Did you have Shawn and Marty at one point?
>> I might have, they might be in that box right behind there.
>> Get outta- >> Whoa.
>> Whoa.
>> I'm Zack Ryder, Daddy Wahlberg tweeted me back last night, can you believe it?
>> Wait, what?
>> And I'm Curt Hawkins, tell your story Walken, Christopher.
>> Yeah. >> We're gonna scour the world looking for
toys, we don't know exactly what we're looking for.
We're gonna find some holy grails and we're also gonna find some things we don't
want, either way, we've gotta figure it out.
>> Welcome, everyone to Figure It Out, I am Zack.
>> And I'm Curt.
>> And we are here at Music City Mall, at Jayden's Toys,
>> Don't let the location deter you,
this is not your typical mall toy store.
Jayden's Toys features wall to wall and floor to ceiling of toy nostalgia.
>> We are here at this mall after hours, okay, the food court is closed.
Auntie Ann's Pretzels is closed and even Jayden's Toys is closed,
we're gonna go in, we got a little- >> We got something to do though.
>> What we gotta do?
>> Like Hogan and Bundy at Wrestlemania II, we gotta lift this steel cage.
>> I'll lift it up, aah!
>> Let's go.
>> Okay.
>> We got an [INAUDIBLE] over there, right?
>> All right, these are the 89 Batman figures.
>> The original movie.
>> The originals, the OGs, I have these.
There's actually a variant of the face, do you know that?
>> No. >> There's a more like it's cartoony
face and the one that's supposed to look like Michael Keaton.
>> I had like seven of those growing up cuz I would mess with that belt.
>> The belt's right here. [CROSSTALK]
>> Buy me another one.
>> What I'm really looking for is up here, but
I don't know if it's the version I need, the Batmobile.
>> Ooh, you have an eye for quality, my friend.
>> There's two versions.
>> This may be it.
>> This is the one, with the cocoon, that's the one I needed,
the Shield, we're all lovers of shield texts.
>> Shield. >> Hotel, India, Echo,
Lima, Delta, Shield.
>> No not that shield, he whispers shield and then it goes [SOUND].
>> Gotcha.
>> You know know what I'm sayin?
>> Yeah, yeah.
>> [SOUND] I got this Joker, but
this Joker doesn't look like Jack Nicholson, not at all.
>> Yeah, it's more depicted off the comic book, but-
>> Are these Kenner, correct, or Toy Biz?
>> Toy Biz.
>> Okay, so at first, Toy Biz had the license to do the original Batman, but
then when Batman Returns came out, Kenner had the license and they went back and
they made some Batman 1 figures, and they made a Jack Nicholson looking joker.
>> Gotcha. >> You know what I'm saying?
>> Yeah, I had this one.
>> That's the one.
>> And Bob.
>> Bob.
>> Not Bob Roode.
>> Not Bob my dad.
>> No, not Bob your dad.
>> [LAUGH] >> All the accessories in there?
>> Yeah, look, check it out, the missiles even.
>> My parents took away the missiles from me,
they wouldn't let me shoot the missiles >> Why would they do that?
>> I don't know, they just wouldn't let me use them.
>> Just didn't trust you?
>> They didn't trust me, they thought I would eat it or something like that or,
poke somebody's eye out with the missle.
>> Admitted to eating it impossible to find thing.
>> Cuz kids were playing with these,
the ones that I had from my childhood like the fingers are chewed off and
stuff like that.
>> Why were you chewing fingers?
>> I was so young, it was like a chewing toy.
>> He was a dog when he was a kid.
>> You just act like [INAUDIBLE] in 2019, [SOUND] I was collecting them in 1985.
>> And eating them.
>> That's one for Ryder, cuz the Ryder rule, I gotta leave with at least one item
and that's one, chief Curt, let's find something for you.
>> To the wrestle land.
[SOUND] >> Whoa, bearded Kirchner in a card?
>> [LAUGH] Wow.
>> We've discussed before the three Corporal Kircheners.
This is Corporal Kirchner from the LJN line.
>> With beard or without beard?
>> Now, this is what I was gonna say.
Clean shaven, there's also a stubble version and a bearded version and
I can't get this today because I already have all three.
Of course I do, I have them all.
I'm obsessed, see, all three.
And then a very rare bearded which I know for a fact you don't have.
>> No, but I'm not gonna collect all the variants.
>> This is a variant that you need to collect, there's some weird variants, but
you need a bearded Krishner.
And you know it's not a custom cuz it's mint on card.
I can't believe this, I don't know if I've ever seen a mint on card bearded Krishna.
>> Do not let that breathe in, go from there.
>> If I were you buying it- >> What's your thoughts?
>> If I were you buying it, I would hope it, cuz the card is not,
I mean let's be honest, the card is not good.
>> Yeah. >> It's got some yellowing on the bubble,
but wow.
>> What, don't, no, no, you take this.
>> I thought you'll put it back.
>> No you need this.
>> I'm good, I don't collect variants.
>> Will Cheap Curt spend the cash on the corporal, is it figure fate for
bearded Zack Ryder, who can't resist the Kirshner?
Stay tuned to the end of the episode.
>> These are some UK exclusives we've talked about before on Figure It Out and
these are like tip top shape, Michael PSA, doot doot doot,
big Josh AKA the original Doink the Clown.
>> Yes. >> A little trivia fact for you,
lil fig fact, lil fig fact, lil fig fact for you.
>> His name is Matt Bourne.
>> Woah.
>> This is crazy, do you have all these?
>> I don't have the repeats, I have all different characters.
>> You don't have the repeats?
>> I don't have the repeats.
>> Baby, singer in orange.
>> Which one's the only UK one, I can't remember if I have black or orange,
I have one.
>> No, here's the arm with the bald spot and no bald spot and
here's a little [INAUDIBLE], he's a little dirty but he could do.
>> Just go home with him, go to that bathroom, put out the light,
you know what I'm saying, invite Elizabeth in there, or Chelsea in my case.
We all get it if you want, make a really special, light a candle,
turn that bubble bath on yeah, yes, just rub it down,
[SOUND] Rub that [INAUDIBLE] got a damn good all figure bath.
You already had this one, right?
I have them too, somebody else can give a figure bath.
You need that, we were just talking about this figure on the ride over here,
this is Figure.
We've been talking about this, this is the repeat Tito Santana LJN,
but in strike force gear, bro- >> Very hard to find.
>> Clean him up, you got him.
>> Big bad city on this one.
>> Big bad city.
>> Get that mark off his face.
>> You can get it off.
>> Yeah.
>> And we're gonna be striking with force baby.
>> I'll tell you what, that doesn't sound bad, what about the strike force,
we are going to strike them with- >> I like that.
>> With lightning force, with lightning force.
>> Very catchy name and a new tag team, Strike Force.
>> Anyway, we have to talk about this, this about to be a very long episode
folks, but this is a very important thing to talk about.
This is a bootleg WWE Hasbro figure.
For years, people thought that this was the head scope for Diesel because for
instance like here's a manic Hulk Hogan and that's like a Hulk Hogan head scope.
>> Probably the most famous bootleg wrestler figures of all time.
>> Like a Razor Ramone, you know what I'm saying, so
people always thought that this was a Diesel head scope for the Hasbro line,
cuz diesel was only rumored to come out in the final series, the arm tribe series.
But it never came out and then years later, the drawing showed up,
the true head scope showed up and who [SOUND].
>> Who?
>> Who? >> Who?
>> Who, who who has that Diesel head scope,
who has that Diesel drawing, who has it, don't.
>> You do Zack.
>> Thank you, yes, yes I do.
This is a Hasbro GI Joe Sgt Slaughter mail-away figure and
it's supposed to be in the LJM line through Hasbro, but it's not official.
>> It's not made, yeah.
>> Because Hasbro figure, but even for the official like mail away ad for this,
he's like beating up LJN figures.
It's designed to go the LJN collection and you need it.
>> I don't know about that.
>> What do you mean you don't know about that?
We're walking into a store, it's here and you need it.
[SOUND] Some AWA Remcos.
A lot of these figures, as you can see,
come with soft goods as they're known in the biz.
>> Yes.
>> Cloth accessories and they're- >> Heavily bootlegged.
>> Heavily, heavily bootlegged.
>> Did you have Shawn and Marty at one point, I might have,
they might be in the box right behind you.
>> Get out of, whoa, whoa, you're kidding me,
right, you got two of the rarest LJ's chilling in a tote.
>> This is a gift from our store to you.
>> Thank you, I don't know what this is, was it a scarf,
a Macho Man scarf, you gotta be kidding me.
>> Nope. >> Well what about this?
Red shirt, Hogan.
>> And Warrior?
>> And warrior.
>> Yeah, and [INAUDIBLE].
>> Another bleed.
>> [LAUGH] >> What the, what is this?
>> What is this magical bin back here?
>> What's in that ziplock?
>> What?
>> Uh-oh.
Uh-oh, you're in trouble now.
>> No, wait a minute, is this a prototype of is this a reproduction kind of deal?
>> No, it's the resin cast they use to make that figure,
that's the UK exclusive Sting that had the pink and black jacket on it.
>> Wow, that's cool.
>> I don't know.
>> [LAUGH] He's tongue tied which is usually a good sign.
>> Well, I mean- >> 100%.
>> I think you're wrong.
>> Uh-oh, why?
>> Because of the date, the stamp, if it was from the factory,
they wouldn't have had the stamp on it.
>> Why do you say that?
>> Because I have a lot of prototypes and they don't, I mean I'm not saying,
I don't know.
>> Is that prototype is the cast, isn't it the cast?
>> Maybe.
>> The cast to figure, you know what I mean?
>> It's possible, I think nowadays, with the way things are done-
>> People can do some crazy stuff man.
>> If this is real, which I'm not saying it's not, that'd be incredible,
like history right here.
>> Yeah.
>> I cannot take a chance on this though.
>> What else is in this magical bin?
>> Yeah what's in this bin?
>> There's some mail away Hogans chilling.
>> Cameraman, did you get that,
that's like one of the rarest Hasbro figures just chilling in a tote.
>> The rarest.
>> And then two of the rarest LJN figures, and then rarest Mattel figure ever,
that's history right there in a tote right there, unbelievable.
>> Let's.
>> Well thank you for the gift, I appreciate that.
[SOUND] Why is there every Great Khali figure here?
Like, we're asking a serious question, why is every Great Khali figure here?
>> Hey, hey man.
>> Hey man, every Great Khali- >> [INAUDIBLE] Man.
>> [LAUGH] what, why, how is this possible?
>> Michael Harris.
>> All right.
>> Well, I just found a Todd I need, just when you think it's over-
>> Yeah, you haven't been over for
a long time though.
>> You were never over so.
>> The street, brother, I got you back in the fold.
>> And now what?
>> Now we lost.
>> We're back in catering.
>> Now the streak continues.
>> [LAUGH] In Canada.
>> Here on Figure It Out getting kick in the wallet and
I think today's gonna be pretty rough, need some more rare items in my basket.
>> I honestly think you should get those but you're being Cheap Curt.
>> That's not the case.
>> Anyway, let's get of here and to the people at home,
don't judge me when I'm buying these.
Please don't judge me,please, I promise I just need them.
>> Today I'm walking away an LJN Tito Santana Strike Force edition,
an LJN Hacksaw Jim Dugan, ho!
A Hasbro Razor Ramone figure and
a Hasbro LJN inspired male away Sgt Slaughter,
for a grand total of $375.
>> Is this a record for you?
[LAUGH] I'm not, I'm just,
[LAUGH] >> Today I'm walking away with an original
cano star wars tonton figure, AWA Rambo crusher Blackwell and
Stan Hansen figures, a whole bunch of Great Khali action figures.
What was I thinking, a 1989 Batmobile with rocket launcher from toy biz and
a LJN wrestling superstars collectors case for a grand total of $220.00.
>> All right, well, Cheap Curt- >> Doesn't exist today my friend.
>> I mean you beat me.
>> I smoke too.
>> You have one little bag.
>> That doesn't >> I have three bags and
a carrying collector's case.
>> The rarity in my bag blows all those out of the water.
>> I'm proud of you, I like that you beat me.
>> You do? >> That's good,
well, I guess we gotta- >> Get back in the cage?
>> [INAUDIBLE] The cage.
>> Elimination chamber pod is opening.
>> I would help you but my hands are all full.
>> I always have to do all the work, just like in the ring.
>> [LAUGH] Yeah.
Till next time, Figure it out.
[MUSIC]
Okay, okay, I have a little update for you, after we left the store yesterday,
I realized I really want that bearded Corporal Kirshner mint card.
I need it, I texted the dude.
He's gonna meet up with me at RAW, we do a little trade ski, a little purchase,
a little transaction, and I just need this bigger for my collection.
Because I have him loose, but this figure is made on course, so
if I let him breathe his mint, 100%, mint I got to [SOUND] can't wait to smell,
I just can't wait to smell that beard, let's do this, yeah, woo!
[MUSIC]
There he is.
>> Toy delivery.
>> What's up man?
[LAUGH] >> You sure about this?
>> Yes.
>> Baby, yeah, a little Corporal Kirshner, bearded version.
>> Yeah. >> Yeah,
he's got a beard just like this guy,
just like this guy, beard just like this guy, let's go.
[LAUGH]
[MUSIC]
I needed it, I just needed it, you know what I'm saying?
It's was like love at first sight and then I left and
I'm like no that is the one I want, this is this is figure fate.
That's what we call in the biz figure fate, gottem baby, 155, so
you know what that means?
>> What?
>> I win.
>> I beat you.
>> Does that math even add up?
>> Yes it does, 220, 155.
>> It's a tie.
>> No, it's not, how much did you spend?
>> Tie goes to the runner, do you even know what that means?
>> It's a thing, no?
>> [LAUGH] Yes.
[MUSIC]
>> A tie, no, no, no, no, no.
Is it really a tie, that can't be right, that can't be right,
how much did you spend?
[SOUND]