[rackets hit ball, audience reacts]
-15-love. -Shut up!
-[sips coffee]
All right guys, we're in crisis-mode here.
Our last Call of Duty ripoff had to be pulled off the shelves
'cause of that lawsuit over that "airport baby massacre scene."
-I thought it was pulled 'cause no one was buying it.
-Shut up!
We need to think of more immersive games,
'cause if we don't,
we're gonna be up S--t Creek without a shotgun.
-Actually, the correct phrase is "without a paddle."
-No, it's shotgun...
like this one!
[bang!, ceiling crumbles]
Uhh... damn it.
Like I was saying,
we need an immersive game.
Motion-control gaming is the future,
so you guys better have some good ideas
or I'm gonna transfer all of you
to the video-games-based-on-movies department.
-No! I don't want to be forced to make a Twilight game.
-And my children would disown me.
Except for the gay one.
He really does like that Taylor Lautner fella.
-Oh, I got an idea for a game.
It's a game for...
women?
So, you're a male stripper.
-Jackpot!
-And your goal is to make enough money
to get out of the ghetto
and put yourself through beauty college.
-(video game) Hump bonus!
-Not bad. So how do you jump?
-Strippers don't jump.
-No, no, motion controls suck if there's no jumping!
Next!
-I've got one, sir. It's called...
Motion...
Sports...
eh...
Racing Simulator.
-[whispering]: Jumping. Jumping.
-And... jumping.
So, in this motion-control game,
you're a race car driver.
-(video game) Great driving.
-But, when you get in a crash,
your body lights on fire,
so you gotta stop, drop, and roll.
-(video game) Roll bonus!
-Then, you have to give CPR to your fellow dying driver!
-(video game) Keep pumping on his chest!
-And where's the jumping?
-Uhh...
-Damn it, people! Do you not understand?
If I can't jump in real life and see my character jump on the screen,
then the video game's motion controls are f--king pointless!
-And BTW,
that's not proper CPR technique.
You have to go like--
-(all) Shut up!
-That's it. Both of you two:
Twilight game.
-Damn you, Taylor Lautner and your sexy abs!
[shotgun cocks] -You!
You better give me a good idea.
-Uh...uh...uh...
Oh, oh. I-I-I got an idea.
-Doesn't it involve jumping?
-Uh... yeah. It's...it's all about...
jumping.
-'Kay. I'm listening.
-[stammering]: In this game, you jump...
all over the place.
-And how do you jump?
-Oh... you press the A button.
[bang!] Oh--
-The gaming industry is doomed.
-(woman) I have an idea.
-Have you been down here the whole time?
-Yes, sir. You told me I had to stay under the table
until instructed otherwise.
-When?
-Last week.
-Well... what's your idea? Spit it out!
-Well, I think the problem is--isn't the game, it's the controls.
See, all these motion controls should be simple to remember
and easy to perform.
It shouldn't be strenuous or tiring,
it should just be natural.
-Oh, my God.
You're totally right.
You, you're the goddess of gaming.
Together, you and I
are gonna change this world of motion gaming.
[creepily]: Forever.
[perverted chuckle]
After months of hard work,
I have finally finished the next level of motion-controlled gaming.
I've condensed all the complex motion controls
down to one small device.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you...
the Motiontron 2000.
It's brilliant, right?
And you can jump.
[laughs quietly]
Come on guys, this is a breakthrough.
Yah, f--k you guys!
[boing! boing! boing! boing! boing!]
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