Last time you were here, you have a car dealership.
Where is it again?
Columbus, Ohio.
So he's got a car dealership there.
I did a commercial to help him sell cars.
Oh, wow.
It got a lot of pickup.
Listen.
First of all, we were number one in the market.
But then we ran out of key models,
and we've now like fallen to like three last month
and two this month.
But we sold, since October, 277 new and used cars.
Because of me.
Because of us.
No.
Well--
Great partners.
All right.
And we're going to buy a dealership together, you and I.
All right.
Maybe in Idaho.
OK.
Let's do it.
All right, we're in.
Really?
I'll send you the paperwork.
Because it seems like you owe me a little bit
of money just from that.
You sold a lot of cars.
Well, I thought you were just helping me.
I am.
And then you help me.
All right, all right.
Let me figure out what my commission is.
And I'm going to give you a percentage.
All right.
How many people work at that place, how many salesmen?
I don't know exactly how many salesmen and repair
people/technicians we have.
It's a 70,000 square foot building.
Oh, wow.
So it's a big dealership.
Are you wanting a position?
Am I what?
Do you want to work directly for us and not just do commercials?
Do you want an in-office job?
Yeah.
I got you.
You're going to be the general manager.
Because you are like--
That would be great.
You could sell snow to the people in cold places.
Oh, I love that expression.
One of my favorites.
We'll talk about it.
Because I think we would be good partners in a car dealership.
I think it would be smart to be partners with you in anything.
Are they going to come out?
No, no, no.
Your Red Sox won.
Congratulations.
Yes.
Thank you.
Now, look.
They're not real happy.
But they like you, so they're supporting you.
Yeah.
Did you go to the games?
I didn't.
I've been going to bed at 6:30.
So I didn't even get to--
I watched three outs of the first inning
when they were playing game three.
And I went to bed.
And I woke up at 3:00 in the morning in New York,
and the game was on.
I was, oh, they're replaying the game.
It's like, no, it's the 18th inning.
But I'm pretty superstitious.
So once I didn't watch and they won,
I would just check the scores in the morning when I wake up.
Oh, you are superstitious?
Very superstitious.
Really?
Yeah.
In everything?
Not in everything.
But sports.
Like, if something's working, like me not watching
is going to make them win, I will--
I could be a jinx at times.
Yeah.
I doubt-- I mean, it's nice that you think you're that powerful.
But I don't think that's the case.
I don't either.
But you know what?
Whatever it takes.
Whatever works?
Yeah.
So you had a bet with--
A-rod.
And so he lost.
So what happened?
He had to come to Wahlburgers and basically
do whatever my brother Paul told him.
So Paul basically started him cleaning bathroom floors.
He was cooking on the grill, flipping burgers,
making drinks.
Well, you know what?
He was doing it at our Fenway Park location.
And he really won over a lot of Red Sox fans, which
is not an easy thing to do.
Thank God I won the bet.
Because I went way overboard on what
I was promising to deliver.
What were you going to do?
I made the mistake of saying that I would go and perform
Good Vibrations in my underwear at Yankee Stadium.
Wow.
Thankfully, I don't have to deliver on that bet.
I don't think I would have been able to do it anyway.
Yeah, but you said you would.
You can't just renege.
Well then what if I sent him a car instead?
He doesn't need a car.
Chevy Traverse.
All right?
Yeah.
He's doing a lot of walking around all the time.
Yeah.
He needs a car.
He needs a car?
Yeah.
So Good Vibrations.
Last time you were here, I think we were playing it
during the commercial break.
And you said that it was your wife's birthday, right?
Yeah, her 40th, yeah.
Yeah.
And they played that song.
And they wanted you to sing that song.
And you don't remember the lyrics.
I drank a lot of wine.
That's what it is.
OK?
It was an expensive party.
Post Malone was there.
He was performing.
I go to bed at 7 o'clock.
Yeah.
This is now like 3:00 in the morning.
And I'm still going, I think, oh, yeah.
I'm the life of the party.
And then all of a sudden, they play the song.
And I was just like, my wife was so embarrassed.
It's very uptempo too.
It's fast.
I was a little slow.
At that time.
Yeah.
You work out.
You're still doing it.
But when you were here last, you were working out,
but then the movie was kind of put on hold.
Yeah.
But you kept-- and what's happening now?
We're now just past the halfway point.
So what started out as a 47 day challenge has now
turned into-- today's 105 days.
Wow.
Well, you look good.
You look really good.
Well, thank you.
So do your kids work out with you?
Who works out with you?
Every once in a while, they'll come down
to the gym, like my daughter will come.
And they'll just turn gym equipment
into play things, and swings, and stuff like that.
But are they athletic?
Are they into sports?
Very athletic.
Yeah.
My sons play football.
And my daughter is an equestrian.
My older daughter, she's just into art.
Who's the equestrian?
How old is she?
Grace.
She's eight.
Does she jump?
She's jumping.
Yeah.
She's starting to jump.
Scary.
It is.
Yeah.
Really scary.
She fell off the horse one day.
Yeah.
She just got right back up, though.
You get right back on.
And it keeps them away from boys.
Because horses-- her whole life is revolving
around horses, which is great.
If I get that till 30, I'm very happy.
I understand that.
Let me just explain something to you.
They're very expensive.
It's going to be a very expensive--
That's why I'm partnering up with you.
I see.
Selling cars.
All right, all right.
So your daughter's 15.
Yes.
Is she taking the driver's license test?
She hasn't yet.
She wants to start driving.
I thought it would be a great idea
to take her here and let her drive a golf cart around.
Start with a golf cart on the lot to be safe.
And then I'm like, I got to teach you in the minivan.
She's like, I'm not learning--
I'm not driving a minivan.
I'm like, well, you're not driving a Cadillac truck
either, where there's a big divider.
I have to be able to reach the brake and the gas
and shut the car down.
Right.
So but she wants a 1969 SL Mercedes.
I'm like, you know how hard it's going to be to drive that car?
A stick shift too.
Clunking around in a 19--
In LA, it's hard in a stick shift.
But I like a stick shift.
I learned on a stick shift.
I'm going to ask you some questions
to see if you would pass.
These are right from the DMV.
All right?
She is on a horse.
But she's going to learn how to drive a car.
No, my youngest is riding the horse.
The oldest wants the Mercedes.
I see.
OK.
So these are questions from the California Driver Handbook.
So we want to see how well you do.
When parking parallel to the curb on a level
street, your wheels should be A, they
must be turned towards the street,
B, must be within 18 inches of the curb, C,
must touch the curb in the front or back.
Well, you can't be 18 inches away from the curb,
and you can't be touching the curb.
So it must be A, turned towards the street.
You are incorrect.
[BUZZER SOUNDS]
Yeah.
Yeah, you hear that?
Turned towards the curb.
No.
Are you sure?
Yes.
I've got to check this one.
No.
Next question, please.
If you're on a downhill, then yes, turn towards the curb.
You don't ever want it turning to the street.
You'd go rolling down the street.
Who has the right of way when going up the hill?
The person coming up the hill or the person going down the hill?
I don't know.
I do.
What is it?
The person-- wait.
Let me figure this out.
The person going up the hill has the right of way.
Because it's far more dangerous to back up going down than it
is to go up.
I know that.
I got that question.
It was probably the one question I got right
when I got my license.
Just let me ask the questions, all right?
Just don't try to show off on one question you know.
I'm trying to avoid the question.
Yeah, I know.
For safety, look down the road to where your vehicle will
be in about A, 50 yards, B, 10 to 15 seconds, C, three car
lengths.
Well, it has to be as close as possible-- close, medium,
and far.
So you have to look straight the whole entire time.
You don't look 10 feet, 15 feet, or just 50 feet.
What if a cat runs out in front of you?
You're going to hit a kitty?
I'm not going to hit a kitty.
To avoid a tree?
I'm not going to hit a kitty.
Yeah, exactly.
I didn't think so.
Right.
That's the answer.
The answer is 10 to 15 seconds.
You don't want to look 50 yards away.
What if the kitty's right here?
Well, that's what I said.
It's not 10 or 15 feet.
It depends.
Your watch may be stopped.
Let's just talk-- let's just talk about your movie.
Because clearly you're not going to answer any questions.
All right, so it's called Instant Family.
And it's such a sweet, feel-good film.
And it's a true story, based on the producer, right?
The writer/director.
OK.
Sean Anders.
Explain the movie.
He and his wife were becoming very successful.
But they were getting a little older,
getting pressure from their family
to start their own family.
And he kind of made an offhanded comment about, well,
maybe we should just adopt a five-year-old
so I'm not like one of my friend's older
dads who tries to play sports with us and always gets hurt.
Next thing you know, his wife starts looking into it.
Cut to they don't adopt one, they adopt three siblings.
And it all starts out like this great honeymoon period.
And then reality sets in.
They're like, oh, my god.
We got to get rid of these kids.
There's nothing wrong with that.
My wife says that all the time.
And then the next day, she wants another one.
Right?
They then decide that you know what?
They love these kids so much that they're
going to fight to become a family and adopt them.
And with so many kids and so many families
being pulled apart and so many kids in need of a home,
it's an amazing movie.
And it couldn't be at a better time.
Because you know, people need to go to a theater
and feel good and reminded that the most important thing is
family, and love, and including people,
and all becoming a family.
Yeah.
And it really is funny and sweet.
It's called Instant Family.
It opens in theaters everywhere this Friday.
And we're going to meet an incredible family
when we come back.