CINEMASSACRE presents
"SNES Vs. Sega Genesis (Part 1)"
Super Nintendo vs. Sega Genesis! There's no... better pair of things... that the word... "vs" has ever come between! It's truly a nostalgic battle.
We were talkin' about it 20 years ago, and we're still talkin' about it today.
So, ever since I started doin' the Nerd series, I always felt like... it would make a great subject for a video,
but I've always held back because I felt the whole thing is so much bigger than I am. How could I do it justice?
To really do a proper analysis of both systems, would take months and months of concentrating on... just that.
So, the only thing I can give: is an opinion.
So, I figured I might as well take the approach, of just... "takin' ya back to the past", because that's what I do best.
And... there's no better way to go back to the past... than to hear it, from my past self at age 11.
That's right, I already made a video about this topic! I might as well just sit back.
"Nintendo vs. Genisisssssssssssss."
Young Nerd: "In the commercials, they say that Genesis is better than Nintendo."
Adult Nerd: "Where am I"
YN: "But you see, this is Nintendo; 8-Bit."
AN: "I can't see a damn thing!"
YN: [barely audible] "I''ll turn off the...(?)
AN: "Thank you!"
YN: "Alright, now..."
YN: "So, Genesis always... always BRAGS, about... how good it is."
AN: "As you can tell, I'm talkin' about the Genesis commercials.
I'm sure everybody's seen 'em by now, but if you haven't, here's a refresher.
[Sega Genesis commercial starts] Female choir: "Genesis does!"
Male announcer: "16-bit arcade graphics."
Female choir: "You can't do this on Nintendo!"