Can we tell how spicy food is just by looking at it?
Lets talk about that.
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Good mythical morning
Today I am wearing my spicy shirt and by spicy shirt I just mean a red shirt
because I just want to signify that that's the only type of spicy that I like.
-Oh -In shirt form, okay?
Well, it may get a lot worse for you today, Link
-Because it could get very hot -Or for you
-Well yeah, for both of us -Yeah.
One or both of us, as we play
Is it Hot hot hot
Or is it not not hot?
Welcome to the spicy dome.
We are each being heated under a heat lamp for dramatic impact, as well.
Alright, here's what we're gonna do
We're going to each draw a pepper
The man who draws a shorter pepper loses the privilege of choice.
Because there's going to be a dish in front of each one of us.
On this spicy susan
One of them is spicy, and one of them is not spicy.
So the man with the shorter pepper does not get to choose. The other man does get to choose whether or not
he wants to stay with the item that is on his side or switcheroonie.
Or lazy it around!
Then we eat at the same time and discover very quickly who actually has the spicy item.
Let's not delay this.
Both: Round One!
We have salsa, and chips. Let's draw our pepper.
-Oh ho ho ho! -Wooooo
-That's a shorter pepper, Link! - I win the power of choice.
-Okay -Alright
I feel like I gotta say everything dramatically because of this environment.
-Now, I have green in front of me and you have red. -Yes
-And traditionally you might think that the red is hotter than the green but this is not tradition. - I have the power of choice.
-Can I also have the power of talk? -Oh, yeah, sure, yeah.
- I was trying to have the power of distraction.
Yeah, you're trying to distract me.
I don't know about that red one, red is the colour of fire.
But as I get a close up look at this green I see seeds.
Seeds scare me.
Do they scare you?
But, what if they're tomato seeds?
Then they wont be spicy!
-I've made my choice. -Okay -Alright
-I'm just going to get like a normal -Oooh
-We both went normal - Here we go
crunch
chewing
Spicy!
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- Ha ha ha ha!
I was about to say: Mine's fine dude.
That's tomato seeds. That's tomatillo seeds, brother!
-Aah!
clap
It's getting me, yeah.
You're going back for more?
No, I'm just going to eat a chip!
Ha ha ha ha! Okay.
I feel like I'm going to burp or hiccup
- Yep - There it goes.
Now, there is milk over there but I personally feel like there should be no milk, no rescue.
hiccup
-Is that, is that, are we in agreement? -That's an affirmative.
-Agree on that?
For now.
Both: Round two!
-Hows the mouth? -It's subsiding.
Hiccups have gone.
Well there's some wonderful coco puffs over here that I am sure will make you feel great.
crew laughs
Or not. They are tempting. This pad thai could be very spicy.
We should find out.
Let's pick a pepper.
-Oh ho ho! - Ha ha ha!
-What? - I think I win. - I think mine's longer.
Nope. It's not.
That, hey. That explains a lot. Alright. Here we go.
Crew laughter
Mmmm
Come here, cereal!
Now, it would be very twisted to droppy drop drop some spicy spice in to the coco puffs.
And it would be almost so expected that it becomes unexpected
crew laughter
To spicy the thai.
-Yeah, what kind of mind games would be played - On both of us.
They aren't being played on me, I'm just an observer.
You're just a guy who can't choose a long pepper!
That's right, yeah. That's been well established.
I think they know, I think I'm going to let the lazy susan decide.
Oh come now, you can't let fate decide. You must pull the trigger of your own choosing.
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Let fate decide, or refuse fate? That's the question.
I cannot resist cereal.
laughter
I am nervous though because y'all can be some twisted punks!
Muckin up my cereal
chewing
Uh oh.
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Ha ha ha!
crew laughter
clapping
cough
It's closing up a little
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Uh oh.
Ha ha ha ha!
Man, they got you!
They got you with the coco puffs!
Ohhhhhh
Y'all have ruined my cereal
As Link suffers, I will tell you that the way this was done was with adding
small amounts of extremely hot sauce to some of the items.
Ugh!
That's why it's undetectable to the vision.
Ow
But it is very detectable to the tonguein'
I'm not just afraid at how much it's burning right here, cause I swallowed so quick
I was so confident, i was like Bam
But i'm also concerned about what this is going to do to my brain
the next time I try to just eat normal cereal.
Yeah, well, give us a report on that when it happens.
Both: Round three!
Now there's just ice cream here.
Wow, Look at that.
-I mean -I trust nothing anymore.
crew laughter
You can't make ice cream spicy.
Link laughs
I mean, that coco puff was half way down my throat before it slammed me.
I'm afraid.
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This is a crap shoot, man.
Let's pick a pepper.
-Oh, ooooh! -You win again!
- You win again! -I don't care!
Just, you, you do what feels right.
crew laughs
- Because that's worked really well so far - I mean
For me.
Mexican chocolate ice cream can be spicy.
Yeah, I would think so.
And I don't like strawberry ice cream.
Really, what are the chances of them making two chocolate things incredibly hot in a row.
Doesn't that seem unlikely.
That's a good point, but I don't like strawberry ice cream.
And I look at that...man that would taste so good.
The one that doesn't have spice in it, is what I need so badly right now.
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Yes. The irony.
You know, you're either gonna soothe it, or you're going to irritate it.
Yes.
You know what I'm saying?
And if you make it worse, then it's just ice cream town for me.
And i have to watch you just chow on some cream and enjoy it.
Hmm, I don't know.
I like chocolate.
This is what you're doing?
I'm doing chocolate.
Like you know anything!
Two ice creams. But I do want to make sure that they're the same amount.
That's roughly the same, right?
Yep, that's pretty heaping spoonfulls of ice cream.
Here we go.
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Mmm.
It's cold, how spicy could it be?
That's some hot strawberries!
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Ha ha ha ha!
That's some hot strawberries!
Tell me all about it.
It's totally undetectable.
I don't see it, at all.
It's undetectable with the eyes, but.
I was right, they wouldn't do chocolate tw...t.t.t... two times in a row.
I'm going to live.
I'm going to live to fight another day.
I'm going to live to fight in the bonus round.
Can I finish this one first?
Here we have the spice dice, which we will roll.
The first die that lands determines which hot sauce we have to consume.
The second die determines the number of drops we have to place on the cracker.
Which we have to eat in it's entirety.
We have starting with the least hot:
Lawyers breath
Chili Willy
Retching ripper
I'm not in the market for that procedure.
How about sphincter shrinker?
I'm not in the market for that one either.
Satan's blood
And flash bang
It looks like a grenade!
Yes. Okay, Link. You want to do the honours? Go first?
I'm going for the lawyer...go one!
Oops! There you go!
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Okay. Roll it.
Ho!
Four!
That's Sphincter Shrinker.
Sphincter Shrinkler!
How many drops for link?
Man, it's a cool looking bottle!
Five! Five drops of the sphincter shrinker! Do it, Link!
Step right up and get your XXX hot sauce!
Dang, man, let me open the cap.
It's just wide open.
Whoo! It's got a good, like a cumin.
Whoa, that's a, curryish.
Curryish.
It's curryish, Link.
Alright. Five drops, huh?
One
Two
Ho ho...
No, they're big. Why the drops gotta be so plump?
Three
Four
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four, four brother
ugh
that's a healthy amount!
Now I'll let that soak in while you roll your die.
Your sphincter could get shrunk too!
Yeah, you might want to guard your cracker.
I don't want to get dice in your hot sauce.
Ah! Ha ha ha ha! Yes! You got the Flash bang!
Alright, get another one of those.
Six. Six it up.
sighs
Three seems low, man.
Three? Of the hottest one?
Pop the grenade cap.
Now, it's interesting because there's kind of an equation happening here, right?
Whoa, did you see what just happened?
Whoa!
Ugh!
It's like a vial, man!
Hold that up to the light.
Oh my goodness, that looks potent.
Ugh.
So, the questions is.
Is three of the flash bang, gonna blow my sphincter out of the water.
Uh, yes. With out doubt!
Alright.
Three drops.
Plop it, don't drop it.
sizzle sound
Whoa!
Ahhhhh!
I expected it to smoke when it hits, but it doesn't.
Ahhh!
sizzle sound
Whoa, that was a big one!
Go for gusto, Rhett.
sizzle sound
Oh! I feel like for our tolerance level, like we're probably going to have a similar experience.
This is next level here, man.
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I'm telling ya, I know that.
You've eaten a whole pepper, this is nothing!
This is so concentrated, man! This is spicier than Satan's blood!
Because Satan's blood is right there.
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Alright, let's not delay this.
I'm so nervous!
My sphincter is very taught.
-You ready? You want to dink it? -I don't want to dink it.
Let's dink it.
C'mon.
Alright, here we go.
chewing
Mmmm, it's just hit me
muffled painful noise
Ohhh.
laughter
Ahhhhhh
I think yours is worse than mine.
Ah! Oh!
panting
A little went in my!
Yep
Ahhhh!
Would it help you to know that I think I'm doing okay?
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You're doing okay?!
I think I'm doing okay.
I told you it wasn't anywhere close to it.
Mm.
No...Nothing is....nothing makes it better
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yeah, do that.
Yeah!!!
I'm going to absorb it.
ABSORB!
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Absorb what?
THE PAIN!
grunting
Don't pull a muscle now.
panting
You're doing good, Rhett. I'm proud of you.
Just give me a, give me a strong fist bump.
Like, push it. No.
Just push against it.
Uuuuugh!
Okay.
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panting
-I mean, my mouth is hot but... -Mine is too!
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But I just have a feeling that, uh, this flash bang really brought something that the sphincter didn't.
You alright?
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Is it subsiding?
It just went from an 11 to a 10.
You're crying.
I'm not crying.
Your left eye is crying.
No, no. I'm absorbing the pain.
It's leaking out of your left eye.
Okay. I think I'm going to be okay. I feel like the worst has passed.
Your left eye is entirely blood shot.
Really?
Yeah.
You need, you need something?
I don't...I don't even... I don't need no TP!
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