(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
Hi. Come on in.
Oh, Topanga, I love your hair.
Thank you.
I don't.
Don't worry, we have an honesty pact.
We tell each other the truth about everything now.
Yeah, nothing bad's gonna happen at all.
You know what?
This reminds me of this game
we used to play back in high school.
Oh, what kind of game?
Oh, it was an honesty game.
Oh, well, how do you play?
We put everybody's name in a hat,
and whoever's name you draw,
you can ask whatever you want.
I just came to eat.
That's a nice outfit.
Are you afraid of honesty, Shawn?
Oh, yeah, in a big way.
Cory and I aren't.
Honesty's a cinch for us.
Trap.
Well, great, then. I'll get the hat.
Put it on Topanga.
(LAUGHS MOCKINGLY)
I'm done.
Okay, everybody. Let's play.
Oh, do we have to play a game?
Oh, come on. Dinner's not quite ready,
and we have to wait for Eric anyway.
It's really fun to think of intimate questions
that'll really embarrass everybody.
Okay, well, I'll go first.
Jack.
Oh, great.
Okay, if you could change one thing about Rachel,
what would you change?
TOPANGA: Oh, that's good.
I don't know. Who's next?
Oh, come on, Jack. Try.
I mean, there must be something about me that bothers you.
Nope, sorry. Ooh, great game.
Feels good to be honest, huh? Ooh.
All right.
Rachel. Yes.
Same question.
Is there anything about Jack that bothers you?
See how hard it is?
He's too passive and needs to voice his opinions more.
Jack, what do you think about that?
I don't know.
(DOORBELL BUZZING)
Eric, hi...
You brought a guest.
Yeah, yeah. This is Dana.
I met her at the student union
when I was with my son, Joshua.
He's with Grandma and Grandpa Matthews right now.
You remember my son, Joshua.
(IN BRITISH ACCENT) And the honesty game
just got a little more interesting.
Do you think I'm too passive?
What? Nothing.
Well, Dana, hi. I'm Rachel.
It's nice to meet you.
Would you excuse me for just one second?
(LAUGHS MOCKINGLY)
Funny hair.
What? What's the matter?
I have seven Cornish hens, seven baked potatoes,
and seven parfaits, and there are eight people here.
Ah. Okay, I'll leave.
Sit down.
So, Eric, we're playing a truth game
to promote honesty in relationships.
Honesty. Excellent, excellent.
It's what they teach us in law school.
All right. Let's see who's next.
Shawn...
If you could spend one night with anyone,
no strings attached,
who would it be with?
Anyone in the world?
No strings?
Yep. Be honest.
Then I'd pick Angela.
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
Angela?
So, with no strings, no commitment,
no emotional attachment, you'd pick me?
Yeah. What do you say to that?
Let's do it.
(WHISPERING) It's a trap.
So, come on, Shawn. Let's go.
Now?
Now.
I like this game.
Hello.
What?
When you two broke up,
who is the one that spent every minute of every day
trying to get you two back together?
You, darling.
And who was the one who spent every second
trying to make you two realize that you belong together?
You, darling.
Then why are you going to do something
very strange in the bedroom
when I have absolutely nothing to do with it?
No strings, Cory.
I don't get it.
Bye-bye.
So, uh, Dana...
What's your feeling about this whole stringless relationship?
You know, no commitments, no emotional attachment,
still you get to honk-honk, you know what I'm saying?
And I want you to remember, everybody's being honest tonight.
Well, I just met you. Mmm-hmm.