- Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward!
- Maybe if he thinks I'm out, he'll go away.
- [SpongeBob] Squidward, Squidward?
(Squidward yells)
Squidward!
I'm so glad you're home.
Got a magic trick to show ya.
- I hate magic.
- How could anyone hate magic?
It's... magical.
- Okay, show me the trick.
(SpongeBob screams)
- Pick a card!
Oh.
(door slams)
(key locks door)
(Squidward swallows key)
(Squidward humming)
Watch closely Squidward, the hand is quicker than the eye.
(vacuum sound)
- Can't watch, no eyes, sorry.
- Oh I wanna show my trick to somebody!
(SpongeBob cries) (Squidward laughs)
(bangs into door) - Ow.
- You're the best driving student I've ever had, Roger.
Kudos!
(Roger laughs)
- Mrs Puff, Mrs Puff, Mrs Puff!
- Roger, we have to move now!
I can't!
(car screeches)
I think we lost him.
- Mrs Puff, you gotta see my magic trick.
(Mrs Puff screams)
(car crashes)
Pick a card, any card.
- Hold on SpongeBob, I have a trick to show you first.
Sorry Roger, we'll pick this up next week!
- Wait Mrs Puff, you didn't see my trick!
- Okay, show me the trick already.
- Pick a card, any car-
(SpongeBob screams)
(hits glass)
Sandy!
Sandy, I gotta show you this!
Pick a card, any card.
(SpongeBob screams)
Sandy?
Where's your head?
- Oh sorry SpongeBob, didn't mean to spook ya.
My head's in another dimension, observing.
Hmm. (boat speeds past)
- Okay, I'll come back later...
When you have a head.
- It should be back by Thursday, Friday at the latest!
(shoes squeak)
(doorbell rings)
- [Mr Krabs] Who is it?
(Mr Krabs screams) - Pick a car, any card!
(accordion plays)
- Magic, aye boyo?
Is this by any chance a trick
where you produce money coins from behind peoples' ears?
Wink, wink, mm?
- No.
- Then what's the point? (door slams)
- Ah!
(knocks on door)
Hi Fred!
I gotta magic trick that's gonna dazzle you!
- Ooh, are you gonna saw my leg in half?
Or make it disappear?
Or pull a rabbit out of it?
- No, this isn't going to involve your leg.
- Ooh, gotta go SpongeBob.
I'm washing my thighs tonight.
(door slams) (muffled) My Leg!
(SpongeBob cries)
- Why won't anyone watch my trick?
(echo) trick, trick, trick, trick.
(wind gushes) (leaves fall)
Hmm... mm!
Ooh!
Hey, that gives me an idea!
There.
Good evening folks, I am the Great Spongedini.
Now watch closely, the hand is quicker than the eye.
Pick a card, any card!
(inhales heavily)
(circus music)
(saw whirs)
(bouncing)
(steps honk)
(circus music)
(fireworks)
Oh?
Ta-da!
Oh, I still wish Patrick was here to see it.
- I saw it, SpongeBob!
It was astonishable!
(Patrick screams)
- Oh Patrick, you showed up just in time!
What was your favorite part?
- My favorite part was, "Ta-da!"