Oh, please don't tell me you're about to sing a pump-up song,
'cause it's not gonna work!
♪ Remember when you took The Toddler, bro? ♪
- Bro... please don't do this. - You put that baby to bed!
♪ The Time Jerker, Drex And Minyak, bro ♪
- Bro! - Get outta your head!
♪ It's just that this one cuts me to the core ♪
I know.
♪ But now's the time to meow It's the time to roar ♪
♪ 'Cause you're Captain Man You are the best ♪
♪ I appreciate the compliment You're Captain Man ♪
♪ And I will not rest till I see you Try to win, baby, Captain Man ♪
Stop, stop, stop!
[singing]
You know, when I was on the weekend, I was just thinking, "Gosh, I cannot wait
to get in the suit and dance.
[humming]
♪ That was a cool fight On the train though ♪
- Bro. - Bro... I'm just saying...
♪ I mean, it was insane though Bro, bro, bro ♪
♪ We had a fight atop a literal train ♪
♪ We're gonna win Again this time somehow ♪
♪ I do have a beautiful voice ♪
♪ He's gonna hear your roar He's gonna hear me meow ♪
♪ 'Cause you're Captain Man You are the best ♪
♪ I'm not gonna press you on that one ♪
♪ Captain Man ♪
♪ And I'm gonna testify I'm the best that I can be, baby ♪
♪ Captain Man, we're gonna sing ♪
♪ How super How super duper ♪
♪ How super, super, duper, duper A hero can be ♪
- Meow with me. - Wait... what?
[meowing]
[glass smashing]
[applause]
Don't miss Henry Danger The Musical!
Saturday, July 27th!
♪ Only on Nick ♪ ♪ Nickelodeon ♪
♪ Nickelodeon ♪
[laughing]
[music playing]
Henry!
I'll call you back...
[laughing]
[music playing]
Hello?
[laughing]
Hey, how are ya?
Cool, thanks, great to meet ya, I'm doing good, what's your name?
Um.. I'm Henry Hart... here about the job?
- Age? - 13.
I-- I'll be 14... on my next birthday.
Ahh... so, you're aging sequentially?
I like that!
- Thanks. - My name's Ray.
- Hi, Ray. - You ask a lot of questions.
I don't think I've asked any questions.
- Chocolate or vanilla? - Vanilla.
Helicopters or kangaroos?
- Helicopters? - Love it!
Scrambled eggs... or dynamite?
[laughing]
- Both? - Maybe...
Complete this sentence!
I'm sorry, mother, I didn't mean for my elephant to... blank.
Er... lick dad.
[laughing]
- Oh, that's not funny. - No.
[laughing]
Um, is this the... job interview?
- Do you want it to be the job interview? - Um... what is the job?
What do you think the job is?
Er... well, the ad said part time helper, so I'm thinking maybe you need someone...
To help you... you know...
Part... time...
Do you ever dream about sleeping?
- No. - Good!
If you did, you'd be dead!
[laughing]
I am so confused!
- David! - Henry.
- Can I trust you? - Sure.
- Can you keep a secret? - Totally.
So I can... trust you... to keep a secret?
Yes, sir.
[music playing]
I'm gonna blow a bubble.
- You're gonna blow a bubble? - I'm gonna blow your mind!
[laughing]
[blowing]
[music playing]
[applause]
You-- you're Captain Man!
That's right, Henry!
Oh... hold on a second.
Stupid zipper!
Always sticks!
Come-- ohh, that's my skin.
[laughing]