LIMAN: Last week on--
[GAGGING]
[CHURCH BELL]
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
[WHISTLING AND GUITAR PLAYING]
STORM: You got the song?
PAUL: Check.
You got Wand-A under control?
STORM: Check.
WAND-A: What have we here?
[ELECTRIC ZAPPING]
STORM: How's Teddy?
PAUL: Kubler-Ross stage three, bargaining.
[HEART RATE MONITOR BEEPING]
TEDDY: Oh god, Liman.
Just pull through for me, buddy.
I know your doctor says you're not supposed to eat shellfish,
but what does he know?
What do any of them know?
Ooh, shiny.
[HEART RATE MONITOR FLATLINES]
PAUL: OK, I think we can do this.
STORM: I know we can.
Is that one of Larry's old bow ties?
PAUL: Thought he'd appreciate it.
You know, tradition.
STORM: It's our show now.
PAUL: Paul and Storm button?
STORM: Got to promote the brand.
PAUL: What you said.
[SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYS]
PAUL: Panic break?
STORM: Panic break.
PAUL AND STORM: Ahhh!
COOKIE: And that's how we can improve our ratings, double
our profits, and give back to the community in the process.
Any questions?
-Sounds solid.
[INAUDIBLE]
-Useful shoes.
COOKIE: Well, I'm open to differences of opinion.
One of you must think I'm wrong or crazy or think that
you have a better idea.
Will somebody just be on fire for christ's sakes?
Meeting adjourned.
[PHONE NOISES]
-So, how does it feel to be the boss?
COOKIE: It should be great.
I got everything I wanted.
But--
-But?
COOKIE: I never thought I'd hear myself say this.
I miss
"Learning Town." -Yeah.
About that.
STORM: And action.
PAUL: I know we haven't heard from Princess Cookie in a long
time, guys.
She's been real busy studying at Princess University.
I sure do hope Mail Storm gets here soon with Princess
Cookie's postcard.
[THUNDER CLAPS]
-Ah!
Mail Storm!
WAND-A: Mail Storm!
MAIL STORM: [BEEPING TRUCK NOISE]
I'm here with the mail!
-Yay!
PAUL: A postcard from Princess Cookie!
Dear Learning Town, I hope everyone's doing great and
that Princess Wand-A's shiny new princess necklace is
keeping her safe from the evil hoodoo spirits.
WAND-A: Happy Arbor Day, Captain Asparagus!
STORM: I probably can't make it to Learning
Town for the big party.
PAUL AND STORM: Aw.
PAUL: But I took the liberty of writing a song for you guys
to sing whenever you feel lonely, scared, or sad.
TEDDY: Oh god, I'm so genuinely sad.
Acceptance.
[MUSIC - PAUL AND STORM, "GOOD ENOUGH"]
COOKIE: No.
LIMAN: Hey.
COOKIE: [GASPS]
PAUL AND STORM: Please.
PAUL: Hey!
COOKIE: Hey.
Hi, Splash.
Oh, hi.
Ah!
[TWINKLING NOISE]
[MUSIC - PAUL AND STORM, "GOOD ENOUGH"]
STORM: See you next Learning season, kids.
PAUL: And that's a Learning wrap!
[CHEERS]
COOKIE: Oh, I'm so proud of you guys.
That was amazing.
STORM: We're so glad you were here to see it.
PAUL: What changed your mind?
STORM: Was it because I tempered my child-like
innocence with the harsh realities of life?
PAUL: Oh, was it because I tempered my being a dick with
being slightly less of a dick?
COOKIE: No.
They're--
They're not renewing you guys.
-Huh?
COOKIE: You're cancelled.
[TWINKLING NOISE]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]
[SNIFFLING]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]
COOKIE: Sorry, you guys.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]
-Everyone, stop!
[GASPS]
I have something very important to tell you.
You all have to be out of here in one hour
or I'm calling security.
PAUL AND STORM: [SIGH]
COOKIE: Well, it looks like you guys retain all the rights
to the "Learning Town" name and characters.
STORM: So we could do the show somewhere else?
Like online?
PAUL: Online?
Ugh, might as well be dead.
COOKIE: Not necessarily.
If you guys can make it a hit online, I can conceivably get
it back on network.
STORM: That's going to take a lot of money.
PAUL: A lot of money.
STORM: Which we don't have.
LIMAN: [WHISPERING]
TEDDY: Plan D!
COOKIE: Hm?
LIMAN: Now let's see here.
[CA-CHING]
LIMAN: Ha, jolly good show.
Anyone got a light?
TEDDY: Allow me.
[THEME MUSIC PLAYS]