*SWOOSH*
Kim: Hey you guys, Kim K here.
Seriously if you don't want to miss any episodes
of keeping up with the plastic puff girls
you have to hit the pop toons cd channel and turn on the notifications
on mobile you just click the sexy little bell
and on desktop you do the same thing!
You honestly need to because the Mean Queens series is coming soon as well.
Okay, can you guys start the f****** show? It's hard to fly with my big a**
What the f**k?
Narrator: Fillers!
Drugs!
And implanted butts.
These were the ingridents chosen to creat America's perfect little girls
*Almost had the voice, but then proccedded to mess it up*
But professor Criss Jenner accidentally added an extra ingrident to th concoction!
*DUN DUN DUN*
A sex tape!
*Boom. CRASH!*
Thus the plastic puff girls were born!
Wasting their ultra super powers,
Blossom Butt,
Bubble lips,
And butter squash
Have dedicated their lives to being famous, for doing absolutely nothing!
Lol buttersquash
DUNNNN
Ahh, the city of Starsville.
Home to Americas favourite little airheads, the Plastic puff girls
Let's see what our sassy silicon sissies are up to today!
Hey biscuit lips
What the hell. WHATTHEF**K
get your ass over here and add on another twenty pounds for me
Ugh, again?!
I'm like totally trying to apply my lipstick here!
Chloe why do you even workout?
It's like totally not good for your feminine posture and junk
Probably because she doesn't wanna go back to being the fat and manly sister
Now she's just manly. Haha.
YAAASSS
drag her kylie
Yeah? Well when a giant, radioactive spider crawls into this bitch,
you cunts will thank me
Good point
Kylie
Add on another hundred pounds
Lol. B***h had to get up off her **s. She prob cant even lift that weight
You do it you lazy sluts!
You do it you lazy s***** I almost broke a nail last time, well I would've if I had fingers. Now leave me alone, I gotta check Insta and text my bae
I almost broke a nail last time!
.....Well i would have if i had fingers..
Now leave me alone!
I gotta check insta and text my bae
nah b***h f**k u
That horrible bad boy rapper?
Where did you get your tastes little sis because like literally it wasn't from me
Oh, like your husband isn't plotting to take over the world right now?
Finally, I, Kanye Mojo West
The best rapper
slash fashion designer to ever live
has successfully created a fashion line of scientifically enhanced wretched outfits and weird ugly shoes
that'll destroy the fashion world by storm!
I call it,
Mojo Yeezey!
That's different. Kanye is an innovator. It's like, art.
He's a big headed, egotistical ?? who likes fingers up his butt!
F**k yea
Nah b***h
There's my three little whores-
I MEAN girls
Who's this b***h
What do you want mom?
Remember, you girls have a photoshoot today
You're gonna be all nude and oiled up, it'll be soooo classy
N**e?
Will i like, totally get to show my bubble butt?
Child p**n
S**TNO
Of course darling!
F**KOFF
Mommy, my lips need plumping. And some more smoky red lipliner.
I'll get your MUA OTP ASAP sweetheart!
Yo mom, i need some more protien shakes. I'm tryna get some more gangs, bro.
Oh, and some new concealer.
Of course, my little buff nugget!
And i need a new dress, dear!
This one in the pink shows my old veiny calves
You know i can't have that, honey
Bruce what the fuck are you doing?!
Well you said I could be in the photoshoot too, hun.
You ready to slay, girlfriends?
(nervous agreement)
do you have a tighter bra, sweetie?
the girls need some extra support
it's sooo hard having D cups, am i right?
I was being sarcastic, bruce,
God, you're such an embarrassment
You think the girls are gonna be too much for me, huh?
His b**b oppeed
i'll give their fat heinies a run for their money
You just watch, dollface!
You're not in the photoshoot, bruce
now go take that damn dress off
matter of fact, just burn it!
And put my oranges back in the fruit bowl
You look fucking horrendous
hater!
B*****n
This pile of poop is good but too long.
IT'S 3 AM I'M PHYSICALLY HURTING MAKING THESE SUBTITLES I CDN'T EVEN FINISH AND THERE'S MORE EPISODES
This is boring! I'm going to go make another sex tape!