♪ You're old ♪
♪ Grumbling like a geezer ♪
♪ Feel yourself a crackling like an old has been ♪
♪ Look at yourself, old man ♪
♪ You've got multiple chins 'Cause you're old ♪
Oh, what I wouldn't give to have a lass like that on me claw!
Hey, I know!
Why don't I take you over and introduce you?
No, I'm too old, boy.
Too hard shelled for love.
Besides, I ain't properly dressed.
Aw. Come on, Mr. Krabs.
You look great!
Ah ha!
You just had to keep making faces, didn't you?
You couldn't heed me warnin', could you?
I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs.
We thought it was just one of your stories.
I'm losing business
because you thought I was telling one of me stories?
Why makes me so angry! I could just...
just... just...
No! I can't move me face!
I got a face freeze, too!
What is the holdup in here?
Wait, Squidward! Don't get too worked up!
You could get the face. Freeze!
Face freeze! I thought that was a myth!
Ha! Krabs, too?
[laughing]
Oh oh! This is rich!
[laughing]
Oh.
[laughing]
Hey, my face!
Ah! My face!
Oh great! Look at what you've done!
Look!
Squidward has it, too!
[laughing]
It's not funny.
[laughing]
Stop laughing!
This is an outrage!
I will no longer tolerate my personal items
being soiled by the rubble
that crawls into this restaurant!
I demand a place to put my stuff!
Hmm. Okay. Uh...
I suppose you could put it with the nacho cheese.
No one's gotten near that in years.
You ever read this, Krabs?
Bikini Bottom Labor Regulations?
Ewe gross!
Get that thing away from me!
[gasping]
It's giving me hives!
It specifically states that all employers must provide
his or her employees with a secure, clean place
to store personal property.
Gah! Blast you, Squidward!
You drive a hard bargain.
I guess you could rustle something up for you.
Eat me.
Really, Krabs?
Is this some kind of new promotional gimmick?
Surely you can do better than this, Eugene.
I mean...
You even wasted real pickles on this cheap costume.
Pretty insulting, if you ask me.
[laughing]
[burping]
Eat us.
Me hard boiled egg is ready.
I can already taste it.
Come to Papa.
Gotcha.
And what good is a hard boiled egg without a little salt?
Mr Krabs!
Ahh! Oh my eyes! Ahh!
- Mr! - Will you be quiet? Now listen.
What did these robots in the movie look like?
Well, they had piercing red eyes,
metal pincers for hands, and they ran on batteries.
Okay. So tell me, does Mr. Krabs look anything like that?
[screaming]
I'll evacuate the customers! You call the Navy!
Hello, Operator? Get me the Navy.
Hello. You've reached the Navy's automated phone service.
Squidward! The robots are running the Navy!
Not the Navy!
Attention everyone! Run for your lives!
Robots have taken over the world!
Outta my way, Methuselah!
You're old and useless.
Hold it right there!
Old people are our greatest natural resource.
I salute you, elder citizenry.
I'm getting old listening to this. Let's try this again.
I remember when a quarter used to cost a nickel.
[laughing]
This baby gas is worthless!
At least you're way too old to stop me
from stealing a Krabby Patty.
What was that, sonny?
It'll take more time to explain than you have left.
What?
[laughing]
He's got the Krabby Patty! Catch him!
Catch who?
Oh gesundheit.
[laughing]
Victory is mine!
[screaming]
Come back here you little whipper-snapper.
You kids get off my lawn!
Oh boy. I'll catch up with you, boy.
[laughing]
I'm catching up with my knitting.
That's it!
Knit, you little nit wit!
That was almost too easy.
Wha?
No!
I demand you geezers release me!
Right after the party.
Bikini Elder party!
Why?
That's for calling us old!
Hey! Quit it!
I want candy!
No!
- Go, Mr. Krabs! - Come on, Mr. Krabs!
Up here!
It's all ashore, that's goin' ashore, Squidward!
Land ho!
Lookin' good, Mr. Krabs!
Yeah! Woo hoo!
Come on, Squidward!
You're missing all the dry!
Come on. Squidward!
Squidward! Squidward!
Well, I'll do it.
But I won't like it.
Squidward! Squidward! Squid...
What?
Hello there, sir?
Are you rightfully, afraid of your own mortality?
Wanna make sure that when you're gone, you are not forgotten?
Well, step on up
and marvel at the latest technological wonder,
photography!
Preserve your precious punim for generations to come.
[screaming]
Conquer time itself without absolutely no charge to you!
No charge, eh?
Well, I am very photo generate.
Let's see.
How you start this thing?
Oh! Here we go.
Woo! Getting kinda hot in here!
[laughing]
Should my underwear be on fire?
How many x-rays of Mr. Krabs do we need?
Just one. How many did you set it to take?
Twenty five... thousand.
I'm a... this is gettin' [mumbling]...
No more pictures, please.
[mumbling]
Squidward, is his skeleton
supposed to just fall apart like that?
Not at all.
I know you're in here, Plankton.
Where ya hiding?
I'm right here...
[screaming]
at the Chum Bucket.
Come on down and try our new Chum Nuggets.
Heh, woo.
[screaming]
Oh. Ha ha.
Just a... just a cup.
[laughing]
Oh.
[laughing]
[screaming]
[laughing]
[screaming]
[laughing]
[gasping]
[screaming]
Get a hold of yourself.
Woo.
Starting to see things.
[laughing]
[screaming]
[gasping]
Huh?
Those two are working for Plankton!
[gasping]
Ow!
Me own daughter?
Oh! Not old man Jenkins!
[crying]
Oh come on! There's gotta be some chum in here somewhere!
Hello?
Who's out there?
Alright, miscreant.
Come over here where I can destroy you!
[screaming]
Krabs?
What are you doing here?
Nothing. Nothing.
Lost my shoe. See?
Found it. Okay, bye.
Hold it.
What's going on with you, Krabs?
Your clothes are a mess
and your stomach's making strange noises.
What are you talking... I'm... I'm... oh, fine!
I'm hooked on chum! Okay?
Say what?!
Look at me now!
[indiscernible]
[crying]
Well, alright.
Let's put some kick back in this crab!
Oh.
We're still missing something.
Oh!
A zapparooni oughta do it.
The spark of life!
[mumbling]
He's alive!
[laughing]
He's alive.
[groaning]
Mr. Krabs seems kinda dumb now.
Well, Patrick he has had a rough day.
We'll just have to remind him
of everything that makes him him again.
Don't you worry, Mr. K.
We'll have ya right back up to speed
before your big date tonight.
I promise.
[mumbling]
Ooh, I'm done.
Oh, where'd me shell go?
I've never that careless with me carapace.
Oh no, I'm running late!
I just have to grab me spare suit from home.
Whoo. Oh.
Let's see, if I time this right,
no one will notice me naked nether.
[crying]
[mumbling]
Okay, Mr. Krabs, this is your final test.
What do you like more? Money or cookies?
Don't say cookies.
Money.
Right! You're all ready for your date with Mrs. Puff!
[cheering]
Ah ha! I made it!
Ewe! Daddy!
You're naked and ruining my cheerleader slumber party!
[screaming]
Hey, hey, hey, Mr. K!
We don't wanna see see your booty today!
[screaming]
[chattering]
Squidward.
Why?
Oh, Mr. Krabs. I'm so sorry.
We had to give you your physical without you knowing
or the Krusty Krab would've been shut down
and I'd have to get a real job!
Alright! Final test! Show off your ability!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
[mumbling]
Now, you see why I don't like check-ups?
[crying]
Don't worry, Mr. Krabs.
Yes, you failed every test today.
But Squidward and I will whip you into shape
even if it takes the rest of the weekend!
[crying]
Let's kick it up a notch.
Oh!
[screaming]
[gasping]
[mumbling]
I don't know what we did wrong, Squidward.
Mr. Krabs looks worse than before.
Oh.
I guess that nurse is gonna close
the Krusty Krab after all.
I wish I could say
it's been a pleasure working with you.
Oh, Squidward! I'll miss you, too!
[crying]
Quit your blubbering, boy!
Me body may be mush, but be mind's sharp as a tack!
And I have a plan.
[mumbling]
[screaming]
Sick-o germs!
[screaming]
You can't catch me!
I'm too happy for all you sick-os!
[laughing]
Daddy, don't!
[screaming]
There's no one left to run!
I'm not licked yet!
Oh yeah?
[mumbling]
You'll never get me!
Spongebob!
[coughing]
[screaming]
Oh!
[screaming]
Ow!
I got him! I got... ooh!
Whoa!
Oh!
[clattering]
[whistling]
Hello?
Anyone here? Funny story, um...
I was holding my equipment upside down yesterday.
[laughing]
Nobody was actually sick.
[laughing]
Oh, what a goof. Huh?
Oh my Neptune.
Grease Gout!
[screaming]
Holy Measles?
Gah.
Splash Trichinosis!
[coughing]
Dust Bunny Bronchitis?
[sneezing]
Polyester Plague!
[gasping]
The whole shebang!
[screaming]
They're all sick!
Launch a mega quarantine!