You are not imagining this, this is not a dream - after many months, Dumbest Tweets
has returned.
I thought it was over, I really did.
It was getting harder and harder to find some really dumb tweets on twitter - somehow I
had exhausted the supply - but you guys kept requesting that I continue so the other day,
I thought Id have a look - amazingly, Its been so long since the last video that there
are now fresh dumb tweets.
Its like leaving a farm for a while to come back and find new crops to harvest.
Weird reference - my name is Danny Burke and yes, this really is the Top 10 Dumbest Tweets
- Part 48.
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Starting off at number 10 were saying -Statistics show that teenage pregnancy drops significantly
after the age of 20- … really?
Does it?
Thats fascinating.
You mean to tell me, that there arent many cases of teenage pregnancy in people aged
20 or older.
What about a 62 year old teenager?
What about about a 39 year old teenager?
Are you telling me they arent even teenagers?
This is ground breaking.
Come to think of it, I have never heard of a teenager older than 20 whos got pregnant,
maybe leave your theories on that in the comments section ....
Next up at number 9 -They should move that deer crossing down on route 11.
Its a terrible place for them to cross- … amazing, I love this one so much.
This person thinks that when they see a deer crossing sign, thats where deers have agreed
to cross the road - like the deers even put the sign up themself to be like hey, this
is where we cross busy roads so slow down OK?
No.
They obviously put the sign there because that just where deers happen to cross the
most … do you think moving the sign down the road is going to make those deer cross
there instead?
I just, I love this one.
I want it framed and on my wall - little Christmas gift idea if any of you are stuck for what
to get me …
Moving on to number 8 were asking -Yall ever wonder if were going to run out of gravity?-
… Ive heard of shortages before, they say were running out of oil, they say the bees
are going extinct, sometimes there are water shortages if it gets really hot - but gravity?
Ive never thought, oh dear, Im a little bit short on gravity today - I must go and get
some more gravity later or Ill, um, float off into space?
Id hate to worry about gravity running out like this person, as if we don't already have
enough things to worry about in this day and age, this person is also living life with
the fear that gravity will just run out one day.
I wonder if they try and conserve their gravity - only use a little bit here and there, and
only if they need to … what am I actually talking about.
Next up at number 7 nowe we are asking - Why don't homeless people just buy houses- … genius.
There you go.
Theyve just solved the housing crisis … with something like this one, I almost I hope its
not real, yknow?
That would give me some faith in humanity.
I don't want to believe that there are people out there who think that that a homeless person
can have a home if they just get up and go and get one … unfortunately, it seems like
there are people out there who think like that - and I have to accept that.
Moving on to number 6 and we have a space one - theres always a space one isnt there.
It reads -I fucking love pluto.
I don't care that it is a moon or a dwarf star.
I will always remember it as the planet named after mickey mouses dog.- … OK, so I admire
their passion for Pluto, I respect that, its small, its the furthest planet from the Sun
and it got downgraded from being an actual planet - its a tough life for Pluto - but
Ill tell you one thing, it wasnt named after Pluto the dog aka Mickey Mouses dog.
It was definitely the other way round.
If were talking about Pluto - I have a much deeper topic of discussion, how come Pluto
is an actual dog, right?
He's an actual dog on all fours - and yet one of Mickeys best friends is Goofy, also
a dog, but one who wears clothes and walks on two legs, whats that all about?
Something weirds going on - Ive been distracted havent I ....
Next up at number 5 -Egyptians speak hieroglyphics.
Duh- … oh, well thats new.
I always thought people in Egypt mostly spoke Arabic but no - they speak Heiroglyphics,
the writing system used in Ancient Egypt.
Yeah, people in Egypt walk up to each other and literally say - bird, eye, river, eye,
eye, squiggly line … that actually sounds quite fun.
One day I might do a whole video where I just speak in hieroglyphics, try and go for the
record for most subscribers lost during one video …
At number 4 now were asking -Is pepperoni a meat or a vegetable?- … sigh.
Weve reached a sad point as a society if people don't know that pepperoni is a meat.
I don't know what world this person is living in - I would be so freaked out if I was driving
past a farm and just saw thousands of pepperoni sausages sticking out of the ground ready
for the farmer to harvest - and theres like little slices hanging from the trees.
Im sure some people love the sound of that but yeah, weve gotta get something straight
here - if you have pepperoni pizza, that is not one of your vegetables for the day.
Im no expert nutritionist but Im pretty sure about this one …
Next up at number 3 did you know -A kid born in 2010 is now 18 years.
Let that sink in- … if youre instantly confused about how this person has come to this conclusion,
theyve helpfully provided their workings, they continue -I never thought I would need
to explain a basic math but since we here.
Kid born in 2010, now is 2018, so you hadd the 10 to 8 = 18.
Simple math.
So the kid is 18 years in 2018, simple- … this might be the first time Ive seen an explanation
that actually confuses me even more, I literally feel dumber for even reading it.
Of course, there is a year that people born in 2010 will turn 18, but that year is 2028.
If youre watching this in 2028, then this tweet is actually true - Id also like to take
this opportunity to apologise on behalf of the past, Im sorry we let you down, not all
of us were this dumb back in 2018, so yeah, sorry.
I also hope the future is nice.
Whats the er, whats the weather like?
I don't know …
Moving on to number 2 were asking -Can planets be gay- …. Amazing.
This is the question that all astronomers are trying to answer.
And you know what - sure, planets can be gay.
Planets can be straight.
Planets can have any sexual oriantation they want or even none at all.
What do you think Mars is?
Or Nepture?
Or Mercury?
If youre wondering why NASA hasnt sent astronauts back to the moon since the 70s, its because
theyre working on this question.
Stay tuned for the answer.
And finally at number 1 were talking twins.
-If a pregnant woman gives birth to two babies, if one comes out at 11:58pm 31st of December
2017 and the other comes out at 12:03 1st of January 2018 … are they still twins?-
… short answer, yes.
Long answer, yes.
I think this one comes from people thinking twins have to share the same birthday - obviously,
a lot of them do - theyre usually born within minutes or sometimes hours of each other … but
sometimes, yeah, they can be born on two different days.
This person has actually gone one step further and made it so that theyre born in two different
years, yeah, theyre still twins.
Babies don't care about our date system, OK, the calendar isnt built in to the universe
- we created it.
Babies don't care about the calendar.
Of all the sentences I thought I would end this video on - I did not expect that.
But the end of the video has been reached - that was part 48, its been a long time coming.
Even though this series has been away for a while we are still technically on the road
to 50.
If you want that to continue put hashtag road to 50 in the comments and hashtag part 49,
if I see enough people want more dumbest tweets then I will do
the next part
very soon - until then, thanks for watching as always guys, my name is Danny Burke and
Ill see you all in the next video!