-Welcome home, JJ. -Tangerine.
Have you ever video-taped yourself?
Welcome home, JJ.
Which one for the first day of school?
Rebellious white after Labour Day
or my signature red?
I agree. 100%.
You're home now, JJ.
For good.
All is right in the world.
Isn't it, my love?
Yep, everything's back to normal.
As Jesus once changed water into wine,
Jason has granted me the ability
to turn water into...
maple syrup.
The nectar of the gods.
Truly.
Now, brothers and sisters,
watch in wonder as Cheryl manifests
the collective pain of our congregation.
Behold her alabaster hands.
How they bleed with the blood of the stigmata.
Mimicking the holy wounds of Jason.
Who are you going to put your faith in?
Cheryl, who shared the womb with Jason the divine?
Or her mother, a whoremonger?
An escaped convict.
Lies. lies all of it!
Mother, enough!
Be gone from my temple
or I will smite thee.
For I am Cheryl Blossom.
Queen of the bees.
Cooper-Jones residence?
What? Was it about Polly?
What are you doing?
Mum?
Listen to… mum!
You're acting just like Polly.
You're acting hypnotised.
What's going on? Why am I holding a knife?
You don't remember.
Did somebody…
Did the phone ring or did I imagine it?
No, it rang, you answered, you--
Whoever called must have said something that...
I don't know, triggered you into attacking me?
Is that even possible?
When they hear the trigger word,
they become you,
and therefore try to kill you.
You're a psycho.
So, what exactly is the trigger word, Evelyn?
Tangerine.
Repeated three times in a row.
Tangerine.
-Wait, that's not? -It is. Yeah.
A special delivery, courtesy of Nana Rose Blossom.
Straight from the Twilight Zone.
Damn, the smell alone.
That's maple syrup and decay.
It's like a rotting tooth.
It could be anything, Jughead.
It could be human bones
mixed with fake, synthetic bones.
Or it's a Moth man.
Okay, okay.
What is it with the tickling?
Have you ever videotaped yourself?
Once, it didn't go well.
No...
videotaped yourself getting tickled?
Why does every date I go on have to get super weird?
It's just tickling.
No sex.
You don't even have to take off your shirt.
I'd direct you and another hot guy.
It's fun.
And it pays.
How much?
five grand a video.
So, it's with another guy? Not you?
I just work the camera.
But I have someone who'd be really into you.
A total beefcake.
What'd you say?
Sure.
Cool.
Are you sure he understands
what kind of video we're making?
That it's just tickling?
Relax, Daryl's one of my top earners.
And subscribers love it when opposites pair up.
Trust me.
I've done 100s of these.
Did you say 100s?
What kind of operation are you running?
Play your cards right, stud, and you'll find out.