Come on down!
Thank you, okay.
Now, I realize that you guys have probably heard about this other villain who stole the pyramid.
Apparently it's a big deal, people are calling it the crime of the century and stuff like that.
But, am I upset?
No, I am not!
A little, but we have had a pretty good year ourselves and you guys are alright in my book.
(ALL CHEERING)
No, no raises you are not going to get any raises.
What did we do?
Well, we stole the Time Square Jumbotron!
(CROWD CHEERING)
Nice, huh?
That's how I roll.
Yeah, you all like watching football on that, huh?
But that's not all.
We stole The Statue of Liberty.
The small one from Las Vegas.
(ALL GROAN)
And I won't even mention The Eiffel Tower.
Also Vegas.
Okay, I wasn't going to tell you about this yet,
but I have been working on something very big something that will blow this Pyramid thing out of the water!
And thanks to the effort of my good friend, Dr. Nefario.
Thank you.
Oh, there he is, he's styling.
Now we have located the shrink ray in a secret lab and once we take this shrink ray, we will have the capability...
...to pull off the true crime of the century.
We are going to steal...
Wait, wait, I haven't told you what it is yet!
(MINIONS EXCLAIMING)
Hey, Dave listen up please.
Next, we are going to steal...
(SOFTLY) Pause for effect.
THE MOON!
(MINIONS CHEERING)