(serene music)
(door creaks)
- Sorry I'm late.
(door shuts)
- Don't worry. We're slow.
I've already wiped down this counter, like, six times.
- [Off Camera] You look upset.
Why are you upset?
Oh, how was your date last night?
It was a yellow match, right?
- Yes.
(sighs)
It was terrible.
I think my chip is defective.
- [Off Camera] Looks okay.
(sighs)
- You're so lucky you found an orange so young.
That's a good happiness compatibility match.
- It's comfortable.
Chris is a great guy and at this point,
I can't imagine being with anyone else
and then in a couple weeks,
once we're married and get our chips removed,
I won't have to.
- Did you see about the pope?
- No, what happened? Did he die?
- No. No, no, no, no.
He's officiating the wedding.
- [Off Camera] Catherine? - Mm hmm.
- This freaking wedding. What'd he say about it?
- That because the church sponsored
the implantation process,
God would want them to get married there.
- Well, it's the first green match.
Everyone's excited about it.
- But can you imagine finding the one person
on the whole planet that you're a perfect match for?
- Well, what if you're still not
all that happy with that person?
What does that mean about you?
I'm good with my orange.
- They were at the White House last weekend
and word is Elon Musk is going to send them to the moon.
- Why?
- Why not?
Meanwhile, I am sifting through yellows.
You know, sometimes I linger
when I clean the tables by the windows
just hoping that someone walking down the sidewalk
will come by my 50-foot radius and light me up orange.
- Hey, maybe you just need to go on
one of these traveling match-making cruises!
I mean, who knows?
Maybe your orange match is just
shaking up drinks on a beach in Mexico
and you just need to get close enough to find out.
- I would literally die if I found an orange.
Literally dead.
- I'm gonna go...
check on the plants.
(sighs)
- Oops.
(door creaks)
(footsteps sound)
Oh my God.
Oh my God. Oh gosh.
Sorry.
Oh.
(breathes heavily)
I can't breathe.
(hums)
I'm going crazy.
This man is about to change my life.
Am I ready for this?
- Claire.
Claire.
Are you okay?
- Mm hmm.
- Okay.
Sorry to interrupt...
whatever's going on down here
but I broke the milk steamer twice yesterday.
It was really wild.
But anyway, I've lost privileges until Friday
and this guy just ordered a latte.
- I love lattes too.
- Yeah.
That's great for your job.
Can you come help?
- Mm hmm.
- Okay.
- Just give me a second.
Be right there.
- Latte for him, water for her.
- He's here. He's the one.
I don't have to settle for an orange.
I'm going to the White House and the moon
and getting married in the Vatican.
Thank you, God.
Latte?
- Yes, that's mine.
Thank you.
- Thanks.
(door opens)
(door shuts)
(upbeat music)