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Here are the runes, masteries, skill distribution and items that you'll need to be the best ground smasher in your country.
When you're mid, show Zyra who's the real AP master with a Heal-Stun-Mini Smash-Giga Smash combo without entering her ring of death.
You can have a quickie with this suicidal Tristana with a simple stun-Giga Smash combo.
When you're double top, don't hesitate to Stun-Flash-Mini Smash-Ignite combo the enemy to have a quickie with a real woman.
When you're solo top, stay in Jax's jump range to bait him near your tower to Stun him and finish the night with a Giga Smash.
Don't forget to ward your side of the river to whoop a fuckabish that tries to steal your jungler's blue buff
with a Stun-Mini Smash-Giga Smash-Ignite combo.
When you're bot and Vayne surprisingly towerdived to make Olaf buttfuck his turret,
follow with a Stun-Mini Smash-Giga Smash combo to whoop the enemies.
If you want, buttfuck the brush with your jungler until Sona comes out to stun her and get the kill with your megaton hammer.
When facing running enemies, bait them by backing off and suddenly Flash-Stun-Giga Smash combo Nunu in his face.
If Nunu steal his carry's minion, punish him with a Stun-Mini Smash-Giga Smash combo and he'll never play a support ever again.
Being an AP Taric is the best because you can heal yourself like a boss instead of recalling to your base.
What's more? You can perform a dupe Heal by targeting a minion just before he dies,
piss off Caitlyn by preventing her from last hit a minion,
heal this minion to make him suffer even more before he dies,
heal that minion to make him win the tank fight
or simply save your ally from getting killed in a violent fivesome.
With your Stun, you can kill a minion from far away,
kill a minion close to you,
steal a blue buff to piss your ButtFucking Friend off,
whoop a dying running Jax or fail to whoop that dying Skarner.
With your Mini Smash, you can kill any minions you touch to farm like a boss,
clear the entire jungle like no one
or simply kill two minions at the same time if you don't know which one to kill first.
With your Giga Smash, you can do the same things as the Mini Smash, that is waste it to farm like a boss and clear the entire jungle a second time.
But, it's the best to get the last hit on an enemy to piss your entire team off
and to gain more attack damage to destroy that turret down.
Don't forget to grab Flash to escape any dirty foursome,
to engage in a dirty foursome.
Not once, but twice if you want to.
When making out with Dragon, use all your skills on him to whoop him like a boss and later on,
you'll be able to kill him without your team's help
and step on a trap for your beloved Blitz, no problem!
You can easily Leeroy Jenkins any teamfight to get a kill with your Mini Smash-Giga Smash combo.
You should always separate yourself from your ButtFucking Friend and corner any fuckabish to make them buttfuck the wall for a hot threesome.
If you're all waiting for a kill,
take the first step by doing a Flash-Stun-Mini Smash-Giga Smash combo on Sona to have a solo one night stand with that beauty.
If some greedy enemies try to steal your blue buff, make them understand that they should never come back ever again.
When Skarner grabs someone, stun the prey after the ultimate's gone and Mini Smash-Giga Smash combo him to death.
If you want a sure-kill, be sure to attack the enemy while keeping your Mini Smash until he's low enough and enjoy your threesome with Mordkaiser.
You can stay here until a squishy enemy appears in your screen to whoop her with a Stun-Mini Smash-Giga Smash combo and run away.
Teamfights are the situation where Taric truly shines because you can AOE damage anyone within your Mini Smash-Giga Smash combo's range.
Also, you can single target a dying cow with your Mini Smash,
get grabbed over many trees and chase after a Riven to kill her with a Flash-Stun combo even when you're lagging really hard.
With this champion, killing any support is a piece of cake.
And, you can kill any greedy fuckabishes that tries to kill a dying dog instead of running away, no problem!
With this champion, you can easily whoop that crying mummy while shielding your ally from a headshot.
With this champion, cleaning up the battlefield is easier than working at Burger King.
With this champion, smashing an enemy with your megaton hammer is easier than playing Lego Batman.
That's it for today, people!
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