Okay,
which jokester put a Shape A piece with the Shape B pieces?
Hey!
There's a system to this.
*making friends* Okay Ms. Lady With the Brown Hair,
you can go over here with
the Strange Alien With the Pink Cowboy Hat.
I think I'll call you...
Barbara.
And this alien is going to be called
Mitzy.
Hello, Mitzy! ^.^
How are you today??
*smiles in delusion*
Rachel I can't help but notice that you've chosen to piece together the Grinch.
What made you go with that character out of interest?
And Sally,
*ruining everyone's fun* what made you go with the frog?
And Bonnie I just feel like the pig would have suited you better.
Why would I do this "puzzle"
when I already know what it's going to look like at the end?
Ah, Jenny,
are you about to touch my puzzle
after eating potato fries?
Remember my motto:
"Don't touch the piece if you've got finger grease!"
"Oi, are you going to help us with this puzzle?"
Nup.
It's just a puzzle.
Why do people like puzzles?
*Reaches for chip whilst thinking of next line*
You know what I like?
*airplane ruins my shot*
Chips.
Not puzzles.
Yeah I'll do a puzzle with you!
This should be fun.
*thinking* Oh my gosh, they've asked me to do a puzzle with them!
Does this mean that they like me?
This is a somewhat intimate environment
and puzzles usually take hours to complete.
Not to mention that this puzzle is of The Simpsons
and everyone knows that Marge and Homer have
one of the most iconic love stories in history!
*makes up facts in child Ti*
Oh yeah.
They definitely like me.
So guys did you read that article about artificial intelligence this morning?
*gets ready to nuance*
Guys?
*disappointment*
*throws out more bait* How about that documentary on personality theory?
It was good, hey?
*awkward cough in background*
*is disappointed at waste of opportunity to prove intellect*
Are you really just gonna sit here and DO the puzzle
without conversation, like mindless robots?
You poor puzzle characters.
(You all know what's coming.)
Perpetually frozen in time.
Doomed forever to be torn apart and put back together.
What kind of sicko invented puzzles?
*Fi meltdown*
I feel sick.
*nonchalance*
*cheeky grab*
*more nonchalance*
"Hey can you pass me my water?"
Um, sorry.
Could we not talk while we're doing this, please?
(By now, the ISTJ is the least-relatable character.)
It fits!
Oh my gosh! Puzzles are so satisfying!
You know what would go well with this?
*Indicates interest in a glass of water*
*concentration*
Come on come on...
Yes!
*disproportionate reaction*
Okay I'm bored.
Can we do something else?
Who gets joy out of doing these?
*cynicism and disdain*
"I'll bet you can't do it without the box."
*uninterested* Nup.
"I'll bet you $100 you can't do it without the box."
*bait taken* You're on.
No it's fine, it's just that, well,
this was my grandpa's puzzle and
we never really got to finish it together.
(Yes, The Simpsons are huge amongst grandpas.)
It's okay.
I'll just have to
finish it without him.
No no, really, I'm fine.
No it's fine. Really.
Stop asking me! It's fine!
Yes, I KNOW that I've been looking for this piece for thirty minutes
but I'm not just going to leave this hole in the middle of the yellow part.
How hard is it to find a yellow piece?
Come on, Sarah!
All done!
Oh no.
We're missing a piece.
Oh well.
*EP chaos* What?
*EP chaos* How did that get in there?
Come on come on...
*indistinguishable rambling*
*rude comment from housemate*
Can you see that I'm making a house?