How are you feeling?
I'm alive, baby.
We're going to rock and roll.
Yeah.
You look good.
Thanks.
You look good.
I feel great.
OK.
I'm going to do something.
I've been working on this.
Because you're the magician, and you always
blow my mind with tricks.
And so I'm going to do something that--
I'm going to--
I'm going to shuffle the cards.
And then you're going to pick a card,
and I'm going to find your card.
I haven't figured out how to do that yet, but so--
so, here just pick a card.
I love this.
OK, I got it.
Do I show the crowd or no?
Yes, show the crowd.
OK, you guys got to help me remember that.
I'm not going to look.
We all got it?
Yep.
OK, good.
All right we got it.
All right.
Put it back.
There.
OK.
All right.
And now I'm going to show you which card it is, OK?
There's no way.
Yeah.
I know it's a 7.
Is it a 7?
That's pretty good.
Yeah.
Is it a seven?
OK?
Yeah.
So it's either a club, a diamond, a heart, or a spade.
So-- I think it's--
I'm just going to--
I'm going to guess.
I'm not even going to try to find--
I think it's a seven of spades.
Oh, my gosh.
[APPLAUSE]
Come on.
All right.
I love it.
Yeah.
I love it.
You've got to show me how you did that after.
Yeah.
I just guessed.
All right.
That's all.
Now we're going to do 12 days of giveaways.
[APPLAUSE]
It's the most wonderful time of the year.
It's the kids jingle belling, and everyone telling you,
be of good cheer.
It's the most wonderful time of the year.
It's the hap- happiest season of all--
All right.
OK.
Here we go.
It is day 13 of 12 days.
John, do you like going to the movies?
I love going to the movies.
Yeah.
What are some of your favorite movies?
Let's see.
You've got Finding Nemo, Finding Dory, Mr. Wrong, Ed TV,
The Coneheads, and I love Love Letters.
Ah, you just Googled all the movies I was in, didn't you?
Fandango loves movies.
They can guarantee your tickets to the season's biggest films
when you purchase online or download their free mobile app.
You're all getting a $300 Fandango gift card.
[APPLAUSE]
I'm sorry, but John, what if I wanted
to go to a concert, like, or a Broadway show,
or like a sporting event?
Well, there's another company that
has the best selection of tickets for any live event.
You want to tell us what it is?
Yeah, right.
Yeah, of course, I do.
It's StubHub.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
Or you just want to enjoy a night out and see
your favorite artist life in concert,
StubHub has got you covered.
You're all getting a $300 StubHub gift card.
[APPLAUSE]
Not many people know this, John, but it's amazing--
he's an amazing magician.
He's also an amazing guitar player.
I don't know.
But you guys want to see me shred on this Fender Squire.
I got this.
Yeah, check this out.
Killing it.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Wow, that's amazing.
How can you do that?
You didn't even plug it in, and yet it sounded electric.
I know, right?
Yeah.
Right.
Yeah.
Well, Fender Play is a new app that
teaches you guitar in minutes.
You can learn songs from artists You Too,
Shawn Mendez, and the Rolling Stones.
And it is perfect for anyone that wants
to learn how to play guitar.
Along with a one-year Fender Play membership,
you're all getting this $500 Fender package.
[APPLAUSE]
Not many people know this, but John isn't just
an amazing guitar player, he's also an amazing magician.
I dabble.
You want to see a trick?
Yeah, I do.
OK.
I'm going to read your mind using the power of magic.
And here's what we're going to do.
I think that you're thinking of Epson Eco Tank printers
because they don't use cartridges,
and they're super-sized ink tanks can last for two years.
Oh, my lord.
How are you doing this?
Hold on, hold on.
You're also thinking about how you can print up to 5,000 pages
before you need to buy your first ink bottle.
And how easy they are to do wireless printing.
You're blowing my mind.
And you're right.
You're getting the $300 Epson all-in-one printer.
[APPLAUSE]
Hey, John, we gave them the Fandango gift card, StubHub
gift card, and the new printer, but they don't have a device
to use those things on.
What are we going to do?
Well, Ellen, there's an amazing electronics company
called Huawei.
And if you haven't heard of them, you're about to.
Based in China, they're actually the second biggest
smartphone brand in the world.
And they're about to be huge here in America.
They make ultrathin PCs that are durable.
And their Matebook E is a two-in-one device
that weighs only two pounds.
It has detachable keyboard, a nine-hour battery,
and Dolby speakers.
You can all watch Ellen Tube on your new $500 Huawei laptop.
[APPLAUSE]
So we'll be back with one more gift.
It's the most wonderful time of the year.
With the kids jingle-belling--
I want to try a social experiment right now.
I am going to say something that's
going to make you scream, OK?
If all 400 of you can stay silent for five seconds
after I say something, then I'll give you a huge gift.
OK?
You have to stay silent for five seconds after I say it.
I'm about to send you on an amazing international vacation.
All right.
That was--
[APPLAUSE]
Let me tell you where you're going.
This is incredible.
I can't believe we're giving this away.
I have been there.
I love it.
I'm talking about Dubai.
[APPLAUSE]
All right.
Let me tell you about this amazing place.
It is a melting pot of cultures, with over 200 nationalities
living there.
And they are welcoming to all.
There's so much to do.
The nightlife is insane.
Hey, correct me if I'm wrong, but I
heard there's a five-star resort sitting
on this famous palm-shaped island in Dubai.
Yeah.
Wait, wait.
I think it has 23 restaurants, endless private beaches,
and award-winning aqua-adventure water park.
There is.
And since it opened at nine years ago,
this resort has become one of the most popular Instagrammed
hotels in the world.
OK, take a breath.
Listen to this.
You're all getting a seven-day, six-night stay at the Altantis
the Palm, Dubai.
[APPLAUSE]
And them.
And them, yeah.
All right.
Your gifts today are worth over $5,000.
Have a wonderful weekend.
Be kind to one another.
Bye, bye.
It's the hap- happiest season of all.
It's those holiday greetings and gay happy meetings
when friends come to call--