You know why I built my office entirely out of glass
even though birds can't see glass?
I do not.
Power move.
Eighteen years ago, I saved all storks by getting out of
babies and into
package delivery.
Now, this Monday at Stork-con,
the board will announce they are kicking me upstairs.
I will be named chairman,
which means you
are going to be named...
BOOOOOSS.
Boss?
Cool, cool, cool, cool. Very cool. Very cool.