My name is ben sobel.
Lione.
Ben sobelione.
I'm also known as, uh,
Benny the groin, sammy the schnoz,
Uh, elmer the fudd,
Tubby the tuba,
And once as miss phyllis levine,
But that was at a party. It was years ago.
I smoked a titubet, and I had a guacalude
And suddenly I'm in fishnets and singin' show tunes.
These things happen, but it has nothing to do
With what I'm here with you fine gentlemen today.
So I apologize.
That being said,
I am also known to the people who know me the best
As the fuckin' doctor.