(playful music)
- I'm so sick of showering these days.
I feel like I just showered an hour ago,
and it's already the next day
and it's time to shower again, I'm sick of it.
I have not missed one day of showering.
No, I missed two days of showering.
I was bored the other day,
so I put stickers on my camera.
Good morning, Brutus.
Wakey, wakey. Wakey, wakey.
Were out of avocado and bread actually, so.
What to eat? What to eat?
You already ate.
I'm about to open the most exciting package
in my entire life.
So there was one thing that really worried me when I moved
to Canada.
Well, specifically when I moved to Montreal,
is that there's not going to be any whole foods.
For years and years, when I lived in New York,
I relied on this snack.
It's the whole foods vanilla sandwich creams.
Mmmm.
So I know that it is 5:30 PM right now,
but we're making lunch.
And what are we making?
- Meatballs.
And mashed potatoes.
- We got this box of mashed potatoes at Costco,
even though we actually have like legitimate potatoes
in our pantry, we got powder potatoes.
So it comes in a packet like this.
All right, what am I supposed to do. Boil?
You just put it in the water.
This feels very unnatural
And you just wait for it to boil.
And then I'm going to use this pea milk.
One cup.
Where's cup? Oh.
- Just dump it all and mix at the same time.
- Ah!
Dump it, dump it.
That is so cool.
- Science, bitches.
- Life is like a mashed potatoes.
You know what would be really good in this?
Like a bit of like herbs, like Rosemary.
- Let's lick it together.
- We're going to double team mashed potatoes.
It's so salty.
- It's fine.
No, It's fine.
I'm supposed to leave some space in between these.
See you later.
And now, its time for the gravy.
Cause life is always better with a bit of gravy.
I'm your little bit of gravy.
- I'm butter.
- But you love daddy's gravy.
Cause life tastes better with a bit of gravy.
- You've said that.
- Seven, six, five, four,
three, two, one.
Take off!
(timer beeping)
- Yum.
Meatballs.
Thank you.
- Yum.
- So good.
So you guys have been asking for us to do prank videos.
We're finally going to do one, but we're not going to
prank each other.
We're going to prank our dog.
- We're going to play hide and seek.
- We're going to hide Max under the sofa.
- He's never gonna find me.
- Oh my God.
It's really well hidden.
- Get Max, Brutus.
Where's Max?
Max?
I don't know!
I just went to get you to the bathroom and he's gone.
What happened?
(muffled yelling)
(laughing)
- Where?
- Everywhere.
(moaning)
- Chile.
- So we're going to finally do something kind
of interesting today.
We're gonna go to the dog park.
So I'm just going to have like quick lunch.
Meatballs and mashed taters.
Yum.
- Yay, friends.
- There's one that looks like Scooby doo.
- Yeah, Scooby!
- So everyone at the park started leaving.
So let's call it a day.
The Sun is gonna go down soon.
A longer one,
with my snot.
- Ew, I have snot too.
- We got wine!
- Cause we're whiny bitches.
- Thank you, Max.
Just got an exciting package
that I'm going to open up.
I got myself a Dyson vacuum.
It's kind of confusing,
because they had so many options on their website.
So I didn't know which one to pick.
So I decided to go with the color that I like.
Let's open this bad boy.
Look, there's even a photo of a dog in it.
Which means it's good for pets.
Oh!
(suctioning)
There's a screen.
That's so interesting.
Why does it need a screen?
Sick.
Oh, it's not heavy at all.
- That's your new toy.
I got a question.
What if you put your Dick in the tube?
- We are going to make curry.
We've made curry before on this channel.
And it's obviously one of
my favorite things to cook because it is so delicious.
And then we just have it for like a week straight.
Stir fry meat and vegetable with oil
in the large or medium heat for approximately five minutes.
(sizzling)
We're going to put the curry mix in.
And then you just mix it,
and it will slowly transform into curry sauce.
This one's already extra hot,
but we like it even hotter.
- Mm, taste.
Spicy enough, ooh.
- This is the finished curry.
- Is that enough?
- Oh yeah, that's spicy.
The silver balls of Christmas.
Yos' small red balls of Christmas.
- See you next year.