(Jordan laughing)
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Yep, round five of this hilarious show is coming in hot.
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- Come on, one more long one and we can get this thing done.
- Oh my gosh, that's so messed up.
Come on, doc.
- Congratulations, it's a boy.
(Jordan laughing)
- Okay, first off, kids don't come flying out like that.
But it also depends on if this is your first delivery
versus like your fifth delivery.
Could it go quickly?
Yes.
But do children typically come sliding out super fast?
Not really.
- What?
Another boy, plus Bart?
- Well, this is unorthodox,
but what would you think about
taking a cute baby girl instead?
- What?
Oh, is that Maggie?
- Mother died in childbirth.
The father is listed as 10,000 Lunatics,
but none of them has shown up yet.
- A parent dying during childbirth is rare,
but it does happen.
You can actually have an amniotic fluid embolism,
which then causes cardiovascular collapse,
and then you could die that way.
You could bleed out.
The uterus potentially could rupture.
A couple of different scenarios.
But again, they're rare,
because typically somebody who is delivering a baby
is typically young and healthy.
- Sold.
- I should warn you, however,
we ran a standard newborn screen on her
and she tested positive for evil.
- Evil?
He's already got Bart.
(Doctor Hibbert choking)
- Well, better than a boy.
- What, that was crazy.
I've never seen that before.
It doesn't normally work that way.
There's adoptions, you know, different agencies,
if you want somebody else's kid,
and they have to give up the kid too,
then be able to adopt.
The first three days,
I believe there's actually a safe haven.
Bring it to a hospital, police department,
a fire department, no questions asked.
Oh, he's a pallbearer.
Whoa.
- Oh, my back. - What?
- And not in a good way.
- Well, time to move on with our lives.
- Oh, Bart's gonna put him under.
Oh my gosh, that's messed up.
- Stop it!
- Falling on dirt, it actually gives,
so it should have some cushion,
but he does look like he's a little jacked up.
- Homer, you have a mild back sprain.
- He sprained his back.
Sprain and strain are pretty much the same terms.
You sprain your ankle, right?
So you've actually injured some ligament.
You've strained your back,
you might have pulled some muscles and injured some tendons.
They all kinda overlap with each other.
But do you guys know that the most common reason
why people miss work in the United States?
Back pain.
- And you also ingested a dangerous quantity of grave dirt.
- Well, you're always telling me I should eat more dirt.
- Not dirt, vegetables.
- (laughs) I love it.
You want to eat more vegetables,
which could be like roots and things like that.
Not dirt itself.
But I will say, as we were all kids
and we played around in dirt and then licked our fingers,
we're getting our immune systems up and running.
It's actually not the worst thing in the world.
But eating handfuls of dirt, no.
- Look, I just need to make sure your vertebrae
are properly aligned.
- What?
- This should take under a minute
and cost about a thousand dollars.
- First off, he wanted to make sure
the vertebrae were aligned correctly.
So he's got him strapped down to the bed.
I don't know, he must be getting ready to take a picture,
like an x-ray.
♪ D'oh ♪
- Fascinating.
When Homer is on his back,
his stomach lodges perfectly under his diaphragm.
- The image that he has here is not an x-ray.
An x-ray is not going to show up organs like this.
You'll see black areas where the lungs are
and like whiter areas where the vertebrae and the heart are.
And that's just because to do with the density of tissue
and air, that sort of thing.
- Giving him a powerful singing voice.
- Is that a real thing?
- It is. - That's not a real thing.
- Tenor Andrea Bocelli recorded an entire song on his back.
- You know, Homer, your singing
could help ease patient suffering-
- Come on.
- And save us a fortunate in Demerol.
- My pleasure.
♪ If ever I would leave you ♪
- Shouldn't be related.
Your voice has related up in your larynx
to your vocal cords.
So then the question is,
is it changing position in your stomach
changing the sound of your voice?
Probably unlikely.
Not something I deal with on a daily basis.
The only time we ever hear people's voices abnormal
is swelling up in the upper airway.
Say they had a surgery which hurt
their recurrent laryngeal nerve.
Then you have different sounds of the voice.
- I told you, a mosquito came out of my Laffy Meal
and bit me.
- What's wrong with him, Doctor?
- Mosquitoes are known for harboring disease.
West Nile virus, even malaria if you go to other countries.
Most of these are viruses
and they produce like a viral syndrome,
malaise, fatigue, weakness.
But it's not something you can easily check in a lab.
- It can't be mange, I just had him dipped.
- Mange is like something that happens in animals
and wild dogs.
It's almost like mites that irritate the skin.
Now, in humans, we get scabies.
Scabies are these little insects that burrow in your skin.
- Your son is exhibiting classic symptoms of Panda virus.
- Panda virus?
- Here, take a look.
(Jordan laughing)
- No, my God, it looks like a panda gummy bear
stuck on his arm.
So many things can bite you.
Most of the time it's your own reaction
or you develop idea an infection
because it inoculates you with the bacteria
that's on your skin.
- For a week, Bart will be highly infectious to others.
- So he's highly contagious.
So we have different diseases like measles that's airborne.
Then you have a syphilis.
Syphilis is a sexually transmitted disease,
but it's done by contact.
Different disease processes are spread differently.
- You'll be living in this bubble.
It's clear plastic so the world can see how normal you are.
(laughs)
- What a messed up doc.
(Bart screaming)
(Jordan laughing)
- Help me!
- Yeah, we don't have bubbles like that.
When somebody needs to be in a bubble,
so to speak, or not bubble, but quarantined,
you just quarantined in your own dwelling.
You don't need to be in a bubble.
Why is Homer running?
Oh, knocked out.
- Ooh, my mouth!
- Oh my gosh.
If your teeth get knocked out
and you can bring them with you, please do that.
Don't wash them off, just put it in milk, water,
throw them back in your own mouth.
To reattach a tooth,
you actually need those ligaments intact.
This injury that Homer is now having,
he probably fractured his jaw.
- Homer, you've suffered a broken jaw.
- Broken jaw?
- Oh man, that is a messed up device.
So we don't do those kinds of devices.
It's almost like getting a set of braces.
Weird fact, you have to keep pliers on you
in case you vomit or you have any airway issues.
You can pop those open real quick.
- He won't be able to talk for quite some time.
I've wired his jaw shut.
- You can actually talk when you have this device in.
It just makes it a little bit harder
'cause you're not able to accentuate
what you're trying to say,
but you'll be able to speak without any difficulties.
- It's all explained in his pamphlet.
- [Marge] "So your life is ruined."
- (laughs) No, we don't do pamphlets like that.
- Oh dear, you can't eat solid foods.
- Yep.
- Those are his favorites.
- He's freaking out 'cause he can't eat.
Well, obviously you can use a blender and blend your food,
and you'll lose some weight.
Just got to make sure you get the right nutrients.
- The only risk I'm taking is running out of marshmallows.
(laughs)
Ow!
- Oh! - Somebody get a doctor!
- Clock falls off the wall, nails the legs.
So the question is, do you have a tibia or fibula fracture?
Is it just a contusion?
- I want my wife to get the best treatment money can buy.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, don't go nuts.
Eh, better than.
- (laughing) That's hilarious.
If it's an emergency,
you can't just request the place that you want to go.
You have to go to the first medically accessible hospital
in this specific emergency.
Unless, say, you're having a heart attack or stroke,
you need to go to a place that has
a basically cardiac center or a stroke center
where they actually have the right doctors
and equipment and treatment for you in those situations.
- Well, as you can see, it's a compound fracture.
- Oh, I hate this word.
The fracture is something called the comminuted.
Comminuted meaning it's broken up into multiple pieces.
Now, she's in a full cast.
If you put a hard cast,
which is either made up of either plaster of Paris,
these materials are hard as a rock.
So if you continue to swell underneath, say in a day or two,
you're going to be in so much pain.
In the emergency department,
when you actually get a fracture, we put you in a splint
to allow the swelling, and we'll wrap it.
And then this way in a week or two,
when you go follow up with the orthopedic surgeon,
you'll have a cast put on at that point.
- The leg must remain motionless.
Otherwise a hunk of bone could zoom right to her brain.
- No, this doctor, come on, dude.
A bone piece is not going to go to your brain.
It's just going to stay in the tissue right there.
- The main thing is for you to get better.
And don't worry, all the laundry and dirty dishes
will be there when you get back.
- Oh, so thanks, Bart. - No they won't.
We'll help pitch in on the housework, right guys?
Guys?
- Ha ha, get that.
And that.
- So no, the IV fluid bags
do not come pressurized like that.
To pressurize and have it squirt out like that,
you actually need to have a pump on the bag.
We have machines that will actually help
suck the fluid through and push it through.
- [Bart] Gotcha!
- Good Lord.
You're wasting thousands of dollars worth of Interferon.
- And you're interferon with our good time.
- (laughs) Nice, Homer, I love it.
Interferon is basically a type of medication
you can use to treat viruses.
Marge wouldn't need interferon,
she would just need fluids and pain medicine
and maybe an antibiotic if there's an open fracture.
- Well I'll be, that cured my canker sores.
- He gets shot in the mouth
and it's there for like a split second,
and you spit it out, you're probably fine.
It's almost like right, like Listerine, right?
You have it in your mouth and spit it out.
You don't want to swallow it,
but if you accidentally swallow it,
you'll probably be okay.
Same thing.
You'll probably be fine, but who's swallowing interferon
that's not under medical care for specific reasons?
This was hilarious.
I love "The Simpsons."
These are older episodes.
I really, really enjoyed it.
Please let me know if there's scenes
from different Simpson shows I need to check out.
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