Glitchy Boi and SMG4 intro from 1969 (Happy New Year Bois!)
A bootyful night in Mushroom Kingdom
Too many people
Wario: Alright, here we go!
(stealing food)
Bob: LoOk At ThE pReTtY cOlOuRs I'm gOiNg bLind, ShIt! HoLd Up I gOtTa Go GrAb AnOtHeR dRiNk.
HeY, cAn U mInD tHiS fOr mE fOr A sEcOnD?
THIS BOMB IS ON FIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE
SMG4: POW! HAHA! POW! Look at the pretty colors!
Mario: Hello! Ho ho ho! 'Scuse-a me everybody!
Mario: *gibberish* Oh yeah! Yippee! *more gibberish* Okie Dokie! Haha!
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah... :D (O rly?)
Everyone: *laughing*
SMG4: *laughing*
You serious?
Mario: Why are you so mean to me? :( (R.I.P Mario 1985-2017)
Meggy feeling respect for Mario (1 Like = 1 Spaghetti)
Meggy: *gibberish*
Luigi: Ohhhh...
Ohohahahahaha. gochie-gochie. (Luigi not noticing his past self right behind him.)
Bowser: *slow gibberish*
Yoshi: Yoooooooshiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...
Peach: GUYS SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!
*gibberish*
Bell: FUUUUUUUUUUUCKIIIIIIIING RIIIIIIIING RIIIIIIIING RIIIIIIIING!!!!!!!!! [Superrr Slowwwww] (KABOOM TEH FIREWORKZ)
Mario: *grunt* *gibberish* Here we GOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Woah! Sketchers!
A headband!
Butt slapping?
It's-a Mario time!
le looke
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HIS WEIGHT IS OVER 9000!
Well shit...
UGH X 69
YEEEEEH! YEEEE- OOF!
Wii Fit Trainer: Let's get a good stretch!
Mario: Ugh! Uh! I'm the winner!
*ded*
This Is fricken lit
YEAH!
*Intense panting and growling* (my mood rn)
mood
how is that exercising ur like warming up ur car lmfao
Haha!
Mama mia... Oooh hooo hoo! Haha! (his haha sounds like mikey mouse)
I got it!
HEREEE WE GOOOOO!!! (mmmmmmmmmmmmmm)
Yahoo!
Yeah! Hahaha!
*ded* (R.I.P Food 2018-2018)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
How much did you lose?
we may never know
Yay you lose a pound
Mera The Italian: Oh yeah! Wahoo! *gibberish*
Nom nom nom nom
weight gained mario u stupid
Mario number one! (For fattest man yeah)
Let's-a go!
Bowser: *gibberish*
Hey, Son! I see you're watching one of your hentai!
Jr: Uhhh... this is a Let's Play...
Bowser: Then what the heck is hentai?
POOR TABLE
*gibberish*
[Best Dabber Of The Year]
[more gibberish]
Jr: *gibberish*
NAO!
Bowser: *even more gibberish*
*even more gibberish*
[Mr Pandora: This is a call of duty disc, and I'm also pretty sure Nintendo Xboxes don't exist.]
Jr: Oh my fucking god...
ooh this seems interesting from turtles playing as casual humans
*even MOOOORE gibberish*
Jr: *gibberish*
R.I.P BOWSER-69-420
Bowser: *gibberish*
Jr: You are DED. Not big surprise.
Bowser: *more gibberish*
BANG
Jr: Huh. That was easy.
*gibberish*
Bowser: No, you big piece of shit!
[Mr Pandora: Bowser, why are your eyes facing at the TV?]
THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!
Jr: *laughing gibberish*
Bowser: YES!
R.I.PEE PEE
Koopa Thingy: YEAAAAHHH HAHA!
I'M THE BEST PLAYER ALIVE, MUTHAFUCKAH! [Mr Pandora: No, your not.]
Fuck you! [Flip the bird 1: The awakening.]
Fuck this game!
Never playing this shit again!
Fuck you! [Flip the bird 2: The rising.]
ROLL THE NEXT CLIP! SCREW BOWSER!!
Luigi: *gibberish*
Oh yeah!
*Boo*
Wah!
Here comes the ghost [Mr Pandora: He's comin for that booty]
Ghost jumps for some reason [Mr Pandora: Cant you fly anyways?]
Luigi is panicking already
Luigi: *panicked gibberish*
*retard panicking*
Boo: Dafuq?
Luigi: Hooooo! Ah!
Haaaaa!
Nothinnothinnothinnothin! This is NOTHING!
Boo: *gibberish*
Luigi: My dick's fallen off!
Boo: WHAT?!
(luigi.exe Is ded)
*gibberish*
Lugi: NOI'VEHADIT!!!
IDONTHAVEADICKANYMORE!!!
IFONEMOREF**KINGWOOLYMAMMOTHPICKSMEUP
fmksdfpjodlfnzofSNgspoglhdfn diofpndgnafboguntoeiughfnfpretngoginpfgongndgndiofgnsdfignsdofingdnfgnfgnergorgnofignijdfinjgnijdgndfigndf
*death*
yeah you better back up
Hmm?
Ohhhhh...
Yeah! Yoohoo! I'm-a Luigi! Number one!
Imporisbble Resolution!!!
Wario: Ohhh no! Waaah!
Uhhhh...
Ahhhhh!
EXCELLENT!
(Well a chocolate chip coin in England is apparently around 6 euros so he technically just donated 7.6 US dollars)
Dafaq?
Wario: AHAHHAHAHAH! YEAH!
Aw fuck...
Waaaaa!
Wario Cartman: I'M DOING THE BEST I CAN!
*crying like a bitch*
Take 69
Hahahahaha!
*flashback*
YOLOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Waluigi: DOWN, MOTHAFUCKER! GET THE FUCK DOWN! GET DOWN, ALL OF YA!
Wario: *gibberish*
Here we go!
Swigety Swooty, I'm comin' for that booty! [Mr Pandora: Um, i have no words.]
OHHH YEAH!
*gibberish*
Banker: Ohhhhhhhhhh!
Wario: Ohhhhhhhhh, yeaaaaaaaah!
Banker: Sir, please let go of the bill!
Wario: I don't need it...I don't need it...
oof
Banker: Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaank Yoooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! :D
WatchMojo: Top 10 saddest moments in anime (lik dis if u cri evri tim ;-;)
Ha ha ha! Yeah-ha!
Banker: Oh Christ........................................................
*cricket noises*
SMG4: Ffffffffff--
ᶠᵘᶜᵏ
James Toadsworth Confirmed?
Toadsworth: Clear!
Peach: *gibberish*
!!!
Frankie: Da dah dah de dah Da dah dah de dah Da dah dah de dah
Toadsworth: Oh shit!!
launches darts
You seriously tranquilled that poor boy. How rude! (Oks: Dude, don't protect Frankie)
Disposal of body in the trash. How nice. (Oks: Tsk tsk)
Peach: *gibberish*
Toadsworth: HOLY SHIT! BA BA BA BA
Peach: WHAT THE HELL?!?!
Toadsworth: Uhhh, your WELCOME!
*gibberish*
Peach: Uh, excuse me, but...
Toadsworth: GET THE FUCK DOWN!
*gibberish*
Peach: *gibberish*
OH NO PHYSICAL TOUCH!
Toadsworth: *le gasp*
HI HO HI HO HE BOUT TO RAPE HEERRRRR
o_o
KILL EM! Kill em!
peach not amused
Bowser: *gibberish*
Peach: *gibberish*
ʷᵒʳᵏʷᵒʳᵏʷᵒʳᵏʷᵒʳᵏʷᵒʳᵏ
E. Gadd: *gibberish*
*more gibberish*
Toad: Haha!
Mario: Hmm?
Peach: Ohh! Toadsworth: Ohoho!
Luigi: Ohohahaha!
Wahhh!
E. Gadd: *gibberish*
*more gibberish*
ew
OMG THAT SOUND EFFECT IS MAKING MY EARS BLEED MAKE IT STOP
*even more gibberish*
M-4R10: *robot gibberish*
Peach: *gibberish*
*more robot gibberish*
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Luigi: *gibberish*
*Le Peek*
Ohohahahaha!
Go Weegee!
Waaaa!
Ohhhh...
Oh no!
Mario: *singing*
Hmm?
E. Gadd: *gibberish*
Mario: Oh boy! That makes me s-
M-4R10: JUST KIDDING, BITCH!
E. Gadd: *more gibberish*
Mario: Woah! *gibberish*
Meggy: *gibberish*
Mario: Oh no! *more gibberish*
Wa-ha! Ohhhhhh yeaaaaaaaaaaah!
Silence
Meggy: *squid sound*
Mario: It's-a Mario time!
Oh yeah!
Hey! Are you ready to Mario-cise?
Meggy: Yes!
Bruh
squid cant cook idiot
Mario: Noo! Mama mia! Here we go!
Yah HOOO!!
*echoed gibberish accompanied by saw noises*
*Merio's hand is ded*
Cooking Mama Music
OH NO! WET TOWEL NOW!!!
Meggy: *gibberish*
Mario: *singing*
RIP MARIO
Oh boy! THAT'S-A SPICY!
*more singing* *alarm beeping*
Hmm?
AHHH THE MEATLOAF!!!
WAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Black lines for teh dramatic effect
Meggy: *gibberish*
Dramatic fork throw
10 / 10 Throwing!
Mario: Woah!
Thank you so much!
Waha!
Annnd you broke it.
Those were nice watermelons :(
Congratulations!
You play so well!
Haha!
OMG KILL IT WITH FIRE! TOO DISGUTING!!
Meggy: *gibberish*
Mario: Wahoo! Yahoo! Wahoo! Yeaaaaaaaaaah!
Meggy: *gibberish*
Mario: HELL YEAH!
THE BEST AROUND!!!!
Captions by Oks, xTeal, Fire Latios, PaperyFox12, EmeraldEthan and Doge shibie.
happy early bday to me
',:)