(upbeat electronic music)
(grunting)
(sighing)
(grunting)
(sighing)
(grunting)
(sighing)
- Good day to be a dad.
- You said that. - Amen to that.
- You know what would make this day even better?
- What's that?
- A beer.
- Mmhmm.
- Oh yeah.
(grunting)
- I got it. I got it. Sit back down.
(grunting)
(cans opening and grunting)
(sighing)
(low grumbling)
(grunting)
(exhaling)
- That's a good beer.
- Can't complain.
- Life is good.
- It says so right on my shirt.
(laughing)
- Whelp, guess I better check on the grill.
- Oh no, no, no you don't,
cause I'm gonna check on the grill.
(high pitched grunting)
- No, no, no, sit back down.
(grunting)
- Cause I'm going to check on the grill.
(sighing)
(grunting)
(screaming)
(groaning)
- Boy those are smelling good.
I got to take a closer look. (grunting)
Ahhh.
(satisfied groaning)
- (pained groaning) Oh God, oh God, oh God.
That's some good meat.
I'm gonna smell it again. (grunting)
(labored inhalation)
Ohhh.
(grunting) Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy.
(pained grunting)
(pitiful grunting)
- Hey, can I ask you guys a question?
- Of course buddy. Go ahead.
- Have you ever been to a doctor?
- No.
- Never once in my life.
- But everything hurts all the time, right?
- Oh yeah.
- Says so on the back of my shirt.
(pained grunting)
(screaming and crunching)
- Well I'll be damned. Is that a bald eagle?
(grunting painfully together)
♪ America, America ♪
♪ God shed (grunting) his grace on me ♪
♪ And crown thy good in bro-- (pained grunting) ♪
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