Oh oh my oh already after a great start
welcome to te r simulator I saw this a
while back it was just in some gifts and
some videos and screenshots and stuff
but it's finally out to play on Steam
and I am so excited look at this
wibblewobble I thought the purpose of
the game is I think it's to just get in
be a dear and cause mayhem am i an alien
no I'm just a deer oh right oh okay oh
my geez that's quite the leap you have a
new deer could jump very far but Mother
of God hold the stretch Nick holy [ __ ]
what the [ __ ] is this game the best game
ever made [ __ ] anyone who says
differently I'm gonna stick to the big
fish in the sky see this this is nice
this is normal this is this is what this
is kind of what I thought it would be
more of but instead we get this wait
wait I can fix it Jake koala the side of
the building this is happening then I
take drugs before recording this ah
fellow equestrian brother what say you
oh my god I can ride a horse as a deer
this is genuinely amazing oh the horse
can't jump for [ __ ] see this way dear a
better than horse stupid horse get out
of here
I just killed a horse I can hold them
what did I do
give me give me I have to get this man
to a doctor does anyone know where the
horse Patrol is what do you mean he's
your brother I didn't touch him he's
like this when I found him
police they go in here there's that
going as a deer
I want this yes I replaced my antlers
with guns
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[ __ ] no huh oh you could say hi hi so
what happens if I Dieruff I could turn
him into a deer does he follow me oh yes
he Naru no runs and fathers come brother
come we have a fight to win oh my god
I'm a Jesus dear I can run on water what
is happening what did I do
I don't know come brother that is a
giant cow the son is a golf ball
this thing is shiny I am so confused
okay F to play what am i play the basic
rules are the same as for reverse e I
don't know what that is
however the pieces move on their own
being cows an overturned cow will return
to its original position whoever takes
the most cows wins I I don't [ __ ]
know what I'm doing
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okay all right I think I don't know what
are we doing
nice okay this is unfair some of your
cows have left the board I can't get
those back this [ __ ] haha suck it I
didn't win anything if anything I lost
oh oh oh oh they lost the guns in my
head and I lost my friend now what am I
supposed to do be a dear
yes dear wick okay can I stick to this
yes
stick to the koalas ass can I'd expire
man my way around this town oh my god I
can oh my god this is [ __ ] awesome
wait hold on hold on hold on I get the
plane I really want to get the plane
it's all about momentum yes
Oh God stick stick stick yes you're fine
we can make this we can do this [ __ ] I
mean there we go yes all right attaboy
all right mr. zebra what can I do ride
the Z look out everybody
he's massive and he's trippy and he's
gonna he's messing with my eyes yes
destroy everything I'm a disaster Level
II I don't know what that means but I'm
just gonna keep destroying stuff and
hope that it increases the police are
after me Oh No
at the police lions
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[Laughter]
oh the increase got it oh god oh god I
don't know what to do with this I
honestly I don't know what to do with
anything in this game there's so much
death and destruction happening
everywhere ah this must be where all the
demonetised YouTube videos go oh can I
make videos back I feel like having this
zebra is cheating can I get the cow holy
[ __ ] please please I'm oh man I don't
think I can
what's up [ __ ] like it right the cow
yeah what every time I think I know it's
going to happen
it just gets weirder and weirder and
weirder I want to see if I can write the
Koala honestly can we can we go down
okay thank you mr. cow I will go the
rest of the way on my own where's the
Koala taller man we need to save you
right now because of the bush fires can
I can I write you koala man
can I shoot you to death can I do
anything with you I made a mistake this
is bad okay I can take it I can take it
alright the rules of the jungle are
don't [ __ ] with the koalas I need bigger
weaponry that's my problem right now
what if I do if I ever e buddy
oh yes pick up the gun if I D Rifai
everybody then they'll fight for me
right I'm making an army an army of
assorted deer people I'm gonna rise up
and kill everybody yes we already got
the Sheep out do you think that they can
fight oh oh do you think that they can
fight to join koala for me that's my
mission for this video
kill the giant koala I know we said we
had to protect him but honestly I don't
like it now that he tried to kill me and
successfully kill me come dear man come
little Ronnie oh [ __ ] sorry I didn't
mean to do that
Oh can we get this well it's so badly
you've defeated the cops oh I thought
they were just gonna keep coming after
me that's epic you're a deer and you're
a deer and you're a deer everybody
becomes deer I want like an army tank
holy holy [ __ ] okay oh no it's a barber
my guys are destroying this building
trying to get through it but they I
think they're slightly killing me oh
dear people
dear people I'm being attacked God I'm
shooting my own guys way back dear
people
kill the polar bears this is this is
really bad though polar bears and koalas
are almost extinct we need to save them
must get more deer people more deer
people oh ear Walker okay I have an
entire army though I'm hoping that this
will protect me [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ]
look at [ __ ] laser going this Christ
what is what does the deer supposed to
do
Oh Deary me I got so much sheep so much
sheep death and destruction all right
guys all right all right all right you
guys are gonna have to walk through all
these can you can you kill them for me
please I'm very scared
come on fight back fight back fight back
fight back fight back guys fight I don't
want to shoot you I don't shoot my own
guys but the very [ __ ] are killing these
rabbits yes not a [ __ ] yet more for the
deer army you want to be proud of it mr.
fish no fine
oh sorry kill the polar bears kill the
polar bears fight back fight back get up
Phillip yeah you defeated the cops all
right we still have to fight mr. giant
koala man and I need help how do I get
help
wait I can't get a higher level I'm
under construction after this level all
right that means one thing needs to
happen
fight fight him seize it a shinobi
listen Diego okay this building takes
our damage [ __ ]
oh I thought you needed one I left okay
okay okay be smart about it be smart
about it
you can win this fight mister dear yes
get him get him get him yeah baby he
goes like the eucalyptus love and
[ __ ] that he is this is our
price this is our victory well done dear
army better good Oh much better good Oh
booyah baby and grenades holy [ __ ] how
do we use grenades why'd you shoot them
anyway okay kill bye I am dead
I am destruction I have so many guns do
this the fight the [ __ ] Koala I don't
even need the deer army anymore but they
are very useful still destroy every
building leave none alive can a loopy
loop on a loopy loop ah [ __ ] how am
I supposed to know Peter don't you guys
do it can I fight the cow
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okay
did I win I think they choose oh I'm too
powerful to be kept alive over the Jane
fish plane
I guess I guess that doesn't count I can
write cars Oh baby now we can [ __ ]
loopy loop yeah lame I can just drive on
water apparently I guess water doesn't
count in this game um
vos is this hello how do we do this okay
start on that nothing happened alright
screw this let's go to Japan now I can't
go there
Aires under construction oh my god it's
cool [ __ ] you area under construction
man let me go to Japan ah dicks
alright well I'm gonna leave this
episode of deer simulator here doesn't
seem like there's that much more to do
in it right now I think the game is like
still being developed and they're gonna
add a bunch of stuff later on I [ __ ]
love it I think that this is hilarious
and really really fun to play there's
not even really an objective we just
went around and caused destruction and
that is good enough for me I had some
extreme bellyache laughs playing this
and that to me already makes it worth it
but the game is up on Steam you can go
get it for yourselves right now I highly
suggest it if you want to have fun for
yourselves but I'm gonna leave this
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but until next time
dear man away who needs spider-man when
you have a deer he's much better