Steve: I'm just saying I find it crazy how you say that
ghosts aren't real!
Alex: Heh, heh.
Yeah, and I'm just saying
that I've never seen something that can't be explained by, like:
"That was just the wind." or "Someone must've moved that there!
Steve: Pssht. Okay. I think you're just too scared to admit it.
*door slams*
Steve: Doesn't believe in ghosts.
"Ooh, look at me! My name's Alex and I'm too big and brave!"
TV: Welcome to, uh, Potion Events!
You wanna come get a potion and, uh, not be visible?
We got invisible potions, can't be seen! Look...
(Background chatter) Steve: (Gasp) What?
(Background chatter) Ohhh, don't believe in ghosts, do you, Alex?
We'll see about THAT.
Ahahahahaha!
Steve: Psst...
*yeet*
Alex: Oh, I thought I just put all these away...?
Oh well, no biggy.
Alex: Huh, we should really get that light fixed.
Alex: Huh... Guess we... redecorated.
Alex: Uh-huh... I guess he was warm?
Alex: Huh?! I must have caught it so quickly, it didn't have time to fall! Eh, yes... That... Heh...
Steve: Aw, come on!
Nothing I'm doing is working!
I need to think of something SO scary,
that the only possible thing it could be
IS a ghost!
Steve: So, to set the mood, I need thunder!
But not JUST thunder... LIGHTNING!
Steve: And now, for some creaking on the roof. You think you could do that?
Skeleton: (Creak)
Steve: And you, you need to bang on the door as hard as you can. Got it?
Baby Zombie: (Growl)
Steve: And now...
We wait to strike.
Steve: Creeeeeeeeaaaak...
Skeleton: (Creak)
Alex: Huh?
(Banging)
Alex: Uh... Uh... Who's there?!
(Intense creaking and banging)
Steve: Aaaaalleeeeexx...
Aaaaaaaaallleeeeex!
(More intense creaking and banging)
Steve: Ooooooohh!
Alex: Hey, Steve.
Steve: Oooooohhh! Who is this "Ste--"?
Alex: You know I can see you, right?
Steve: Ugh, I'm sorry, Alex.
I just thought that if I scared you enough, you would believe that ghosts are real.
Alex: Well, there is nothing you could do that would possibly change my mind-
Ooooooohhhhh...
Steve: Well, that's not me doing that, because I'm right here.
Ooooooohhhh!
Both: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
Villager: Ahem... Does anybody have a cup of sugar? We've run out, and I'm making a ca- Awww, they're gone.
Steve: Alex, are you in here? Helloooooo?
Huh, guess she's not in.
Huh, well, this looks strangely familiar...
*Gasp!*
Steve: It was just a PRAAAAAAAAAAAANK!
Steve: Oh, Oh, Oh! It's the map of where we live!
Ehem, *sniff* I mean, uh... I'm sure she wouldn't notice if I borrowed this for a while.
And by a while, I mean uh... Forever. :)
0o0
Hmm... I wonder what this could be used for?
Alex: HEY!
Steve: WHA-JEEZ-DA! (Deep Breath) Don't scare me like that!
Alex: Yeah, being scared isn't very nice, is it? Hint hint...
So, um... what'cha workin' on?
Steve: Oh, hehe... oh, you know, just... regular old Steve stuff! Hehe... Heh...
Alex: Well, since you're not busy, why don't you help me make a cake?
Steve: Uh, yeah! Sure. What do you need?
Alex: Hmm... It says "Three parts wheat..."
Which I think I saw a field of it just over that hill!
Steve: Uhh... Are you sure it's THAT hill, and not THIS one instead?
Alex: Huh?
Steve: Pshh, Why travel all that way, when I just happen to have some already?
Alex: Oh, Perfect! Okay, so, now for... Ah! Two parts sugar.
Steve: Uhhh... does it say anything about "three"?
Alex:The book is very specific on it being only TWO parts sugar.
Steve: *gulp*
Steve: ALEX I HAVE YOUR SUGAR AND YOUR SUGAR FOR YOU, AND YOUR SUGAR RIGHT HERE!!
I'M PUTTING IT RIGHT HERE, ALEX, RIGHT HERE! WHAT NEXT, WHA'S NEXT, WH'Z N'XT?!
Alex: Ahahahaha, calm down there, kiddo!
Next up is an egg--
Steve: ONE PERFECT EGG COMING RIGHT UP!
Chicken: *bAwk*
Steve: Dee dee... A little bit of THIS, and a little bit of T H I S, gives me one of THEEESE!!
DONE!! Now, what, Alex? Now what? Now what? Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tELL ME.
Alex: Aaand lastly, 3 buckets of milk!
Steve: Ah'kay, that's three deLICIOUS buckets of milk coming RIGHT UP!
*whack, whack*
Steve: *pained* Yyyep...
*whack*
Three very hard buckets of milk as rEqUEsTed...
Alex: Aaaaaaand that's it!
We've got everything we need to make the perfect cake!
I'll put all of this together and shout for you when it's ready.
Steve: Ahh... I'm such a good friend to her.
Maybe I should give myself a little reward for being so nice...
Maybe it should be, uhhh... oh, I dunno... a bunch'a diamonds!
Creeper: Tsss...
Steve: Wuh-oh.
Alex: Hmmm... I'll just leave this here to cool down for a while.
Steve: WaaaaAaAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAhH!
AAAAAAA-- *bOOM*
Steve: oooooh, no.
Alex: Eh?
OwO
Hmm.
Steve! Have you seen my map? I can't find it anywhere...
wHoa.
Steve: Ohhh, hey, Alex!
Didn't see you from all the way down there.
Soooo, uh... remember a few weeks ago when I maybe... sorta... lost unfairly at a building contest?
Alex: You mean when you CHEATED?
Steve: Yeah, well if you could... best to just forget about it wELL!
Let me show you the new - and improved - House of Steve!
Alex: Ehh...
Is "improved" the word to use for a house made out of nothing but wood?
Steve: AHA! But YOU know it's a house, so I'm onto winner here!
But don't let looks deceive you, Alex. You haven't even seen the inside yet!
Let me show you. It's got a: *gaAaaAASp*
kitchen, a bathroom,
a bedroom, a balcony,
a cloakroom, a pantry,
a landing(?) and library!
An office, a toilet,
a conservatory, an attic,
a dining room, fireplace, shower AND--
Alex: Wait, w-w-w-wait, wait. What did you just say?
Steve: Oooh! I see. Realizing how much better MY house is than yours,
you stopped me before I could finish as to not rub it in.
Pshht! So transparent.
Oh, and if you were paying attention? It was a SHOWER, Alex.
C'mon. Keep up.
Alex: Uh huh, sure. But before that, did you say "fireplace"?
Steve: Uh huh, Alex, okay. I think I know what I said.
Alex: Okay. Okay, so, to be clear: you built a fireplace.
Steve: Uh huh.
Alex: In a house...
Steve: Uh huh...
Alex: Made of wood?
Steve: ...
...Yes!
HONESTLY, Alex, I don't get what's so hard to understand about building a little fireplace...
...in my little house...
...made of woooOOouUUhduuuh.
Oooh, I get it now.
*le fire*
Steve: EAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!
CATCH ME!! CATCH ME, CATCH ME, CATCH ME!!!
Alex: Don't worry, Steve! I've got--
Steve: UNH!!
Alex: Oh...
Steve: UuUgh...
It's so sad to... *sniff* see something you worked SO HARD on go up in flames...
Alex: I'm sorry to hear that, Steve...
How long DID you spend on it?
Steve: Like, a whole... *gaAusp*...*sniff*...
Thirty seconds...
*u wOT m8*
Alex: You stole my map, didn't you?
Steve: I may have stolen your map, yes.
Steve: Oh, Alex!
I've got a present for you!
Alex: *gASP!*
Oh, Steve, you shouldn't have!
What it it?
Steve: It's a seasonal gift. Typically wrapped in paper with a bow on top.
But that's not important right now.
Well, go on! Open it and find out!
*hALLeluJaH*
Steve: It's me.
I'm the gift.
Alex: Aww!
Such a cute kitty!
Cat: bOrk
*what the actual heck is this nightmare fuel i'll never look at cats the same way again why is it looking at me like that oh gosh*
Alex: Oh, Steve! It's so wonderful to see our village covered in all this snow!
Steve: Look! Even the villagers are making the most of it!
*both villagers laughing*
*oof*
*laughing*
*uNH*
*laughing*
*UUUUNH*
Steve: Awwwww, that looks like fun.
Alex: UuUUH?
Steve: What the...?
Steve: Whoa! Alex: Uuh!
Both: WooOOAH!
Steve: What's happening??
Alex: There! Up in the sky!
Is that...
...YOU?!
Steve: Huh? That's weird.
Alex: Hm?
Steve: It's almost like... they MOVED.
Alex: "Moved"? As in, like, they're alive? Ha!
Next you'll be saying, like,
"Ooooh! We're in a snow globe, too! Whoooo!"
Ha, ha!
Steve: *gasp!*
Alex! You don't think that--
Alex: No, Steve. Of course we're not. Don't be ridiculous.
Steve: I'm telling you, they spoke!!
Alex: Wait, you don't think this torch is their sun, do you?
Steve: Turn it off and find out.
*click*
*cricket noises*
Small Steve: Hey! Who turned out the lights?
Steve/Alex: AAAAAAAAAAUGH!!!
Steve: They're screaming, they're screaming! E-deugh! I'M screaming!
What do we do, wHAT DO WE DO?!
Alex: STEVE! Calm down!
The key is not to panic.
Uh, you don't think there's somebody controlling us, heh... do you?
Iiiii take it back. Now's the perfect time to panic.
Both: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!
BlueMonkey: Oooooh, if only they knew! Heheh.
Alien:
Villager: AAAAAAAAAAAH!
Alex: *snores adorably*
Steve: *whispering* Psst. Alex.
Alex...
Hey!
*normal voice tone* Alex.
Alex.
*a bit louder* Alex!
*inhaLE...*
*screaming* AAAAALEEEEEEXX!!!
Alex: Whe, wha....?
Steve: Oh, good, you're awake!
Okay, so uh, I found something super duper cool I wanna show you.
But, y'know, whenever you're ready! I'll be out here waiting.
Alex: *yawn* Okaaay...
Steve: Anytime! No rush!
Alex: I said I GOT IT.
Steve: ...you ready?
Alex: RRRRGH!! THAT'S IT!!
Unh!
Oww...
What the...?
Steve: *clears throat* Looking for someone?
Alex: How did you--?
Steve: "--get all the way over here?" Heh.
Alex, let me introduce you to the Ender Pearl!
With this, I can throw it as far as I want, and...
*poof*
...BWOOSH!
I'm there.
Alex: Oooooh!
Steve: Hand-sized teleportation. How cool is that?
Alex: Oh, oh, oh! Can I have a go?
Steve: *scoffs* And let you BREAK it? Okay, Alex, like that's gonna ha--
*whispering* Tsss! Ohhh, it cracked...
Alex: *obviously blind* What was that...?
Steve: What was it...? OH! *stammering* Nothing!
Nothing. Look! See?
Everything's compLETELY fine,
and definitely... not cracked. Heh, heh! See?
Look!
*poof*
Alex: *snickers*
Steve: ...Okay. Before you say anything...
Alex: Pffft... hee... phf.
Steve: I need to make clear that I PLANNED THIS!!
Alex: *inhaaaale...*
AHAHAHA!...
Steve: This is all part of the... *poof* plan... *Alex laughing in the background*
That I made, *poof* tha-- that is going *poof* perfectly *poof* to plan.
Alex: *dying* Steve: It's not-- it's not dumb!
Steve: It's-- it's all really *poof* smart, and if you don't get it--
Alex: Hey, Steve! Have you done something with your hair? You look different! *continues laughing*
Steve: Oh-ho my gosh, Alex, you're so funny. No. Go on. *poof*
I can't wait to see what you come up with next.
Alex: Stee-heeve! Watch out for the chicken-- Steve: *intense poofing*
*bAWK*
*confusion*
Alex: *inHaLEEEE*
Sticken(haha): DON'T YOU DARE.
*Alex died laughing. Score: 147*
Sticken: This really cracks you up, doesn't it?
*ding dong*
Villager: Hello!
Uh, don't want to be a bother,
But there's a funny looking bird flying around, and... we don't know what to do! :(
Alex: "Funny looking"?
Steve: Whoosh! Whishh!
Villager: Aaah! Here it comes!
Steve: Hi there.
Villager: Aaah! The bird! It talks!!
Alex: Sooo... mind telling me what THOSE are?
Steve: Oooh, you mean the, uh...
Eh-- eh- ehlllli-turr... what?
El-two-- ugh. Why did they have to pick a hard name for it?
Okay. You know what? They're wings. That's what we're going with. Wings.
Alex: Why do you have them?
Steve: ExCUSE me? Did you SEE what I just DID?
I can fly anywhere I want! As far as the eye can see.
Waaaaaah! Just talking about it makes me want to do it again!!
Steve: *gaAaAAaAsP*
*intense climbing noises*
Alex: You're going... all the way... to the top of that thing...?
Steve: Yeah. What's the big deal-- oooooh.
That's right.
You're scared of heights, aren't you?
Alex: I wouldn't say "scared", heheh... More like, um...
Rationally TERRIFIED?!
Steve: Ha! What's there to be worried about?
Alex: How about the fact if it goes wrong you can be SQUISHED in an INSTANT?!
Steve: "Goes wrong"? A-heh. Okay. And when has that ever happened before?
Steve: I'll take your silence as "never".
*resumes intense climbing*
Alex: Uuuugh. Since I seem to be the only sensible one here,
I'm going to build a little pool of water so you can land safely.
Steve: Yeah yeah yeah, yada yada yada. You do you, Alex.
Oh hey, look! Flies!
Villager: Hello, Alex!
Alex: Oh! Hey.
Villager: Would you like some cheese? I must warn you: it tastes pretty weird.
Alex: You... You know that's sponge, right?
Villager: nOm
Steve: Huhh... Okay. Wow. I need to really start working out more.
Oww... got a stitch! Agh!
Okay it's gone.
Whooo!!
Alex! Alex, look at me go!!
Alex: Aaaand done!
*sigh* My perfect little pond!
Complete with flowers!
Villager: nOM
Alex: *frustrated*
Would you stop that?
Steve: YEEAAAAAAAAAAHH!!
THIS IS GOING REALLY WELL SO FAR!
*nyoom*
Steve: AAAAAHH! NOW IT'S NOT!! *intense spittiNg*
Villager: Aaah! I'm so full. Well, I don't need this anymore!
how dare
sLurp
Alex: ...Wuh-oh.
Alex: Steve! PULL UP!!
Steve: AAAAAAAAAAAAHH-- OOF!!
ooOoOWwwch...
Villager: Whoa-ho! That cheese is thirsty!
Steve: Reeeeal great job on building that hole, by the way.
Maybe next time, filling it with water would've been the smart thing to do.
Alex: *le slap*
Steve: EEEEEEEEYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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