-[SCREAMING]
-Yo Mama.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she looked out of her window,
she got arrested for mooning.
-It was your face, huh?
That's what they all say.
Get in the car!
-Yo mama's so ugly, she makes blind kids cry.
Yo mama's so ugly, she
Gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
-You need an extreme makeover, bitch!
No.
I didn't mean that.
Wake me up, damnit!
-Yo mama's so ugly, when she went into the bathroom,
she scared the shit out of the toilet.
It looked like a Cocoa Puffs commercial.
Yo mama's so ugly, Bob the Builder said, I can't fix that.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she joined
MySpace, everyone switched to Facebook.
-Yo mama's so ugly, when she went into a haunted house,
she came out with a job application.
Yo mama's so ugly, her pillow cries at night.
-Why?
-Yo mama's so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
(ASIAN ACCENT) Oh, you are so ugly.
Oh, goodbye.
Goodbye!
(YELLING) What the fuck is a Hello Kitty?
Yo mama's so ugly, she's the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Yo mama's so ugly, not even Goldfish Crackers smile back.
And they're known for their smiles!
But that's not the point here.
The point is, your mom's ugly, and you should feel bad.
Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate
is an apology letter from the Trojan Man.
-Madam, you are disgusting.
Here is a Magnum to put over your head.
-Yo mama's so ugly, when she played the Scary Maze game--
-[SCREAM]
--the picture said, I quit.
And then yo mama took the job.
[SCREAM]
Oh god.
Yo mama's so ugly, she needs a steak
around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
-Like, would you do it for a Scooby Snack?
-Rell no.
[LAUGH]
-Yo mama's so ugly, when she plays
Mortal Kombat-- dat doot doot dat da da, doot doot doot, da
da da, doot doot doot, do do do-- fight!
Scorpion said, stay over there.
Ha!
the
-Fatality.
-Yo mama's so ugly, neither Jacob nor Edward
want her on their team.
Team Brody-- yeah!