bENDA WHOO
BENDA WHA
BENDA WHYYYY
Benda.. me over..daddy, please.
MAC
Now cues the part of the video where I make random noises
Just to fill in the gaps
Of the moments when I'm trying to figure out what to say.
hUUUHHHHH
(is this a bear noise)
Welcome back to Mac reviewing shit where I decide to review the most random shit on the internet apparently
GUESS IT'S PART OF MY BRAND
It started off with a painful face mask
*screeching*
Then it went to the fushigi
*excited screeching*
aND THEN there was the grow your boyfriend
oooh
OH MY GOSH and the bLOW PENS
*duo screech*
Wow! WOW! This is my brand.
So we're going to continue this train UP my butt-
No we're not, I need a boyfriend...
But we ARE going to continue this train of 90's products
With one thing that I never really actually, truly want to-
You've all seen on TV... if.. you're not... seven..
To this day it is probably still the most confusing product I have ever seen
Advertised for children
Watching a commercial and wondering why it was a thing
While I sat there waiting for my power rangers while playing with gack all over my entire face..
Apparently I had standards?
YA'LL KNOW WHAT THIS IS..
..cuz you read the title
Ya'll know what we finna do
Some of you probably have no idea
some of you guys probably watching this like what the-
hell is happening?
What is that WORD?
Ladies and gentlemen I present to you the one and only,
BENDAROO
Commercial: Benda-WHAT?
BENDARAA
Commercial: Benda-WHOO?
BENDAREEE
Comercial: BENDAROOOS!
AH-HA-HA-HA!
Honestly, what is it?
That is right,
Today we are going to be reviewing- and playing with
mostly playing...
Do you play with this?
Some wax baby felt string thing
I still have no idea
Shape'um wrap'um stick'um just like my ass
That's right. you heard me. Apparently, I dated a noodle
Honestly- HA HA
Decorate or transform ordinary objects into incredibly fun toys
Are you sure?
With Bendaroo there's always so much to do!
Really? because I can only think of one thing
Apparently, this box includes 250 neon colored Bendaroos.
I love EDC and 250 rainbow colored Bendaroos So-
So they were thinking of me. Look at them being all nice to the gays!
All 250 of us
Build, Draw, Decorate, Transform. That is a gay agenda if I've ever seen one.
What are Bendaroos? Bendaroos are- magical wax over, super-strong string
Wow. I love science.
Bendaroos stick to walls, windows, and can decorate so many things.
Wow, this really is the gay agenda
Amazingly flexible
(Mac is subliminally asking if this is him, but we do not know either.)
*Commercial* WRAP'UM
Ok, now that we're done with the fun and joys of reading
Which is probably the most fun I'm gonna have with this.
Let's open the box
This isn't sponsored by the way, I hope you already noticed that
Do they? I don't think this company even exist anymore
*Commercial* BENDAROOS
Here we go
*Weird banshee mid-range yelling* oooOO
Oh there are so many colors
Now they're all over my floor
And it also comes with a model making fun guide
Cause nothing says fun like following directions on how to have it
*Commercial* CAN'T BREAK'UM
Is this supposed to be a monkey?
*Commercial* NO MESS
And here they are wow- wow the gays are shook
Honestly
And I am one of them.
BendarooOOOOOOOOS *Gay ass screaming for roos*
BendaWHAT
Now what? *Dumb throat voice* Hoe Hoe Hoe Hooooeee
Pew Pew Pew Peewwwww
It is I Orange Mustache
Man. Who is going to stay single forever
This smells like crayon
Mac, what colors did you get?
Thank you for asking!
Let me show you!
What is this Sesame street?
We got Orange! Another Orange!
Poo.
My soul!
Privilege!
This pussy! HAHA
*Commercial* Bend-a-roos
Now that we've added time to this video with my bullshit
let's get to what we're supposed to be doing
Building things! Bob the builder is shook?
So today we're going to make a white goose
Why not?
That doesn't sound that complicated
*Commercial* Benda-who
So the first thing you need to do is twist-
Twist 8 white Bendaroos together at one end
Bend the twisted end 90 degrees
Stop twisting about halfway down the Bendaroo
Bend the untwisted part in the opposite direction of the first bend
Is this supposed to be for kids?
Bend it 90 degrees? K? What?
Ok honestly is that it?
*Commercial* BENDA-WHAT
Looks like a white piece of shit
Was that racist?
I'm sorry
*Commercial* WRAP'UM
What the hell is ressy (?)
Can you see it?
You don't see it
Press both ends of an orange bendaroo again to submit a point
Bend the center of each loop in again to make four toes
Is this supposed to be for kids?
Why am I sitting over confused over directions for KIDS?
Can you tell I'm a millennial??
What do you meaan?
????
Now we gotta press the duck against the feet
....... (lol bitch wHAT)
Where's the duck??
This is a GOOSE
How dare they mistake a GOOSE for a DUCK??
The education of children,
Walking around here thinking GEESE are DUCKS
ohmygod
The feet are now pressed to the bottom of the GOOSE
AND THERE WE GO!
bEnDaROOS!
BENDAREEEE!!
BENDARAAAA!!
Do you see it?
This is exactly what gooses look like
quack, quack, quack
What sounds to gooses make?
HOOOOOOO
*gross*
Let's try to make our own shit
Let's do somethin'
MASTERFUL
Shookanee- shooquANEE
Commercial: There's so much you can do when you play with Bendaroos!
dICK
Commercial: Benda-what?
BENDAROOOOOOOS
Commercial: Benda-WHOO?
BENDAREEEEEEE- HA. HA. Haaa- *almost gagging noise*
Okay you see it? It's kind of a dick, it's not really a dick. IT'S NOT A DICK AT ALL YOUTUBE.
What? There's no dick on my screen... What're you talking about?? I never said "dick,"
This is children friendly, I'm playing with toys!
Commercial: MESS
Normal people.. My ex.
*Innocent smile that no one believes*
You see why we broke up
Commercial: BENDAROOS
You know what? We're not done. We're going to leave this on a POSITIVE note, just so I can get those children clicks- right?
AND THUMBNAIL APPROPRIATE CLICKS. Okay?
There's a photo on here that somebody made some ICE CREAM.
So I'm finna do that. I'm finna make this cream of ice.
Commercial: BENDAROO-
BENDAROOOOO
Commercial: Bendaroos!
This is taking FOREVER I'm getting TIRED!
*off-key singing* But we'll never be roooyyyaallss. It doesn't run in our *high pitched* BLOOOOOOOOOD
This is exactly how it goes- shut up.
Commercial: Benda-WHAT
BOOM! Honestly this took me way longer than it should have,
and I gave up on the cone, and there's no sprinkles, this is all you get.
Ice cream, momma. Lick it up. EAT IT UP.
*chewing sounds?*
Ooooohhh!
Commercial: Benda- Whoo?
BENDAROOOOOOO!
Kid friendly! *quietly* give me views!
I know what else you can lick!
*clears throat*
That was an ass joke.
ANYWAYS, Yep, that's it. My thoughts before opening this box have NOT changed.
Still don't know why this was advertised as the toy of the century.
I only did 30 minutes and now I want to throw it all away.
Did any of you guys have Bendaroos when growing up?
What did you think of it? What did you make? how long did it LAST?
Did you like it? Comment down below.
Tell me all your stories.
Are there any other 90's- or late 2000's toys you want to see me try to attempt?
Comment your suggestions below as well.
Anyways, I'm gonna go eat this. My name's Mac, this was $27,
And don't forget to like, comment, share, and subscreebay. (subscribe)
bWAAAAA
Kids, this is a friendly reminder from one of writers of the captions,
A GOOSE AND A DUCK ARE DIFFERENT ANIMALS
okay bye