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hey fruit lovers orange here with
another super exciting challenge video
today we're doing drum roll please
the try not to cry challenge now if
you're not familiar with the try not to
cry challenge the cake and i are going
to watch videos here on this screen if
you cry you'll lose get it got it
challenge orange the great
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um are you already crying
yeah honestly i pretty much never stop
my eye is made out of onions so yeah i
don't think you're gonna do very well at
this challenge you're probably right
i'll just go
talk about a bottom tier competitor am i
right
okay who's next me great all right i
heard through the grapevine you're
pretty good at this
well you heard right i like never cry
well that's good because i brought in
footage of wine being made uh oh guys
get out of there
don't go in that fast
i'm sorry grape but you're whining a
little too openly
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yeah i know you win holly
bring me a worthy adversary yo what's up
pear
please you don't stand a chance how
could you you have no legs to stand on
tar heart seriously though you're crying
freddy fazbear like every day this is
gonna be so easy well i admit freddy is
super scary and makes me cry all the
time but fortunately for me i get to go
first i brought in a compilation of
kazoos being melted down
and then being poured into molds to form
dancing hippo figurines
no that's the worst thing that can be
melted down in town
are you gonna cry orange cause next up
is a bunch of fuses being removed from
sticks of tnt
not now
you mean dsd will never be able to
fulfill its destiny to explode they
can't stop
i
all right i win
who's next
i am get your handkerchief ready pair
i've got a real tearjerker
bring it well i will yeah and as you can
see i brought in footage of a library
that got demolished a while back think
about it bear
i'm thinking about it
all those books
yep super sad so sad you probably want
to cry not really
well i was afraid he would come to this
so i made a couple additions to the
that's video fair
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we're out of time little apple is our
champion climb up onto the top platform
there buddy
i can't it's too high
more likely to try not to laugh so hard
you cry challenge
ahoy fruit lovers it is i a grapefruit
and me little apple today the try not to
cry challenge is backed by popular
demand gonna warn you right now my
little bro i prepared extensively for
this
is that right oh that's right i've
refrained from drinking water for the
last three days tears will not form
easily in this magnificent dehydrated
body of mine plus i'm super tough and i
never cried everything so feel free to
throw the towel in now and save yourself
the embarrassment well i wouldn't be so
sure grapefruit i brought a secret
weapon with me three of them actually
one for each round ah thanks for
reminding me here's how it's gonna go
down fruit lovers today's try not to cry
challenge has three rounds every round
will get one chance to make the other
person cry when it gets points loser
gets remembered as a crybaby you ready
to do this
of course i'm always ready to win
for round one i have prepared a dramatic
reading of the famously sad song cats in
the cradle
a child arrived just the other day
came into the world the usual way that's
nice and all grapefruit but see if you
can watch this without crying
baby kittens without mommy
oh dear
every day you don't adopt a kitten is
another day without a mommy for a kitten
like this
and this
oh you hold them up over there you uh
you telling me these kittens don't have
homes
we even have this baby duck who thinks
he's a kitten okay turn it off why
because if you don't i'm gonna
all right
round one goes to little apple
stop gloating and hand me the tissues
already
you ready for round two
i was born ready for round two i'm
bringing the fire this round so brace
your face to be smeared with tears
you see this
yeah looks like a white speck this my
friend is us it is a wide angle of earth
floating in the emptiness of space
everyone you've ever known is contained
inside this little speck does it make
you feel insignificant alone does it
make you weep to know how pitifully
small we are compared to the vastness of
yeah here's that same commercial again
baby kittens without mommy
hey that's not fair to bring the
all right round two goes to the little
guy
look at the baby duck he thinks he's a
kid he's such a stupid little baby dog
tissue thank you
should we just call it i'm up two rounds
to zero no way can you win this one
what if we make it interesting i'm
listening round three is now worth
triple points okay i'm game as am i for
i have brought my viola behold the most
ear inducing rendition of green sleeves
you've ever laid your non-existent ears
upon yeah i just brought this same
commercial again baby kittens
kiss you no hand me the food
hello kitten adoption agency i'll take
them i'll take them all yes even the
baby duck especially the baby duck
well i guess i want to try not to cry
challenge but in a way you won too
that's true today grateful discovered
his purpose in life to be a mother
that's it come here my children come to
me oh i'm so happy
wow i just remembered something what's
that
i'm allergic to cat dander
you're allergic to kittens
we should call our moms
mom i love you so much
hey there fruit lovers it's the try not
to cry challenge orange you glad
i'll be your host now let's meet the
contestants he's the apple of many an
eye he ain't red but he's still
delicious no butts about it this guy's
not half bad let's welcome corey
thanks orange great to be here if i win
today i'm gonna use the prize money to
pay off my new dream bud the cheek
master 6000.
wow
that's one shiny hiney
yeah and i got like 40 more payments on
this puppy so it'll be a real bummer if
i don't win
well let's meet your competitor he's
sharp he's got metal he can handle
whatever you throw at him please welcome
knife but hello there orange thank you
hey don't you boo me i'm not a bad guy
what will you do with the prize money if
you win knifey oh man i don't know uh
probably just go on vacation
find a beat somewhere and
cut loose you know good plan maybe you
should go to barbados
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what if it's as far away from you as
possible then yes i'll definitely
consider it
okay so here are the rules three rounds
whoever cries first loses get it got it
good round one let's get right to it
chop chop
look i'm not gonna waste your time corey
is it here's the deal i've kidnapped the
one person you care about most in the
world
what what are you booing me for come on
that's not evil that's just me competing
wait a sec wait
you mean you you've kidnapped my
half-brother little apple that's
precisely what i mean
corey don't give in beat this guy no
matter what it takes oh a touching
sentiment but misguided i'm afraid
corey you're definitely going to cry
after i do this
um did you miss me on purpose or
no i'm trying my best to cut you in half
it's just kind of hard cause you're so
small wow never heard that one before
wow looks like knife just can't cut it
all right it's really hard okay it's
just so small plus all the booing is
it's really hurting my feelings
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is knife so frustrated he's actually
crying right now he sure is round one
goes to corey
what on one hand i'm really glad corey
won and i didn't die but on the other
hand i really didn't need another
reminder of how small i am today can't
hear you from all the way up here little
apple moving on to round two
what you're gonna try this round knife
cutting my favorite half brother didn't
work true which is why i'm trying
something different cutting you
whoa what timeout is that even legal i
don't really care i need that vacation
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stop booing me already now corey get
ready to cry as a result of physical
pain hey listen you're wasting your time
i'm telling you man
bro i don't feel pain seriously
yeah i lost that half of my brain
besides have you just figured out i'm
like half the size of a normal apple so
i'm pretty hard to cut basically all
that effort you just exerted yeah with
kind of a weight
you you're kidding me right i i
i put everything i had into that one
i'm not trying to be a jerk or nothing
but i think he's crying orange true
story cory you win round two but don't
despair knife you still have life round
three is worth triple points
nice
makes me wonder why we even did this
right of rounds one to two but okay
i think i'll go first this round i
brought this
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baby kittens without mommy
uh-oh
wait a minute i thought baby kittens
without mommies was banned from this
competition no fair was it sorry i lost
the half of my brain that remembers
rules orange maybe you can remember me
did knife literally try to kill me and
my brother in the first two rounds or am
i imagining that you made your point the
rules were out the window a while ago
but you're wasting your time
i don't cry over baby kittens oh yeah
well good thing i also came across this
footage of you getting booed off the
stage at the comedy kitchen in 1986 so
yeah i went out with a blonde butter
knife the other night didn't work out
she wasn't too sharp
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where did you find that tape that's it
you're getting chopped orange two
everyone is getting chopped
stop booing me
i'll chop you up
oh come on this thing isn't even paid
for yet
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