That guy definitely just farted.
There's a 100% chance that that guy just farted
in a public place.
Hanging out with us today,
from his very funny YouTube channel
LifeAccordingToJimmy
and star of the recent mockumentary
"American Vandal,"
Jimmy Tatro, y'all.
Hey, guys. Hey.
Welcome to the show, man.
Hey, thanks.
What's the last thing you Googled?
Uh, wow, it was actually we were--
I was at a wedding,
and there was this-- the ring bearer kid
looked a lot like the kid from "Stuart Little."
- Oh. - And I recall--
I remember seeing a picture somewhere
of what he looked like now, and I think I Googled
"What does the kid from 'Stuart Little' look like now?"
And was it him?
He's jacked now.
He's like this jacked up, like, bodybuilder looking guy.
- But it wasn't him. - No, the kid?
No, the kid was just a kid.
- The ring bearer was just a real live kid. - Oh, you were disappointed.
It just made you think about the guy.
It made me think about it,
and then that led to the Google search.
In the middle of the wedding ceremony.
Yes, yes.
It was a long ceremony.
Oh, I get it, man. I get it.
You been to one, you've been to them all.
So you should probably be pretty good at this game.
You Google things that intricate.
So you know how this works.
Basically what we're gonna do is I'm going to--
When you type something into Google,
you type a question into Google,
it automatically gives you suggestions
of the things people also ask Google
when you ask that question.
We're gonna do the reverse.
We're gonna give-- We'll take turns doing this,
so I'll start off giving you two guys these questions.
I'm gonna give you the questions that people also ask
and you're going to try to determine
the original question entered into Google.
- Okay. - All right.
Here they are...
Speaking of the "Stuart Little" guy.
So it's about-- it's about "swole."
I think it would be "How to get jacked."
I think the word "swole" needs to be in it.
- Right. - What does "swole" me--
But it's not "What does swole"--
"Swole" is a synonym for jacked.
Right. Oh, trust me, I know.
Trust me.
Every time I look in the mirror,
I'm like, "How many synonyms
for what I am can I come up with?"
So "How do you get jacked?"
You're on the right track with "swole."
I'll give you the hint.
- So it is the word "swole." - This is not easy.
- Okay. - How do you personalize a question about swole.
"How does one attain swoleness?"
"Am I"-- I think, "Am I swole?"
- "Am I swole?" - That's it! "Am I swole?"
- ( laughter ) - We got it.
You can't ask Google that. You ask a mirror that.
- You know what I'm saying? - Ask Google.
"Am I swole?"
Well, I don't know who you are.
What do you think Google is?
I mean, that's a good service, though,
the AmISwole.com."
You upload a picture of yourself.
Yeah, that's good.
And then it just spits out a printout.
- It's just three of us evaluating people. - Yes or no.
- Yes or no printout. - Yeah, I want it to be a printout.
AmISwole.com.
Okay, here we go. Question two. Got it.
Lock that down.
All right, guys, people also ask...
Yes!
Ugh.
- Okay. - Okay.
Well, we've got eyes and sneeze.
I think we've gotta bring those two things together.
Can you pop your eyes out with a sneeze?
Is sneezing too much unhealthy, maybe?
Ooh, I would go more extreme, but yes.
- "Is sneezing"-- - "Can you die from sneezing?"
"Too much?"
You're-- I-- You basically got it.
"Can you die from sneezing?"
"Can sneezing"-- Uh, okay, nope--
Okay, now, there's a missing part,
but I just gave you the beginning-- "Can sneezing"--
"Can sneezing kill your your eyes?
Can you go blind from sneezing? Is that what...
"Can sneezing" in a certain way "do" something, is the--
"Can sneezing with your eyes closed kill you?
No.
"Can sneezing with your eyes open kill you?"
- Yes! - ( laughter )
There it is. There it is.
Good question.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I do not have the answer.
- I've never done it. I've never sneezed with-- - I've never--
I think it's physically impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
Let's bring in some pepper, let's pry our eyes open
and see who dies first.
- "When can"-- - That'll get the clicks.
Okay, so it's a combination of tickling and cruelty and children.
Hm.
Take cruelty out.
Okay, so it's not tickling abuse.
So take cruelty off--
Get rid of the bullying part.
Tickling and children.
Can tickling hurt a kid?
Is tickling bad for kids?
That's-- That is a good question.
It's even simpler than that.
- Jimmy: Okay. - And, again, personal.
- These are personal questions. - "What is baby tickling?"
- Very personalized. - Do you know what--
I guess I do know what baby tickling is.
"How do I know if I'm ticklish?"
- "And a baby?" - And also a child?
"How do I know if I'm a ticklish baby?"
It's, "Should I tickle a baby? "
"Should I?"
It's-- moral questions.
Why are people asking these kind of definitive questions to Google?
Like ask-- ask your grandparents.
Yeah, ask your mom.
People also ask...
Ooh, we're back at the wedding.
Ooh, back. That's a nice callback.
This is weird. It's a nice premonition.
It's a nice callback.
I would say, "What is proper wedding attire?"
This is more specific, Jimmy?
"Do I have to wear a suit to a wedding?"
It's a little more eccentric than that.
"Can you wear flip-flops to a wedding?"
You are getting really close now.
Can you go barefoot to a wedding?
- But not the-- - "Do you have to wear pants to a wedding?"
- Keep moving up? - I think we're getting warmer.
You're definitely getting warmer.
"Can you wear a hat to a wedding?"
You went too far.
"Can you wear nipple rings to a wedding?"
- You're in the right area. - Oh, no, he went off the edge. He just kept going.
"Can I go braless to my next wedding?"
You? Never.
"Do you have to wear a shirt to a wedding?"
Even more specific.
- "Can I wear a tank to a wedding?" - It's not a tank.
"Do I have to wear a button-up shirt to a wedding?"
"Do I have to wear a collared shirt to a wedding?"
It's sadder than that.
"Can I wear a T-shirt to a wedding?"
"Can I wear a Hawaiian shirt to a wedding?"
No.
If you're asking this question,
just don't go to the wedding.
- In Hawaii, you can. - Maybe in Hawaii.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, people also ask...
Mm-hm.
I got a few guesses.
That's where burps come from.
This one's tough, man.
This is really tough.
- I got it. - You can get sick from a fart.
- You got? - Oh, I got it.
I think it would be "reasons for excessive farting."
Question mark.
It's not so much a-- It's not a medical question.
It's a question of physics as they relate to farts.
- Okay. - "Can you weaponize a fart?"
That's not that far off.
"Can you hurt someone with a fart?"
"Can a fart hurt somebody?"
What are some questions you would ask about a fart if you were trying to weaponize it?
"Can a fart be dangerous?"
"Are farts dangerous?"
- "Are farts unhealthy?" - What kind of properties would you want the fart to have?
"What is"-- "Define: revenge fart."
You're never gonna get this.
And I don't know why anyone--
Somebody probably on a plane was asking this question.
"How far does a fart travel?"
"Does it get back to row 23?"
'Cause that's where that girl I made eye contact with is.
Yeah, does it move as a packet?
I have wondered that.
That's pretty-- That's a pretty funny thing to Goo--
That guy definitely just farted.
There's a 100% chance that that guy just farted
in a public place.
"What's the radius?"
He's just sittin' there.
Does she know? Does he know?
And, finally, people also ask...
- Rhett: Uh-oh. - That's it.
Only two.
Can vampires--
That might be too--
( clears throat ) Never mind.
No, Jimmy, what?
"Do vampires have a p--"
Do vampires themselves bleed?
Hm.
It's broader.
"How do vampires procreate?"
Is it about female vampires?
Because we're talking about pregnant and period.
That is the question.
"Are there female vampires?"
Is that what it is?
You're very close.
- Do f-female-- - But it's broader.
"Do female vampires get periods?"
But it's broader than female?
- "Do vampires get periods?" - That is one of the questions.
- Oh, yeah. - You did a full loop.
All right, when there's a full loop, I'll give the answer.
"Do vampires have a gender?"
I don't-- I don't--
Yeah, it's whatever the gender of the person was
before they got bit by another vampire.
- Stupid! Stupid! - Everybody knows this.
But, you know what? We're smart.
Yeah, we were great in that.
We figured out a bunch of that stuff.
- We should Google more. - That's right.
Or they should just ask us instead of Google.
That's right. Well, thanks for being here, Jimmy.
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