(crowd cheers)
- New school, step up.
Old school, step up.
- [Nick] DJ D-Wrek,
drop the beat.
(beat drops)
♪ Hey, hey. ♪
♪ Trinidad, James. ♪
♪ Don't, you rep it down South, but up though. ♪
♪ Jerome's in the house, ♪
(crowd laughs)
♪ Jerome in the house. ♪
(button dings)
(sighs)
- All right cut that beat, I don't need to beat,
- Ah, damn.
- forget that beat.
- All right.
- First of all, Nick, I love you, but I'll give you a break
because we'll get back to you,
- Hey man.
- I'll just leave you alone, I think,
Hitman Holla wanted (bleep) to come out
and take his hat off
and slap for a dance on his head
to come out of and dance break.
- Talk you're (bleep)
- Come on, if he zip that jacket up,
that's (bleep) going to be a Goddamn MARTA Bus driver.
(Crowd laughs)
(button dings)
- All right look, he had a song called All Gold Everything
but watch how I'm ruining him.
It's funny how that gold quickly turned into aluminum.
(crowd cheers on roast)
(button dings)
So watch how I spit it this lane.
You wanna see a one hit wonder?
Well, there's Trinidad James.
(crowd laughs and cheers)
(button dings)
- Hold on, hold on, hell no!
talking about one hit wonder.
(sighs)
At least they play his music in the clubs.
you up here just dressing like TLC,
but (bleep) you really looking like a scrub.
(crowd laughs)
(bell dings)
- Bring the beat back
(upbeat beat plays)
- ♪ Trinidad James, Trinidad James, ♪
♪ I'm a tell you the truth ♪
- Truth game.
- ♪ you dress like, you have right now. ♪
♪ With some (bleep), into your boots. ♪
(crowd laughs)
(bell dings)
(Trinidad screams)
(crowd laughs)
- ♪ Look, don't lie, ♪
♪ uh uh, we on fire. ♪
♪ Tell him, yo have no look better than Mariah. ♪
(crowd laughs)
(button dings)
- Hold on, my (bleep).
♪ Let me tell you this. ♪
- Yo.
- ♪ Trinidad looked like a hood chin, ♪
♪ and you only got one wish. ♪
(crowd laughs)
(bell dings)
♪ Well, if we only got one wish, ♪
- Okay.
- ♪ IMMA let you know. ♪
♪ We're going to wish that Nick Cannon music can go go! ♪
(crowd laughs)
- Aye.
- [Trinidad] I wish!
- The wish is granted, it did (bleep).
- ♪ In 1999! ♪
(crowd laughs)
- Hey yo DJ D-Wrek
- What's popping?
- Cut the beat.
(horn honking)
- Come here Mimi, Mimi, I know with that jacket,
you hotter than your grandma's house.
And your body is covered in more plastic
than grandmas couch.
(crowd laughs)
(button dings)
- Hold up, wait, concede it,
damn, you got some big ass shoulders
but that don't change the fact of your body stay young
but your face getting older.
(crowd laughs and cheers)
(button dings)
- Big Mac, a lunch room is where you graduated.
(crowd chuckling)
You turn on the food channel and masturbated.
(crowd cheers and laughs)
(bell dings)
You see chicken and get big infatuated,
slow it down, I just ditched you.
I said you're big and fat.
- That's you.
- You ate it.
(crowd laughs and cheers)
- You think IMMA run away
from a little ass (bleep) that dress like young Aunt May.
(crowd laughs)
(button dings)
- Hold on, hold on, hold on.
I dress like young aunt?
- Listen, you're ain't coming up here
and disrespecting me, you ain't just seeing a shadow
that makes you her half-and-hair.
(crowd laughs)
(bell dings )
- All right, all right,
so that may be true.
And you know what I do.
You love a lot of food
and if I look like young Aunt May
I'll make your girl go, Ooh.
(crowd laughs)
(button dings)
(horn honking)
- DJ D-Wrek, who won?
- Give it up for the Old School y'all.
(crowd cheers)
- That's what I'm talking about.
We came to have a zit....