WELCOME BACK TO "THE LATE SHOW."
I'M HERE WITH CHANNEL 5's TEEN REPORTER JAMES MARSDEN.
AND BEFORE THE BREAK WE WERE DISCUSSING YOUR BACKGROUND IN
OKLAHOMA.
THAT WAS YOUR MOVE?
VERY NICE.
>> I GOT A FEW.
WE ACTUALLY HAVE A SEGMENT ON THIS SHOW THAT HIGHLIGHTS REAL
EVENTS IN SMALL TOWNS.
IT'S CALLED "COMMUNITY CALENDAR."
SINCE YOU WERE A LOCAL NEWS REPORTER.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO IT WITH ME FOR SOME TIME?
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: THEN IT'S TIME FOR "STILLWATER, OKLAHOMA'S
COMMUNITY CALENDAR!" ♪ ♪ ♪
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) WELCOME TO "COMMUNITY CALENDAR,"
YOUR SOURCE FOR WHAT'S HAPPENING IN AND AROUND STILLWATER,
OKLAHOMA, AND THE GREATER PAYNE COUNTY AREA.
JOINING ME IS "THE BOY FROM PAYNE COUNTY," WHICH SHOULD
BE HIS WRESTLING NAME, JAMES MARSDEN.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> THANK YOU, STEPHEN.
YOU KNOW WHAT WE SAY IN STILLWATER: SURE, YOU CAN LEAVE,
BUT YOU WANNA... STILL WANNA COME BACK.
>> Stephen: AND NOW, HERE ARE SOME ACTUAL EVENTS GOING ON THIS
MONTH IN STILLWATER.
>> TUESDAY, MAY 15, IS THE NEXT GATHERING OF THE STILLWATER
HOMEBREWERS' LEAGUE.
THEY'LL MEET AT THE IRON MONK BREWING COMPANY, BECAUSE AFTER
ALL THAT HARD WORK THEY'VE PUT INTO HOMEBREWING, THEY NEED TO
GET OUT AND HAVE A BEER.
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: THE STILLWATER
HOMEBREWERS' LEAGUE LETS YOU PARTICIPATE IN THE COMPETITIONS,
AND EVEN BECOME A CERTIFIED BEER JUDGE, LIKE THIS.
YEAH, THAT'S BEER.
( LAUGHTER ) JAMES?
( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> TOO SOON TO TELL.
( LAUGHTER ) MAY 3-5, AT THE TUMBLEWEED DANCE
HALL-- ALSO KNOWN TO LOCALS AS "THE WEED"-- IS THE CALF FRY
MUSIC FESTIVAL.
IF YOU'RE NOT FROM OKLAHOMA, A CALF FRY IS A DEEP-FRIED BULL
TESTICLE.
SO MAKE SURE TO GO NUTS AND HAVE A BALL.
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
HEY, STEPHEN, YOU GOING TO GO?
>> Stephen: OH, NO, I HEAR THAT TESTICLE PARTY IS A BIT OF A
SAUSAGE-FEST.
( LAUGHTER ) THIS WEEKEND, HEAD ON DOWN TO
THE STILLWATER PUBLIC LIBRARY FOR THE FRIENDS OF THE LIBRARY
BOOK SALE.
AS ALWAYS, THE ENEMIES OF THE LIBRARY BOOK SALE IS AT
amazon.com.
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
>> STEPHEN, ON MAY 15 AND 16, THE FOOD AND AGRICULTURAL
PRODUCTS CENTER WILL BE HOSTING A FOOD LABELING WORKSHOP.
LESSON ONE: PEOPLE ARE MORE LIKELY TO EAT DEEP-FRIED
TESTICLES IF YOU LABEL THEM "CALF FRIES."
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: THE FOOD LABELING
WORKSHOP WILL COVER IMPORTANT TOPICS LIKE F.D.A. LABELING
REGULATIONS, FOOD ALLERGENS, AND WHY SO MANY CANS LABELED "PEANUT
BRITTLE" ACTUALLY CONTAIN SNAKES.
>> AAHHH!
DARN YOU, F.D.A.!
( LAUGHTER ) MAY 2 IS THE ANNUAL GYPSY CAFE
NIGHT DOWN AT ESKIMO JOE'S.
IT'S EASY TO FIND.
JUST TURN OFF OF WEST STREET, ONTO ELM AVENUE, AND LOOK FOR
THE CROWD PROTESTING THE WORDS "GYPSY" AND "ESKIMO."
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: HEY, DO YOU KNO
( COUGHING ) >> YOU GOT A FROG IN YOUR THROAT
THERE, STEPHEN.
>> Stephen: IT'S JUST A LITTLE BULL TESTICLE.
( APPLAUSE ) OH!
YOU WANT TO CHEW THOSE WELL!
>> FEELING HUNGRY?
WHY NOT STOP BY GRANNY'S KITCHEN, WHICH WAS RECENTLY
LISTED AS NUMBER SEVEN FOR THE TEST BEST PLACES FOR PANCAKES IN
OKLAHOMA.
YOU REMEMBER GRANNY'S MOTTO: YOU TRIED THE BEST.
NOW TRY THE SEVENTH.
APRIL 26 AND 27, THE PAYNE COUNTY EXPO CENTER WILL BE
HOSTING THE LIVESTOCK SHOW "OKLAHOMA BEEF EXPO."
NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THE ADULT FILM OF THE VERY SAME
NAME.
>> I WAS YOUNG, AND I NEEDED THE MONEY.
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: I'M SURE.
HEY, YOU GOING TO BE AT THE OKLAHOMA BEEF EXPO?
>> OH, I NEVER MISS IT.
IT'S A GREAT OPPORTUNITY TO LOOK A BULL IN THE EYES AND WHISPER,
"I'M GOING TO EAT YOUR BALLS."
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: WELL, THAT DOES IT
FOR "STILLWATER, OKLAHOMA'S COMMUNITY CALENDAR."
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> AND AS WE LIKE TO SAY,
"STILLWATER, OK IS ACTUALLY "STILLWATER, REALLY NICE."
>> Stephen: "WESTWORLD" IS BACK THIS SUNDAY ON HBO.
JAMES MARSDEN, EVERYBODY!