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We sent Kris Jenner to the 99 Cent Store here in Burbank.
So let's check in with her right now.
Kris, if you can hear me, now don't do that.
People will see you're listening to something.
You can't keep your finger on your ear.
Walk inside.
And you're going to see a cart, and you're
going to go to aisle number one.
The one with the [INAUDIBLE] flying disc in it?
Yes.
Stop talking yourself.
All right.
Go to aisle number one.
Hi.
I'm Kris Jenner.
I'm a big celebrity.
Hi.
Hello.
I'm Kris Jenner.
Hi.
I'm a big celebrity.
Oh, my god.
How nice.
Before I check out, I have a couple of questions.
Before I check out, I have a couple questions.
OK.
This coconut-- hold up the coconut.
This Coconut right here--
How much is this?
One dollar.
I thought it was 99 cents.
It's rounded up [INAUDIBLE] to one.
Oh, that's how they get you.
That's how they get you.
Oh, that's how they get you.
OK.
All right.
What about those razors?
Hold up the razors.
How much are these?
99 cents plus tax.
Hm.
99 cents plus tax.
Huh.
Let me tell you a secret.
Lean in.
Let me tell you a secret.
Come here.
Come here, please.
Come here.
I shave my back.
All right.
OK.
So I'll take these.
I need these.
I'll take these.
I need them.
OK.
[INAUDIBLE]
Let me tell you another secret.
Lean in.
Let me tell you another secret.
Lean in.
Yes, ma'am.
I forgot.
I forgot my secret.
I forgot.
Oh, I know what it was.
I just remembered.
I know what it was.
I just remembered.
Come here.
Mommy's broke, broke.
Mommy's broke.
I don't--
Mommy's broke.
But you know what?
Too blessed to be stressed.
But you know what?
Too blessed to be stressed.
And laugh really hard.
Laugh really hard.
[LAUGHING]
Laugh.
Just keep laughing.
Laugh.
Keep laughing.
Laugh.
OK.
Stop.
Stop suddenly.
Stop.
Just stop.
Stop.
Oh.
You know what I can do?
You what I can do?
Finger dance.
I can finger dance.
Yeah.
Let me show you.
Oh, do you have the try before you buy policy here?
Do you have the try before you buy policy here?
Grab the chocolate in front of you, that chocolate bar.
[INAUDIBLE]
Look at that chocolate bar.
Like is it OK--
Just do it.
If I just try this before I buy it?
Like I'm sure it is.
I'm sure it is.
I'm a celebrity.
I'm sure it's is.
I mean I'm a celebrity.
Huge, huge bite.
Take a huge bite.
I love chocolate.
Love it.
Take another-- take another bite.
It's so good.
Do you want some?
You want some?
Want some?
It's really good.
All right.
So hold up the trash can.
I'm sorry.
How much wine could I fit in here?
How much wine do you think I could fit in here?
[INAUDIBLE]
I have a birthday coming up.
Maybe.
I have a birthday coming up.
We're going to have a kegger.
Ma'am.
We're going to have a kegger.
Hold up.
There's a little guitar that's in the cart.
I'm going to buy this for Kanye.
I'm kidding.
He already has this.
I'm kidding.
He already has this.
Laugh really hard.
[LAUGHING]
Keep laughing really, really, really hard.
I'm funny.
I am funny.
Oh, I'm so funny.
All right.
Hold up the tinfoil.
I'm going to get this for Kanye, the tinfoil.
Oh, I'm going to get this for Kanye.
Because he's a rapper.
Get it?
Because he's a rapper.
Get it?
Laugh.
Laugh hard.
[LAUGHING]
That was another joke.
All right.
There's a bathrobe in there.
How much is the bathrobe?
I'm closed, ma'am.
No, you can't be closed.
I'm here.
No, you can't be closed.
I'm here.
How much is this bathrobe?
$4.99.
What?
$4.99.
Ex-squeeze me?
I'm Kris Jenner, and I'm not going to take it anymore.
But it is so soft, so I will take it.
So pretty.
Can I wear it out?
Put it on.
I'm going to wear it out.
You know what?
I think I'll just wear it out.
Because it's so soft.
It's so cozy.
It looks so cute on you.
Thank you.
Would you like to be on Keeping Up with the Kardashians?
Of course.
Would you like to be on the Ellen DeGeneres Show?
Of course.
Of course?
Well, you are because she's been telling
me what to say this whole time.
Well, you're on the Ellen DeGeneres Show
right now because she's been telling
me to say the entire time.
Oh, my god.
Laugh again, really hard.
So you're on the show right--
[LAUGHING]
Keep laughing.
Just keep laughing.
[LAUGHING] I look like a lunatic.
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