Hello and welcome back to the Most Amazing channel on the internet!
I am your host, Rebecca Felgate and today we are talking about the Top 10 Scary Disney
Cars Theories ..... yes....ten of them.....
I think the real entertainment here will be watching me trying to stretch this to ten
points... best of luck to me!
Alright before we get into this video, I want to ask what your favourite Disney Pixar movie
is....
I think mine is BRAVE.
ALSO stick around to the end of the video where I will be reading comments from our
Scary Pixar Video
OKAY let's do this 10 - The LEMON PARTY Soooo I don't know if you have ever watched
our Top 10 Things You Should Never Google video, but basically on that list you would
have found lemon party.
You don't want to know what a lemon party is....it involves naked old people and the
dawn of the age of the internet.
Either way, it seems that the animators behind Disney's cars have been having a good old
inappropriate lol.
In one scene in Cars Two clearly shows the vehicles having a very literal lemon party
- a nod to the horrible sexy former website.
9 - Apple Brain Washing Many people have accused Disney's Cars of
secret brain washing.
There are a couple of strands to the brain washing theories out there, both of which
I think are kind of ridiculous.
In Cars Three there is a Mac iCar with a prominent apple logo over it - and it is the number
84 which is the year Apple released their Mac.
Many people think this is product placement but it is in reality a nod to Steve Jobs who
founded apple and once owned Pixar.
Some people are taking the 84 to be a reference to the surveillance state of 1984 - a nod
to the suspicion that iPhones are listening to us.
Cars 3 is Making Young Boys Subservient to Females – 8
I mean this is absolute pish posh but we need to make a ten point list so here goes it - an
article on the highly credible Return of Kings.com praises the first two movies for instilling
a sense of the brotherhood, but slams the third movie because Lightning McQueen is trained
by a young female car who eventually ends up racing for McQueen and winning.
The article says this showcases how, in the age of feminism, strong men are expected to
step aside for females who haven't worked as hard to get where they are.
Honestly....
I really don't agree - I don't think this was the message at all.
The scariest thing is that people put there are that worried about a victorious female
car!
7 - CAR WARS It is heavily hinted at in Cars that there
may have been Car WARS in the past - in the same way humans have had world wars, there
is an underlying suggestion that cars may have done too.
The clue lies in the character of Skipper - a plane who also appears in the movie Planes.
He is an old Navy Cosair, a warplane.
If he is a warplane, there must have been a war to fight in.
He also mentions he was shot down in a fight with Japanese planes.
If there were car universe wars, then there must also have been a cars universe Hitler
equivalent.
Thanks Tumblr for that theory, thanks a bunch.
Okay, moving on from car hitler to CAR JESUS at number 6
People have really run wild with the whole car parallel universe thing.
A lot of people have spotted the car in cars that looks like the Pope.
From that they have deduced that in the Cars World there must be car religions...which
is probably how all those early car wars got started.
If there are cars religions, does that mean there is a cars jesus....if so....
Like....
Hello has anyone else just gone cross eyed with this mind boggling concept.
Others say that the car pope, which contains a car within a car, is actually a driving
monument to the car the actual last surviving pope died in.
Which opens up a whole new scary theory can of worms.
Is the movie Cars trying to tell us the pope is under threat when he rides in a Motorcade?
Honestly I am just exhausted.
5 - No Original Thought in Cars Is the world of cars a parallel universe or
did creativity and original thought die out with the humans.
Wait, what...the humans are dead?
Yes... but we will get there later.
In Cars, the automobiles live similar lives to modern Westerners, but instead of making
their own original creative content, they copy old human entertainment and translate
it into mechanism entertainment.
For example, did you see what is playing at the cars-verse movie theatre......
Toy Car Story?
They could watch that, or the Incredimobiles.
Whoever these cars are and however they have come about... they aren't very original.
Isnt a world of recycled content but instead of people, just cars, kind of terrifying.
Also...in movies like the fast and the furious, if humans are cars in other movies...then
what are actual cars?
SO MUCH TO THINK ABOUT.
4 There are No Families
Have you ever noticed how there are no families in cars?
Well, it hasn't been lost on some people.
I assume the lack of family units is to allow Disney further space to not explain how cars
are created...... the car stork I guess...or worse... but we will get there.
There are very small references to traces of family... but we never see a family unit.
Is this just further evidence that Disney hates families?
I think it might be.
Or something.
Okay - in the last four points we are address a major plot gap for cars, which is the lack
of humans.
The next four theories are basically possible explanations for their absence... all of them
are pretty worrying….
Also….I wannna be honest with you, ive accident scripted 11 points.
It happens more often than you think….. but I’m going with it, so welcome to 3a
everyone….3a Apocalypse
A lot of people think that Cars is set millions of years after Wall E - a movie in which we
know all of the humans have jettisoned earth after filling it with trash.
Well the story at the end of Wall E is that humans return to earth eager to restore it.
The Cars theory goes that actually, humans had no idea how... for example how the captain
in Walle said he was going to grow a Pizza Plant.
Soon the humans die out and the robots create a new super race - Cars.
Rightio then.
Another scary theory is there are no humans because THE AIR IS UNBREATHABLE – this is
coming into 3b Well, this just makes sense doesn't it?
A whole entire world filled with a whole bunch of cars....total internal combustion creates
exhaust...which creates pollution.
If the population of cars earth is anything like human earth - billions of cars would
create billions of fumes, which may be how all the humans died.
One step into cars world and it would be curtains for soft human lungs.
It's not the cough that carried her off, it's the coffin they carried her offin.
2 - THE CARS KILLED PEOPLE There are a number of theories circulating
out there that the Cars are AI vehicles created by robots in order to destroy humans.
And like... maybe.
The theory goes that Cars are sentient self-driving vehicles and they had had enough of human
dominance, especially from those who were trying to cut back on carbon emissions...
that just aint cricket if you are a car.
One theory suggests that the cars rebelled against the humans and ran them all over in
a bloody massacre and then burned the bodies with gasoline.
Not feeling so great about cars now.
Finally, the most disturbing CARS theory - People are IN THE CARS
Some people say that the Cars Universe exists independent of humans, a parallel universe
if you will wherein humans never exited... but they're wrong.
How can you tell?
Well, the cars have door handles and wing mirrors.
They would be pretty superfluous in a world without humans and evolution would have sorted
that right out.
So...humans MUST have existed....
But where are they....
Well get this.
There is one wild theory out there that says they are IN the cars.
This theory is called the Homunculus Theory and it says that humans are lab grown in amniotic
vats and then embedded within an automotive exoskeleton.
A quote from the theory on Jalopnik.com reads: Eventually, automated, robotic factories to
produce cars were built, and human babies were produced in amniotic vats, and then directly
embedded within an automotive exoskeleton/body.
OKAY.
Wanna see what this may look like via the medium of a horrifying sketch... cool.
Note the liquid waste removal tube.
Not about it.
WELL WELL WELL, we made it!
Ten scary cars Theories
Comments from Scary Pixar Part 2 - Tom McC said: I think this was what happened to Andys
dad had a illness and he fake his death and then he did what Chucky did and got in to
the body of the woody doll and so did the rest of his toys he did it so he can see his
son grow up but he don't won't to tell him?
Winchester Girl left a nice comment to say: My favorite pixar movie is finding nemo keep
swimming swimming swimming lol love you rebecca and you look lovely today.
Hope everyone has a wonderful day???
BABE.
Thanks.
We all just need to keep swimming!
Didn't vote trump said: I know Toy Story 3 had a happy-ish ending, but at the same time,
it was so sad!
I've heard both Tim Allen and Tom Hanks broke down in tears several times while finishing
the script.
It took me a year to get past Up's first 10-15 minutes, how am I going to watch Toy Story
4?
Love you, Rebecca, still working on a plan to get you Alexander Skarsgard... jk, sorry.
Would you settle for his brother?
Maybe not, there's the whole Pennywise thing...?
Hahahaa - Alexander or nothing!
I hope those who wanted me wouldn't settle for my sister - very beautiful, but not the
same human.