What's up guys, hope you're doing well and welcome to Talking to Myself: A talk show,
where I talk to myself.
This episode's on the friend zone and I know it's been awhile...
Weren't you recently elected mayor of the friend zone?
Or was it the governor?
Hahaha
As you can see Da'Quann is returning.
What up doe?
Pookie if you watching this, I got the money ain't no need for no more bloodshed.
You feel me?
Yeah...and of course don't forget we have Lay-Lay.
It is such a great pleasure to be here today.
Don't forget about me.
How could I possibly forget about you Scootera?
The same way she forgot to take a shower last week!
Didn't seem to bother you last night!
I'm sorry, what?
I do not understand!
What is going on here?
I told you not to say anything about that.
Say anything about what?
Did something happen between you two?
Ewww!
Don't you ever try my life like that again!
Why would you even think that?
DAHECK wrong with you?
Da'Quann came over last night...
Ok now I'm even more confused.
...cause he had a date with my roommate.
Oh.
Man look, I ain't even know they was roommates.
You guys should've seen him.
He was so cute last night.
He was nervous.
And he was texting me the whole night asking me for advice.
You guys text?
He text me as well.
He even bought her roses.
Good choice.
Thanks.
How come you didn't text me?
Man, it don't even matter anyways.
She said she thought we should just be friends.
It's ok.
You'll find someone who appreciates you one day.
Yeah, whatever.
As funny as that sounds, it's actually a perfect segue into what we're going to be talking
about today, which is the friend...
Oh that's funny to you?
...no I didn't mean anything like...
I got something funny for you.
Why do you have...
You think it's funny.
Da'Quann stop playing.
Da'Quann no!
Fight!
I could show you funny.
Stop playing!
Da'Quann!
We'll be right back.
Welcome back to Talking to Myself.
Things have calmed down a bit.
Why don't we just jump straight into the questions.
Does Lay-Lay even know what the friend zone is?
No.
Ok, well what do you think it is?
No.
Ok...um...well the friend zone is basically a place where guys go when girls no longer
consider them a dating option.
Where is this place?
Oh, well no...it's not actually...
We must set them to freedom.
Women can get friendzoned to you know.
DAHECK!
No they can't.
If a woman's in the friend zone it's because she's ugly.
Why do you think we friend zone guys?
So you trying to say your roommate thinks I'm ugly?
You said it, not me.
How big is there army?
It's not an actual place.
It's more like a figure of speech.
Oh ok...so we will need boats?
Why don't we take our next question.
Hey Da'Quann!
So tell me what it would feel like to friendzone Beyoncé.
What up doe?
Well I know what it's like to friend zone Beyoncé...
Oh boy!
...cause I did it before.
Really Da'Quann?
I love Beyoncé
Man I'm serious, she was too clingy.
Plus, she wanted to name her daughter Blue.
Who run the world, girls!
DAHECK kinda name is Blue?
It is so funny because it is not true.
Your name is Da'Quann and you have a problem with naming someone Blue?
I know you ain't talking Scootera!
Da'Quann is a common name!
Maybe in the ghetto!
Let's just move on.
Couldn't the friend zone be prosperous in the long term as relationships don't always
last very long they can end badly, but friendships are forever.
No.
Next question.
Have you ever been in the friend zone, and if so, how long?
I've never been friendzoned.
I actually have been in the friend zone.
Yeah, you live there.
Well I hear you're moving in soon.
Shut up jit!
But once you're in the friend zone, you're pretty much there for life.
I mean, it's just like prison.
It's not impossible to escape, but very few people have.
It is not impossible to escape from prison...I know.
Alright, umm.
Moving right along.
I'm just gonna go with the obvious question Scooter: How do you get out of the friend
zone?
You know that is a really good question and I actually don't know the answer to that.
So why don't we go to the female on this and ask her.
Scootera, do you have anything for us?
Well, it's very simple.
Then tell us jit!
Rude!
Well, ok.
Here it is.
The best way to get out of the friend zone is to never get in there in the first place.
Well that was pretty useless information.
...either that or win the lottery.
You a golddigger!
Look, I'm just being truthful, ok!
The reason most guys are in the friend zone in the first place is because we don't even
look at them in that way.
In which way?
You know...that way.
That way?
Like in a romantic sense.
I do not understand.
Bruh, that way.
Oh, in that way!
Yeah...haha!
So we will not need boats?
Alright, well I think this conversation has gone on a little too long.
Why don't we take our very last question.
Alright Scooter, If you could come up with a better name for the friend zone, what would
you call it?
You know, why don't just go around and just all say our answers one at a time.
I'll start.
If I had to name the friend zone anything else it would be purgatory.
Scooter's primary residence.
I'd call it the bff zone, or the creeper zone, or the what made you think you had a chance
with me in the first place zone.
You're like a four.
This battle will be known as the Battle of Beyoncé and the single ladies.
That's pretty good dog.
Hmm.
That could actually work.
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Throw me the alley,
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