.
-Oh, I know this.
-"A," an unforeseen mishap,
or, "B," family?
-Mishpucha. -Mishpucha.
-And what are the two -- One is an unforeseen thing,
and one is family.
I think it's family. "You're my mishpucha."
[ Ding ] -That's correct!
-Really?! -Yeah!
-See? I know more Yiddish. I felt like it was "family."
-Yeah, the whole mishpucha.
Let's bring the whole mishpucha to Vegas.
-I love Yiddish. Alright, good.
-The second one -- You're gonna be fluent in no time, guys.
-I know. Look at what we're learning.
-Two -- shayna punim.
"A," a dish containing potatoes,
or "B," a pretty face?
-Punim is "face," I want to say.
-You are crushing this. [ Ding ]
-This is unbelievable? And I did not...
What was it? Shayna punim? -Shayna punim.
Like, "Oh, what a shayna punim." -"Oh, shayna punim"?
-Yeah. Right. -Wow.
You are real good.
-This is awesome. I did not plan this out.
This is exciting for me.
I love this. Alright.
-The last one.
All three of these words mean the same thing.
Schmegege.
-I love schmegege. -I know, schmegege.
-Just saying it. -Everyone just say it with me.
-Schmegege. -Schmegege!
-Alright, aren't you having fun? Schmegege?
-It's actually great. Schmegege. -It's schmegege.
Schmegege, schmendrick, and schmo.
-Schmendrick. -Yeah, schmendrick.
"A," these are all words for a silly or stupid person,
or, "B," these are all affectionate terms for a baby.
-It's got to be the first one, right?
-Oh, my God. -Look at me! Oh, my God!
Am I... ♪♪
[ Cheers and applause ] Really? Respect?
Respect, right? -Yeah, you earned it.
-Respect right there? Come on. Dude, that's -- Right?
Not bad?
I did not -- Dude, we did not plan it.
I love it. -I have no words.
-Schmegege. -Schmegege.
That's the best word I've ever heard.
-I love schmegege. -Schmegege?
I mean, that's -- You guys are going to be using
that every day now.
-Now, yeah, we're always going to say schmegege
when we come out.
I want to talk about your movie. That's why you're here.
This is, like -- "The Outfit." -Yeah.
-By the way, every time you come on, you have different movies,
and you have great accents in the movie.
And this is another one that you can add to your repertoire.
What -- Is this, like, a Chicago?
-Yeah, it's, like, a 1950s Chicago accent.
And I was so -- I really wanted this movie.
It was such a cool script.
And Mark Rylance, who's one of the greatest actors
of all time -- I was really nervous to work with him.
And it was shooting in London.
I knew I had to prepare properly,
so I went to go see a dialect coach, get the accent great.
I came to the first day of rehearsal, and everybody --
Excluding Mark, who's playing an Englishman,
everybody had this distinct Chicago accent.
I had a completely different accent.
I showed up with, like, a really bizarre Mid-Atlantic accent.
I started talking like this, darling.
Like, the entire movie, I'm just talking like this,
and Mark Rylance is looking at me like,
"What is this American doing?"
-What is going...
But it's just, "Darling --"
-"Darling, darling.
It's so great to see you, darling."
Like, it just -- It looked like I was a really bad imitation
of an old movie.
And that was mortifying, but, eventually,
I got it.
I went to the director, I was like, "Don't say anything.
I got it.
Tomorrow, it'll be Chicago,
and the Mid-Atlantic will be in the trash."
It was -- Yeah.
-But what different accents can you do right now?
Can we just rattle some off? -Oh, rattle some.
-Give me --
-Well, I feel like, honestly, like,
the first one that comes to mind is the accent I did
in "Zombieland," because, like, it's, like,
inspired by the Valley and I'm literally from the Valley.
-Wow. That's perfect. -And, like...
You know, you're so good at accents,
and Minnesotan is so much fun.
Minnesotan -- don't cha know? -- is such a fun accent to do.
-Oh, Minnesota, yeah. -Yeah?
-Yeah. Love Minnesota.
-Oh, yeah. -Oh, yeah.
-Oh, yeah. Of course.
I'm gonna just keep copying you now.
-Oh, you are? -Yeah, why not?
-Well... -Well...
-...now... -...now...
-...I'm gonna do a... -...I'm gonna do a...
-...Southern person. -...Southern person.
-That's exactly right. -That's exactly right.
-And welcome to the show, and you're just --
-Welcome to the show, now.
I love Southern, but you know what I have to say?
I think my favorite accent of all is an accent
that comes from a town not so far from here, Jimmy.
-Where is that, now?
-Long Island. [ Cheers and applause ]
-You love the Long Island?
-Yeah, my grandmother, the one who taught us all that
Yiddish earlier that you were so good at --
she is from Long Island.
-Oh, my God. -She's from Long Island.
She talks like this. It's amazing.
And if she were here, she would tell you
you got a shayna punim.
-[ Laughs ] Oh, I love you and I love her.
That's the next movie. You've got to do that.
-Who is going to hire me to do that accent?
-Oh, you have to do --
-I sound like I smoke a pack a day,
but I've never had a cigarette in my life.
-But that's perfect.
You're going to rock that, trust me.
You're going to take that and rock that in a movie.
Can we tell everyone what "The Outfit" is about?
-Yes. "The Outfit" is about an expert tailor
who has to outwit a bunch of very dangerous gangsters
in order to survive a night.
The movie takes place in one night
on one set with six actors.
It's really cool.
It feels like a play.
And you are constantly trying to tell who is telling the truth.
-Yeah. And it's you, Mark Rylance. Come on.
I want to see this. I want to show everyone a clip.
Here's Zoey Deutch in "The Outfit."
Take a look.
-I do not need you telling me who to date.
-I didn't mean it like that.
-You meant it like,
"I saw you smiling at Richie Boyle" earlier,
and now I'm petrified that
you're running with a bad batch."
-Those men may be customers,
but they are not gentlemen.
-Could have fooled me in those nice clothes you make for them.
-If we only allowed angels to be customers,
then we'd have no customers at all.
-Do we let all of our customers keep locked boxes in back?
-It was you who was smiling at him.
-I've spent my entire life
around animals like Richie Boyle.
You want to get them to back off,
you look them dead in the eyes
and you pretend you're one of them.
-You don't need me worrying after you.
-That's right.
-Oh! Zoey Deutch, everybody!
"The Outfit" is in theaters March 18th.