a serious movie about serious issues but was it seriously good let's take a
cracker to hear on movies in a nutshell be sure to hit that subscribe button and
join the melee mob to see all our movie news reviews and so much more
hello everyone and welcome to movies a nutshell where we talk about movies in a
quick way so you can get off your day I am your host detective Artemus and
before we go on hit that thumbs up button because you know you want to like
this man today our movie will be 13 in this video we will be talking about
spoilers so if you haven't seen 13 yet hit the watch enter button on this video
go on and watch a movie and then come back in and join on the discussion go or
if you don't care about spoilers sit back and let's talk it's hotter than
fucking Satan's balls in here excuse a sweat written by Captain Hardwick and
Nikki Reed that director that one girl from Twilight 13 is about an innocent
girl who meets a messed up girl and they become friends and then her innocence
goes away faster than a rose on revival so apparently Nikki Reed and I are the
same age but she wrote and starred in the movie when she was 13 you know
whatever that's cool you know what I was doing in 2003 playing video games and
masturbating some things never change I would you like a look at this movie it
gave it like a documentary type of feel and added some realism to it they
reminded me this doesn't movie called kids have you seen kids
oh it's fucked up the movie starts off with our main character Tracy and her
evil manipulative sociopathic friend Evie getting high off their asses and
starting a Fight Club and then we go back a few months to see how it all went
wrong so we first see Tracy as a nerdy honor student with her dorky friends one
of them being Vanessa Hudgens and then Evie steps in makes one of her childish
clothes so Tracy's like you know what screw this I'm gonna shed this good girl
image and join the plastics because a famous woman once said I'm not that
innocent I feel like more time should have been
spent to develop Tracy's character a bit more because her change was just so
quick I didn't have time to invest I know it's supposed to be like a
documentary and feel all real and shit but it's still a movie with fictional
characters I want to care Evie was also a bit
underdeveloped as well I mean I'm the character way you sickos we don't know
anything about her or her family we just see that she asks for sort of scars of
abuse all we really know is that she's an evil bitch who infected Tracy with
the trashy ho virus throughout the courses movie we see Tracy become a
totally different person she lies she steals she has underage sex she tries to
have a three-way at her older neighbor she drinks she does drugs she fails at
school so badly that she has to repeat the seventh grade I know some people
might than our spiral but to me that's just a
good weekend you see this is what happens when you don't pay attention and
discipline your kids they go out and do a bunch of wild shit and you see a
mother losing like oh I didn't see this coming
I mean I can't put all the blame on Evy because Tracy was showing signs of
self-harm and she was already kind of messed up before but Evie was definitely
the catalyst the sad part is that all this shit still exists today and it's
probably even worse now with social media this is the type of fucking
trashy-ass house we get fucking Instagram famous huh what a role we live
in I mean if I were to do any of that shit anything close to it my mom would
beat the crap out of me and make me look worse than to CM Punk the ending of this
movie shows an intervention after their stash gets found out so even decides to
throw Tracy under the bus and says that she's one who started it all what a good
friend who were to saw that coming she also has credit to her story which she
says that Tracy has been secretly cutting herself so her mom shockingly
finds out in a pretty heavy scene I'm not gonna lie it was actually kind of
sad then there's this metaphor about her childhood going away and her never been
the same again and then the movie just ends that's it I feel like they didn't
know how to end this movie because it kind of felt a little rushed there was
no real resolution at all the bad guy gets away with no consequences and our
main character is defeated and left hopeless I mean I get that that's how
life is sometimes but it didn't work for me in this movie and it felt a little
lazy to be honest with you now it's time to rate the movie so let's take a look
at the rating system starting with the best from the left we have awesome must
watch damn fine movie good dump fun watching your board and avoid at all
cost god damn is it hot the beginning of the
ending of this movie felt like it was about a total of five to ten minutes
combined which meant to the other eighty minutes were just heard doing more and
more fucked-up shit I get the message that this movie was trying to make and
it was good enough but it felt like the story was dragging itself to the finish
line this by no means is a bad movie but it
was hard to keep my interest all the way through even with booze so I hereby
declare 13 watching your board so what do you guys rate the movie voting the
poll above my head whereas deploy you ask type of screen
hit the eye button and cast your vote simple also a movie do you guys want me
to review next let me know in the comments down below and don't forget
leave a like share and subscribe this amazing channel I am detective Artemis
and that's thought ain't got nothin compared to these double cheeseburgers