- What's up everyone?
It's your girl, Superwoman
and today is Super.
(record scratching)
- Lilly.
- Mom, I'm making a video.
Can't you knock?
- I knock your head off.
Where's my slippers?
- Oh my guh, which slippers?
- My slippers, my slipper I wear.
- You're just being so descriptive right now,
and I'm asking you which slippers, and you're.
- My home slippers, that one.
- Mom, how should I know?
- I saw you wear last week, my slippers!
- Mom, I stepped outside for two seconds,
came back, put them back.
Why do you need those slippers right now?
- You asking why I need my own slippers?
To beat your head.
- What did I do now?!
- Look, look, look this one.
Look your room.
- Okay, honestly, like.
(foreign language)
Okay, okay.
- No, no, no first you clean your room!
- Ugggh.
(playful music)
(chair rattling)
Nah, I can't.
I'm cleaning my room.
(mimicking car engine)
(mimicking car crash)
(twangy banjo music)
(sighing)
(crickets chirping)
(playful music)
Cute, oh my god this would go perfect.
Cute.
Unh-unh, I know what's gonna go perfect with you,
for I'm gonna Instagram this ish.
- [Television] Everybody stop.
(laughing)
I didn't see the Lakers game
'cause they're playing the fucking Bobcats,
and I came here today because
I thought this was a session on how my wife.
- No, no, Lilly stop, no TV.
Clean your room.
- [Television] They're all just a number,
like wife number one and therapist number seven.
(clattering)
(playful music)
Ohh, there you are.
Ohh, girl I found your jacket.
(record scratching)
What?
He said what?
Girl, girl, I know you don't wanna hear this,
but you need to leave him.
No, tell me everything he said, go.
Oh, oh, so he's busy now.
He wasn't too busy to touch your booty a while ago.
You know what?
He's pissing me off!
(playful music)
♪ Clean up, clean up ♪
♪ Everybody clean up ♪
(clapping)
♪ Let's work together ♪
♪ Everyone do their share ♪
♪ Clean up, clean up ♪
♪ Come on now and clean up ♪
♪ Everyone, everywhere ♪
♪ We're gonna take out the trash ♪
(record scratching)
Remix!
(mimicking airhorn)
(drumming wall)
♪ Clean up, clean up ♪
♪ And a-you around me, kiss ♪
♪ Say clean up, clean up ♪
♪ While you pop them from your fist ♪
♪ Oy, oy, oy, oy ♪
(playful music)
- Hey, what are you doing?
Your room clean?
- Mom, I'm doing it.
- You don't clean your room, okay,
I am going to clean for you.
- Okay, yeah, I know.
(record scratching)
Wait, what you mean?
- I am going to do it.
- Wait, you're going to clean my room?
(nervous music)
No, no, no no, I'll do it.
I'll do it, thank you.
Okay, I'll see you.
(frenzied music)
(vacuuming)
I swear to God, you have one job, and that's to be sucky.
You can't even suck.
You make the worst slut ever.
(frenzied music)
(clacking)
(ominous music)
- My home slippers, that one.
(frenzied music)
- Honestly, I have no hangers.
Oh, now you wanna suck.
Now you.
Ahh, okay, Lilly.
Never again, keep your damn room clean.
Good night.
(frenzied music)
(door opening)
What?!