I wish I could hack myself a girlfriend.
SHUT UP!
(Typing sounds)
So, you really think you could program yours better than mine?
Uh, no, duh! My hacker button is gonna form WAY more awesome hacks than yours!
We'll see about that!
(LIFE HACKS)
Oh, Ian! Someone wants to meet you!
(button) Skin hack!
What is it now......
You like what you see?
Daddy like!
Well, that's gross...
Considering I'm a dude.
(Screams in Shock)
(Voice) Hacked!
Check this out, I'm gonna run right through this.
(button) Wall Hack!
De-Hack-Tivated!
Oh! (voice) Hacked!
Step right up and win a prize!
Sweet! I love winning crappy stuffed animals Made in China that I'm likely gonna throw away when I get home!
Three rings on the bottle and you win.
(button) Aimbot Hack!
(Breathing Sound)
Aimbot Hack!
(Gunshot)
(Ring Breaks)
No crappy stuff animals for you! (Chuckles)
(voice) Hacked!
Oh, dude! Film me.
I'm gonna break the world record for the most backflips.
(Voice) Gravity Hack!
(Anthony) Whoa-ho-ho! Sweet! I'm doing it!
Oh, wait. Wait. Make it, make it stop!
I can't stop!
(Anthony Screams)
(Voice) Hacked!
(Voice) Big Head Hack!
(People Screaming)
(Ian Chuckles)
(voice) Hacked!
(Girl Laughs)
So, on a scale from 1 to 10, what would you rate this date?
11.
(Both Laugh)
Not for long!
(Voice) Lag hack!
Oh excuse me, I gotta go drop the Cosby's off the pool.
What?
(lag sounds)
What the?
You're a pig!
(voice) Nice Rack-- I mean Hacked!
(Voice) Limb Hack!
(Ian) What the Hell is a Limb Hack?
(Anthony) THIS!!!
(Ian Screams)
(Ian) Ohhh, I get it!
(Ian) Good one!
(Voice) Hacked!
Literally.
(jovial music)
(Anthony) Whoa, nice! So you finally used that Speed Hack that I told you about, huh?
(Ian) Nope, I just smoked a sh*t ton of Meth :DD
(Voice) Meth, way better than hacki-
(Bleeeeeeeep)
Hi, you just saw a video where we made the use of methamphetamine seem funny.
It is not.
Methamphetamine will ruin your life, and you should never take it.
(Voice) Big head Hack!
(Ian) DAMNIT ANTHONY!
(Ian) THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A SERIOUS FRICKIN VIDEO!!!
(Voice) Hacked!
(Ian) I'm totally gonna dunk on your ass.
(Black dude) Man, you couldn't dunk on me if your life depended on it.
(Ian) Wanna bet?
(Voice) Super Jump Hack!
(Ian) Let's see you block this!
(Ian) Woah, WoAh, WOAH, CRAP! AHHHHHHH!
(Ian) Whoa, you're still up here, dude?
(Anthony) Yep.
Still got that Gravity Hack thing going on.
(Ian) Huh...
(Ian) I'm getting bored, man. When are we gonna get down from here?
(Anthony) Uhhhhhh...
(Anthony) Hopefully pretty soon.
(crash)
(Instructor) Damn it! Watch out for pedestrians!
(Student) Sorry, sir!
(Student) Doing my best!
(Instructor) Well, your best is obviously not enough!
(Instructor) I'm expelling you!
(Student) From space driving school?
(Instructor) From the Shuttle!
(Student) WAIT, WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT!!!!!
(Student) FUUUUUUUUUU...
(zap)
(Voice) To see an Alternate Scene & Bloopers
(Voice) Click the Description below!
(New Voice) The Breast Seperator
(Voice) It Separates your Breasts
(Voice) QUICK, CLICK THE BUTTON TO USE SUBSCRIBE HACK!!!