(rap beat plays)
- What you tryna say, girl?
- Yo, lemme talk to Hitman.
- [Hitman] You wanna go?
- Yo Hitman, Hitman.
- [Hitman] Go go go (laughs)
- Oh my Gosh, (rapping) your mustache looks like
a line of ants, but I bet it's bigger
than the line in your pants. Hey!
(crowd cheers, scoreboard dings, beat continues)
- Your topic is "In the Club"
- [All] Now you Wild Out.
- I'm a good dancer, right?
I'm a good dancer, right?
- [All] Now you Wild Out.
- This my song. This my song. This my song.
- [All] Now you Wild Out.
- I'm Vodka Soda. Vodka Soda. Vodka Soda.
- [All] Now you Wild Out.
- Turn it up DJ. Turn it up. Turn it up DJ. Turn it up.
- [All] Now you Wild Out.
- Alright, alright (laughs)
(scoreboard dings)
- Now you Wild Out. Your topic is "Taking a Shower".
- I'm fresh and clean. I'm fresh and clean.
I'm fresh and clean.
- [All] Now you Wild Out.
- I'm gettin' wet. I'm gettin' wet. I'm gettin' wet.
- [All] Now you Wild Out.
- I'm dryin' off. I'm dryin' off. I'm dryin' off.
- [All] Now you Wild Out.
- Usin' the shower head. Usin' the shower head.
Usin' the shower head.
- [All] Now you Wild Out.
- I got a wash cloth. I got a wash cloth.
I got a wash cloth.
- [All] Now you Wild Out.
- Whatever. (laughs)
(scoreboard dings)
- [All] Now you Wild Out.
- Your topic is "Date Night"
- [Everyone] Now you Wild Out.
- I'm swipin' left. I'm swipin' left.
I'm swipin' left.
- [All] Now you Wild Out.
- You don't look like your pic.
You don't look like your pic. You don't look like your pic.
- [All] Now you Wild Out.
- Yo you not my type. You not my type. You not my type.
- [All] Now you Wild Out.
- That's cause I got no wood. Got no wood. I got no wood.
- [All] Now you Wild Out.
- Whatchu tryin' say I'm gay?
- [Girl] You're gay!
- Alright. (laughs)
(scoreboard dings)
- [All] Now you Wild Out.
- Your topic is "Accused of Cheating"
- [Audience] Now you Wild Out.
- I'm goin' through your phone.
I'm goin' through your phone. I'm goin' through your phone.
- [All] Now you Wild Out.
- You gonna see yo momma twerkin'.
You gonna see yo momma twerkin'.
- [All] Now you Wild Out.
- You're too ugly to cheat. You're too ugly to cheat.
You're too ugly to cheat.
- [All] Now you Wild Out.
- I'd rather beat my (beep). I'd rather beat my (beep).
I'd rather beat my (beep).
- [All] Now you Wild Out.
- If you can find it. If you can find it.
If you can find it.
- [All] Now you Wild Out.
(all mumbling and laughing)
- Your topic is "At White People Church".
- [All] Now you Wild Out.
- We start on time. We start on time. We start on time.
- [All] Now you Wild Out.
- (snoring)
- [All] Now you Wild Out.
- Body of Christ. Body of Christ. Body of Christ.
- [All] Now you Wild Out.
- (snoring)
- [All] Now you Wild Out.
- Wake up, it's over. Wake up, it's over.
Wake up, it's over.
- [All] Now you Wild Out.
(scoreboard dings)
- [Nick Cannon] White people get out of church early!
(audience laughing)
- Your topic is "A State Fair"
- [Everyone] Now you Wild Out.
- I'm slangin' my hammer. I'm slangin' my hammer.
I'm slangin' my hammer.
- [All] Now you Wild Out.
- You got a little corn dog. A little corn dog.
A little corn dog.
- [All] Now you Wild Out.
- I eat your funnel cake. I eat your funnel cake.
I eat your funnel cake.
- [All] Now you Wild Out.
- That makes me wanna throw up.
That makes me wanna throw up. That makes me wanna throw up.
- [All] Now you Wild Out.
- I'm stealin' tickets. I'm stealin' tickets.
We stealin' tickets.
- [All] Now you Wild Out.
- Okay, how much for that free stuffed pig right there?
What's goin' on?
(audience laughing)
- [Everyone] Now you Wild Out.
(scoreboard dings)
- [Nick Cannon] Lets go y'all.
- Give me Maddy.
- Hey! Thank you.
(audience cheers)
- Give me Hit Man Holla.
- [Girl] Oh!
(audience cheers)
- Hit Man you ready?
- Lets go.
- Maddy you ready?
- Ready.
- Wanna Roo!
- Wait wait wait. You sure I can World Star?
'Cause soon as we start havin' fun, she gonna call the cops.
(audience oohs)
- Okay. Hit man, you look like you don't know how to read.
(audience laughing)
- Girl, you up here dressed like a hip-hop soccer mom.
(audience laughing)
- Wait, hold on, I'm confused. Hit Man, if you're here
who's watching the phone case kiosk at the mall?
(audience oohs)
- Aye. Aye. This that dumb white (beep) in every scary movie
and she ran to that couch, she gonna fall.
(high pitch voice) Oh my God!
- You! Shaky!
- Shaky! Aye! Hit Man, you look like
you dunk your chin in chocolate pudding.
(audience laughing)
- Girl, you look like the momma from Brady Bunch.
- Too shaky.
- You're not allowed on the Brady Bunch.
- No no no, no. No. You!
- That wasn't shaky!
- Out!
- Aye!
(audience cheers, scoreboard dings)
- Lets keep it going from the Red Squad.
Give me DC Young Fly.
(audience cheering)
Okay you know what I need to give
these white people a chance to redeem themselves.
Give me Maddy! Maddy, I need you here!
(audience cheers)
Wanna Roo!
- Oh my God, DC, nice outfit.
I guess they renamed the show "Wild 'N Out of The Closet".
(audience laughing)
- Well first of all, yo ass be like the last drop
of the toothpaste. Ugly.
Hold on! Wait a minute!
(makes farting noise with mouth)
(audience laughing)
- If we were in a relationship, I'd be the man.
(laughs) Alright? Walkin' him to his car sayin'
"Hey, text me when you get home."
(audience laughing)
- Stay in your lane. Okay? You white people don't listen.
Stay in your lane.
- Asshole don't listen.
- You know what yo ass built like?
A wet french fry. Ugly. Ugly, Girl.
- Okay
- You hate biscuits. Ugly girl.
But you love mayonnaise. Ugly!
(audience laughing)
- I do! I do! Okay hold on, I got one more.
- No no no no no no.
I got one more!
- Yo I got one more. Let me do one more.
(whistle blowing)
- Alright. I had one more.
- [Hitman] Can I say one more thing?
- No!
- [Maddy] I have one more thing!
(Whistle blowing)
- He's ugly.
(whistle blowing, audience laughing)
- Salt and Pepper ain't seasoning (beep).
(audience laughing)
- Wooo. Ha. Oh. Wooo.
You! Are Out!
(audience cheers, scoreboard dings)
- Give me Maddy.
(audience cheering)
Give me Cortez. Here. I want you here.
(audience cheering)
Wanna Roo!
- Cortez, you look like ET phone home and nobody answered.
(audience laughing)
- If you don't get your Goddamn Pumpkin Spice Latte
pale face ass the (beep) up outta here?
- You look like you should be vibrating
on Justina's nightstand.
(audience laughing)
- You look like Justina before MTV loved her.
(audience clapping)
- You're a virgin. Okay. (laughing)
(audience laughing)
(whistle blowing)
- You! Out!
- [Crowd] Got Damned!
(scoreboard dings)
- [Nick Cannon] Well that was a good one!
- You know what? You're on fire. Give me Shoe.
I need you back up here. Shoe, I need you here.
(audience cheering)
Maddy! You're up! Give me Maddy!
(audience cheering)
Wanna Roo!
- Ladies first. La-
- Okay. Shoe-ler. You're like an umbrella,
'cause when I'm with you, I do not get wet.
(audience oohs)
- Maddy? You look like you lost your virginity
to one of yo daddy's farm animals.
(audience oohs)
I know you get a little (beep) when I do this
(horse noise)
(audience laughing, whistle blowing)
- You! Out!
- [Audience] Got damned!
(scoreboard dings)
- We gonna start this thing off right.
Get me Cortez. I need you here. Cortez.
Revolution.
Get me Maddy. Maddy I need you here!
Maddy I want you there!
Cortez, you ready?
- I'm ready.
- [Referee] Maddy, ready?
- I'm ready.
- Wanna Roo!
- Alright Cortez,
out here built like a bad (beep) job... all teeth.
- All white, all white (laughs)
No seriously, all white. Aha-ha.
- You! Shaky!
- Okay (laughing) so like uh, how does sex work?
You just put the whole body in? Or?
(audience laughing)
- You sleep well at night don't you?
With your step-brother, right?
(audience oohs)
- Oh okay. You know this is perfect, I was looking
for the raisin for my potato salad.
(audience laughing and cheering)
- [Nick Cannon] Lets go Maddy! Lets go! Lets go!
She put RAISINS in her potato salad!
- You! Out!
- [Audience] Got damned!
(scoreboard dings)
- [Nick Cannon] a raisin in California.
(audience cheering)
- Old School give me Carlos Miller. I need you here.
(audience cheering)
- We cannot be beat! This man created this game!
This what he do!
- Man.
(whistle blowing)
- This outta be good, okay?
- This gonna get me canceled.
- Wanna Roo!
(audience laughing)
- You got a lot of cars, right?
That's good, cause when DC goes solo
you'll be sleepin' in one.
(audience oohs)
Oh my God! (laughing)
- Maddy, you got as much sex appeal as a handful of lotion,
and I know you got a vibrator with a can opener on it!
(audience laughing)
- Alright, you know, I know Carlos doesn't wash his beard
because it still smells like me from last night.
(audience oohs)
Let me say this! Let me say this! Black men don't cheat,
but they sure as hell eat (beep)
(audience cheering)
(whistle blowing)
(all laughing)
- Lets Go!
- You! Out!
- Beat dat ass up. Do the Miley Twerk.
- [Audience] (chanting) Beat dat ass up!
Beat dat ass up! Beat dat ass up!
- [DJ] I like when they do that.
(scoreboard dings)
- [Nick Cannon] What is Maddy doin'?
What are you doin'?
(audience continues chanting)
- Let's go.
- Do The Hip-Hop Karen.
(audience continues chanting)
- [Nick Cannon] Who ya gonna call? White people!
(scoreboard dings)
- Your topic is "White People"
(new beat starts)
- [Audience] Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it.
- (Rapping) I have no rhythm and I can't dance.
My twerking looks like I have ants in my pants.
- Ants in your pants? That's from yo momma.
You voted for Trump and I voted Obama.
- My dad's a lawyer so no one is suing me,
I'll sue you if my food isn't Gluten Free.
- You said Gluten Free? Well if you say so.
You are so white that you bathe in some mayo.
- Everything- (laughing)
(scoreboard dings)
- [Nick Cannon] Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it.
- Your topic is "The 90's"
- [All] Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it.
- I'm a 90's kid, my raps are so bold
in the 90's man, you were already old!
- Oh, that's okay! I'm old, you know what's crazy?
Your (beep) rappers are (beep) lazy.
- Lazy? Dude. That's the name of your game.
Haven't heard of you, since you did Soul Plane.
(audience oohs)
(scoreboard dings)
- [Nick Cannon And audience] Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it.
- [Everyone] Pick up and kill it
and kill it, and kill it.
Pick up and kill it
and kill it, and kill it.
- Your topic is "Male Cast Members"
(audience continues chanting)
- Chico Bean keep that name out my mouth,
he's a Michelle Williams of 85 South.
(audience oohs)
- 85 South? It's goin' down. DC weighs 85 pounds!
- 85 pounds? Sure! Okay.
That's how much Carlos smokes in a day.
- Smokes in a day? Wakey-bakey E-Man hit it
but it was shaky!
(audience oohing)
- Shaky! Okay! That is dandy! I heard San Twan
was (beep) on Candy.
- (beep) on Candy, I got a secret! Nick got me pregnant!
I'm boutta keep it!
(scoreboard dings)
(audience "pick up and kill it" chant continues)
(audience cheering)
- Oh.
- Hey babe! Oh. We got the same hair. Um...
So, I made you brownies. Do you wanna try one?
- Yes, definitely.
Take a BIG big, big 'ole bite! They're good aren't they?
- Mhmm!
- Oh my God! You're having a reaction!
- Mhmm!
- I'm allergic to nuts. Wanted to make sure you were too.
Mmmmm. Yeah!
(scoreboard dings)
(audience laughing)
(audience cheers)
- Oooooooo...
Ooooooooooooooo...
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!
(mumbles)
Yo, yeah yeah yeah. Yeah. I uh-
I'm sorry I'm slippery when I'm wet.
(audience laughing and cheering, scoreboard dings)
- You can say this at a job interview and during sex.
(buzzer dings)
- Oh! What is, 'is this a new position?'
(audience laughs, scoreboard dings)
- This doesn't have an expiration.
(buzzer dings)
- What is, 'Big Man's hunger'.
(audience laughing, scoreboard dings)
- True. He always hungry.
Key phrases to let you know she's upset.
(buzzer dings)
- Oh you go first, you go first, go.
- Mmmm, I'm fine.
(audience laughing, scoreboard dings)
- Your answer is "Signs You're Dating a Karen".
(buzzer dings)
- What is, when Maddy takes you back.
- We would never.
(buzzer dings)
(audience laughs)
- Karens first.
(buzzer dings)
- What is, when they yell at you, they smile.
So you don't know if they're yelling at you,
or if they're being nice to you, and then they say,
"Can I speak to the manager?" And you're like,
"Oh my God! I'm about to lose my job." Aha-ha!
(scoreboard dings)
(audience cheering)
- Okay white girl, these are called 'Spices'.
Okay you got (inaudible) right here, you got- oh okay.
(audience cheering, scoreboard dings)
- [Nick Cannon] You broke it.
- Oh (beep). Oh okay, what'd you say the number was again?
- Three!
(audience laughing)
Four! Seven!
(scoreboard dings)
- I don't know what that is.
(buzzer dings)
- Yo! Where is my ride?
- Happy Pride! Your XL is here girl!
- Ayyyyeee!
(multiple repeated dings)
- A-T-L turn up!
- [All] Turn up for what?
- It took two seasons of Wild 'N Out extensive training,
and new sneakers, but I finally learned how to 'Whoa'.
(audience cheers, beat starts)
- (chanting) She got it! She got it! She got it!
(scoreboard dings)
- Whaddup?
- Uh-oh
- Okay! A-T-L turn up!
- [Audience] Turn up for what?
- Yo, my ex-boyfriend's favorite TV show is Wild 'N Out
So now he has to watch me on TV!
What's up Dave!? I hate you!
(audience cheering, beat plays, scoreboard dings)
- [Maddy] Aye! Aye! Aye!
- Alright Wild N' Out turn up!
- [Audience] Turn up for what?
- Cause I had a plate of wings for lunch,
and they looked like my ass, because they were all flat!
(beat plays, scoreboard dings)
(audience cheers)
- [Nick Cannon] Still juicy! Still juicy!
- Wild 'N Out turn up!
- [Audience] Turn up for what?
- I know one thing's for sure.
Nick's never gonna get me pregnant,
'cause he doesn't like his soup with crackers!
(audience cheering, beat plays)
(scoreboard dings)
- Alright, alright, Wild N' Out turn up!
- [Audience] Turn up for what?
- Lets just say,
it's a good thing my boyfriend's not on a tight budget,
'cause boy does that man love to eat out!
(audience cheers, beat plays)
- C'mon Maddy! C'mon Maddy!
- Uh-oh Actually, aye! Listen Maddy Mayonnaise!
I don't know why you're battlin'.
Your ass is so flat, it makes Justina's
look like Kim Kardashian.
- Ohhh. I got- Hold on, I got one thing to say,
(scoreboard dings)
Tron, how come between us, I'm the one who's more feminine?
When did they come out with an unflavored M&M?
(audience oohs, scoreboard dings)
- What you tryna say girl?
- Yo, let me talk to Hitman!
- [Man] You wanna go?
- Oh Hitman, Hitman. Oh my gosh!
Your mustache looks like a line of ants,
but I bet it's bigger than the line in your pants.
(audience laughing, scoreboard dings)
Heyyyy. Okay. Okay. Oh yo, your smile is whack.
Your teeth are so fake and white, they make me look black.
(audience laughing, scoreboard dings)
- What is goin' on?
- [Maddy] Let me get clips! Yeah.
- How bout? How bout.
- See? Her rhythm is-
- I got it I got it I got it.
Okay, right? Here we go.
Clips, you're walkin' 'round like you're the best
lookin' like DJ Khalid, without the success.
Okay! Hold on! Ready?
(scoreboard dings)
Khalid claims he doesn't go down on ladies,
but I bet you'd eat me if I was covered in gravy!
(audience cheering)
(Maddy laughing)
(scoreboard dings)
'Cause he's fat! (laughing)
- Hold on! Hold on! Yo! White girl, you better look out!
And tell yo mother to stop callin' the cops on our cookouts!
- Ohhh.
(scoreboard dings)
- And understand that the hate is valid,
and why the hell do your people put
little raisins in potato salad?
- Oh. Okay. Alright. Let me get one more for Clips.
One more for Clips!
- Get 'em!
- If you walk ten steps I don't think you could go further,
Martin Luther King, Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger.
(audience cheering, scoreboard dings)
- Let me get Mope. Mope!
- Okay okay.
- Mope! Hi! You know what, Mope? I don't want you to stop.
You chipped your tooth suckin' your way to the top.
(audience oohs)
Thank you!
(scoreboard dings)
- [Man] Hey Khan!
- Hey Khan, I like that you're not a quitter
but I can't say anything back because I'm your babysitter.
(audience oohs)
(repeated dinging)
- [Audience] Wild Style!
- Here we go.
J Cole, on the show you are a joke
you're like the real J Cole, if he were broke.
And Pretty B, your name, I hate it.
If you were actually pretty, you wouldn't have to say it.
(scoreboard dings)
And Justina, I know how you feel,
you're mad at me, cause my red hair is real. Ayyyee!
(audience oohs, scoreboard dings)
- [Man] She said it!
- Let me get Nick. Here we go. Alright. Alright.
You get a lot of hate for the baby mommas,
and I could see it, I don't like kids,
that's why I hate conceded. But 300 episodes?
(scoreboard dings)
That's no joke. Tonight, I'll let you give me 300 strokes.
Ohhhh! (laughing)
(scoreboard dings)
(audience laughing)
Here we go! I don't wanna be mean, but this is show biz.
You missed a whole season and nobody noticed.
You turned people into owls, it's true,
cause when I say 'Cherone' they go "Who?"
"Who?"
(audience laughing)
- [Maddy] Who, Who, Who!
(scoreboard dings)
No one knows him, so. (laughing)