- You're like a bottle of Skele-Gro.
You're growing me a bone!
(laughter)
- [Harry Potter Voiceover] I'm Harry, Harry Potter.
- Hey guys, Tessa here and I'm here with--
- Cherry!
- And Brizzy!
- Guys, we're here all together!
We're here at Cherry's place and thank you for having us.
- You're very welcome.
- This is very exciting that we're all together.
- I know.
- My first time meeting Cherry and it's the best.
I'm already freaking out.
- It's been so fun to watch you become friends so fast.
- Ooh, yes, it's been the best.
Okay, so for this video, I wrote down some
Harry Potter pickup lines, and these are ones
that I came up with myself.
I also found them on the Internet.
There's a lot of different ones.
There's gonna be two of us, and one has to read it,
and the other one has to look in their eyes
while they are doing this.
- I wish people used Harry Potter pickup lines.
- Now we're going to!
Are you guys ready?
- Yes. - Yes.
- Let's do it!
- [Brizzy] Very important! - So important. (laughter)
- You must be magical, because I've fallen under your spell.
- That's cute!
(laughter)
- She's smitten.
- Hagrid's not the only giant on campus
if you know what I mean.
(laughter)
- If you know what I mean.
Are you using the Confundus Charm, or are you
just naturally that mind-blowing?
- (laughing) Yeah.
(laughter)
Interested in making some magic together?
My wand's at the ready.
I have a really small wand.
(laughter)
- Wanna go to the Shrieking Shack?
We can do some shrieking of our own.
- Oh, wow, no, that's the last place that I'd want to go.
I want to put my basilisk in your Chamber of Secrets.
(laughter)
- That was such a classic!
- [Brizzy] Cherry's so prim and proper.
- She's like, "Put your basilisk
in your Chamber of Secrets."
I may have passed all my O.W.L.s,
but I'm not gonna pass on you.
- Aw.
- Oh she liked it.
(laughter)
- I'm an easy catch.
I'm not a golden snitch. (laughter)
- Oh that's a good one.
- [Tessa] You guys look like you're
about to play patty-cake. (laughter)
- Have you heard of Platform 9 and 3/4?
Well, guess what else has those measurements.
You look repulsed.
(laughter)
- What do you say you and me
go look for that Room of Requirement?
- Okay, let's go!
(sings)
We'll do some requiring. - Requiring.
- Baby, are you a Cruciatus cur-- (laughter)
I can't say it.
Baby, are you the Cru-- (laughter)
- [Cherry] Take two!
- I can't say it!
- Did you just cast Wingardium Leviosa?
Because you're sweeping me off my feet!
- That's so cute!
- I knew you'd like that one.
- Go ahead, choose from the sack.
(laughter)
- [Brizzy] Scoot in a bit.
- (laughter) Long reach!
You're like a freaking Occamy diving into the teacup.
(laughter)
- An Occamy, I love Occamies.
(laughter)
- I cannot read this one!
You're like a bottle of Skele-Gro.
You're growing me a bone!
(laughter)
I'm crying.
I need a tissue!
- Oh (laughs) oh, wait.
My name's not Luna, but I know how to Lovegood.
- (laughs) Yeah, you do, baby!
(laughter)
I love Luna.
What a good pickup line for her.
- Isn't it?
- I long for your bottom.
(laughter)
- Did you survive Avada Kedavra?
Because you're drop-dead gorgeous.
- Oh, stop it!
- Stop it!
- I'd let you handle my wand any day.
(laughter)
- You've handled a lot of my wands today.
- I have handled many of your wands today.
Come over and handle some more?
- Are you a basilisk?
Because I'm petrified.
- (laughs) No.
(laughter)
- If you don't love me, my father will hear about this!
- [Tessa] Oh, yes.
- Can you imagine Draco saying that?
- I can't help myself! - [Tessa] To Harry, yes.
- I may not be Harry Potter, but I can be your chosen one.
- Oh, cute.
Chosen one!
I may not be Harry Po-- ooh.
(laughter)
- I long for your bottom! (laughter)
As a T-shirt, Tessa, there's this link-- (laughter)
- Merch store!
- New merch, "Long for your bottom!" (laughter)
- Ooh, I must've had some Felix Felicis,
'cause I'm about to get lucky.
- Ooh, that was good!
(siren noise)
- Everything's normal. (laughter)
If I were to look in the Mirror of Erised,
I would see us together. (laughter)
- Well, you look like a hideous creature
only Hagrid could love, and I'm Hagrid.
I turned it around.
- Yeah, very smooth, good save.
Okay, guys, I'm sweating.
Alright, guys, I hope you enjoyed
this video of us just reading some pickup lines!
Make sure you check out both of their channels,
we've done Harry Potter-related videos on both of them,
and also subscribe because they're both wonderful humans
and they are so magical, and I love them very much.
Yay, okay, bye!
- Bye! - Bye!
- I am ready to be hit on.
- Use the rubbers.
- You didn't need to say it like that. (laughter)
- Who's tapping?
- You're tap-- (laughter)
- Whoo, I long for that bottom!
Not my bottom!
- [Brizzy] Scoot forward just a bit.
Not you, Tessa!
(laughter)
- One night with me and you-- (laughter)
- It says, "What do ya say?"
- [Tessa] Sparks are flying, or is that your wand fashion?
- You don't have to say-- what was that voice? (laughter)
- (laughter) Sorry.
Have you just been writing pickup lines
at home in your spare time?
- I mean, I write a lot of fan-fiction, so.
(laughter)
Oh, this one is appropriate. (laughter)
And a long-- (laughter)
I'll be moaning tonight. (laughter)
- [Brizzy] Did you read those?
- [Dumbledore Voiceover] But you know,
happiness can be found even in the darkest of times,
if one only remembers to turn on the light.
- [Harry Potter Voiceover] Expecto Patronum!