Transcribed GS@XR
Sadiq Khan has said whilst he agrees that action needs to be taken
this isn't the right way to go about it.
meanwhile Boris Johnson described the protesters as a bunch of Krusties smelling of hemp.
And said that Margaret Thatcher was one of the first world leaders to take climate change seriously.
Long before Greta Thunberg was even born
but whatever your opinion for the time being it looks like extinction rebellion is here to stay.
Just in case you needed any more evidence that Boris Johnson is an utter prick
he gives his assessment of a global movement to tackle catastrophic climate change
"orrr orrr they're all a bunch of crustys orrr orrr orrr"
taking another leaf out of the Donald Trump's guide to leadership book, I see.
The fact that Thatcher was talking about climate change 30 years ago
and the planet is still boiling itself to death
kind of proves the point that all these Krusty's are making.
If any politician comes out and says we know there's a problem but this isn't the way to tackle it
The question is what would you suggest a strongly worded email?
You actually start doing something and these people might stop super gluing themselves to shit yes
saying you're aware of the crisis and then doing nothing about it
makes you a pretty vile human being and a fucking useless politician
last time extinction rebellion got the government to declare a climate emergency.
This time they're asking what it intends to do about it.
It's a pretty reasonable question. This sort of thing works.
saying you will no longer patronize the RSC if they keep taking money from big oil companies, it works.
Yeah fuck you BP get out of my theater, out of my art galleries and out of my fucking Arctic circle.
Although I have a sneaking suspicion that that had more to do with students
trying to get out of having to sit through Henry the fucking fifth.
So here I am to do what the media does best, whether it be the Daily Mail
pointing out that it's just a bunch of Krusties in need of a job and a shower
or the fucking Guardian who have taken great pains to point out
that Extinction Rebellion is too middle class and, wait for it, too white!
So if the Guardian had its way only people on job seekers allowance should get involved in climate action
and everyone else should either shut up or black up.
This is how the Guardian thinks the world should work. Wankers!
Even though XR state you can't tackle climate change if you don't have a fair society based on equality.
so anyway like everyone else including the Guardian, I am here to report on who is protesting
rather than what they're protesting about.
Not looking at the purpose of the protest, just how disruptive it is okay.
I'll tell you what else is pretty disruptive:
Mass failure of entire ecosystems and failure of entire weather systems,
mass flooding, mass crop failure, mass starvation and mass human migration.
Yeah, but the fucking traffic's backed up to Charing Cross. Dicks!
What? what? They're all a bunch of hypocrites, yeah what? I'm a hypocrite?
For once Tim, I am in complete agreement with you seriously, seriously I am a hypocrite.
Whilst I am terrified that the world appears to be breathing its last
I also love eating steak with out-of-season vegetables
flown in from South Africa wrapped in unrecyclable plastic
and I Drive a car.
And if Greta is right, which she is, and we only have eight and a half years to almost entirely stop global emissions
before we reach a tipping point towards a global climate catastrophe
then me using eco-friendly dishwater tablets
whilst planning next year's holiday to Australia seems pretty non sensical.
So if I sound like a hypocrite that's because I am one.
but shall I tell you what you sound like when you say that they're all a bunch of hypocrites?
you sound like a fucking asshole!
okay when you take the piss out of people protesting about loss of biodiversity
a week after a report comes out saying a third of all mammals in the UK are about to become extinct.
Who needs fucking otters anyway!
When you deny science and sit there with your arms crossed getting angry at an autistic teenager
"How dare Greta tell me I've ruined her childhood !"
You sound like a small little man!
shouting I hate you is what teenagers do.
At least she hates us because we've knowingly fucked an entire planet up the arse
and not because we've told her to turn that fucking racket down.
You sound like a contrary wannabe edgy prick
"fucking arseholes trying to save the planet they can't even hold a fucking firehose properly ha ha ha ha"
You sound like a nasty human being.
Yes I'm a hypocrite well done you've nailed it. Hypocrisy is at the very heart of the climate crisis.
You will contribute to the problem it's undeniable.
You are a hypocrite if you try and do something about the climate crisis
because your existence contributes to it.
But if you do nothing you are an asshole.
pointing out the hypocrisy of the movement whilst allowing the rainforests to burn
is a really shitty way to behave!
For once, ignore the hypocrisy of those trying to do something
and instead turn your ire towards those that do nothing.
Why not point out the hypocrisy of Boris Johnson?
who won't be photographed with a disposable coffee cup because it's not a good look
and who declares that the climate change is a real thing
and then ridicules those people who are willing to give up their civil liberties to push for change.
It's up to you Tim you have a choice. Are you gonna be one of the contrary little twats like Boris
or are you gonna be a decent human being and do what you can? Because I've made my choice.
okay are we done are we done right where's the fucking superglue because
I'm off I'm off to save the fucking planet okay fuck it I'm off