3:05 we approach the old library.
And 3:05 we passed the old libra-- I thought we were stopping here?
Er... yeah, so did I.
The brakes aren’t working and the accelerator’s stuck.
- You still want to drive? - No
[bell ringing]
[horn blowing]
We might have another problem!
[screaming]
How do we stop this thing?
Oh, damn, we need like something soft like a crash pad.
- Take that road! - OK.
We’re not slowing down. We are not slowing down.
The hay! Aim for the hay!
- OK. - We gotta jump!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah! - Ready?
Jump!
[chickens clucking]
- We were supposed to jump off! - I can’t stop at high speeds.
- Hey! - No, no, no!
I’m not driving through anymore hay!
No not hay! Hey! Tractor!
Hey, get off the road!
- What should we do? - I’ve got an idea, bear right!
- What’s on the right? - Trust me!
Alright, hang on!
[horn blowing]
[screaming]
[splashing]
[gasping]
Snake, there's a snake, there's a snake!
- Xander, it's a vine. - Oh, my Gosh!
- OK? - This was your great idea?
This pond probably saved our lives!
This is not a pond, Kenzie, this is a swamp.
We’re in a swamp.
What are you doing? Don't do that, don't you dare!
Don't-- don't you dare do that.
Ace detective, Xander DeWitt, attacked by local vine.
Yeah, well... ace reporter...
- What? - Ha-- is weird!
Uh-huh, whatever.
[splashing]
[laughing}
[shrieking]
[door creaking]
[toilet flushing]
Whatever you kids are doing out there, you're doing it wrong.
Feel free to clean yourselves up
but you might wanna use the other bathroom.
Er... quick question though, quick question.
Yeah, mhmm.
Why are there little batteries in these underwear?
Ah.
Yeah, we've never worn underwear with batteries in 'em.
Well, I could answer that question
or you guys could start being... male models.
- Male models! - Let's take some pics!
- That’s what I like to hear! - Alright.
How about you two male models go stand over there.
On your marks.
- On our marks. - Photography talk.
- Here ya go. - Thanks, Goo.
Woah, what’s that?
Oh, this is a domitron.
That-- you-- yeah, that's a domitron.
Oh... no, I was about to say that looks like a domitron.
Yeah, my uncle has a couple of those,
|So you boys know what a domitron does?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I've actually worked with several photographers
- that owned domitrons. - Yeah, I er...
- Well, you know, I don't-- - I actually don't know exactly--
- What-- what-- what is a domitron? - I have no idea what a domitron is.
[laughing]
Frankly, we're just excited to be male models!
Yeah, this underwear feels good!
Why don't I demonstrate the domitron?
- Alright. - OK, alright, alright, cool.
Why don't we give him a few good action hero poses?
Er, yeah, yeah, maybe some of this, maybe something like...
- Like that. - Does that work?
- Whoa! - Boom!
And here goes Frankini.
[gasping]
Oh...
Wh-- why can't I move?
Yeah... I can't move either!
Oh, that's right, gentlemen, you can't move!
But you can squat waddle!
- Huh? - Eh?
What?
- What's going on? - Why am I squat waddling?
Because I can control you now!
- Well, I don’t want to squat waddle. - OK.
[laughing]
- Alright, I don't know what you're-- - No more talking!
Instead, why don’t we sing some pretty scales?
[singing]
[laughing]
Keep singing!
Oh, and yes!
I’ve done it!
I'm sorry Captain Man and Kid Danger
but I'm afraid that you're my puppets now!
And I'm the puppet master!
[laughing]
What-- what-- what-- what-- what is it?
- Can they hear what you're saying? - Yes, they can hear me!
They just can’t respond unless I allow them to.
Well, shouldn’t you explain to them why you’re doing all this?
That’s what they always do in the movies.
[laughing]
[sighing]
Alright.
[laughing]
You see, boys?
The world record for the greatest number of people
watching a live stream is 9.8 million.
And I am going to smash that record by live streaming video of the two of you
doing all sorts of silly and embarrassing activities.
- Great plan! - Is that all?
I am so glad I made you ask that.
[laughing]
To make sure we have as many viewers as possible,
I’m going to promise everyone a special treat.
And what’s the special treat?
[laughing]
Hold on one second.
[laughing]
[music playing]
You already know what it is!
[laughing]
But I’ll say it anyway.
When we get to 10 million viewers,
the two of you are going to tear off your masks
and reveal your true identities to the world!
[laughing]
- For dinner can we have pork and beans? - Yes and yes!
[laughing]
Ah, visitors!
But you’re too late because I already have the amulet.
[laughing manically]
[alarm sounding]
- Rufus! - Can we get to Rufus fast enough?
I got Rufus, you get the amulet.
[music playing]
[spraying]
[music playing]
Hang on, Rufus, we're gonna get you outta here!
Time to go old school.
[spraying]
All this over a bone head dog?
Well, they can't stop me!
I'm human as long as I have this amulet!
Nut so fast!
[crashing]
Oh, my tailbone!
You people!
Not yours!
Wait, no, no!
[screaming]
Never was.
Ah, nuts! Gotta go!
[groaning]
Nut so fast... really?
Not my best work.
[music playing]
Got it, come on!
[alarm sounding]
We got the amulet.
You saved me.
And who's going to save... Kat?
No!
OK, kids, I know have one priceless amulet.
I wonder how much I could get for two!
Well, hand it over or kitty becomes acorn butter.
[meowing]