- Hockey is a sport for White men.
Basketball is a sport for Black men.
Golf is a sport for White men dressed like Black pimps.
- Who the said that?
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- Welcome to Who Said That Shit?
A crazy fun in-studio game show
where we focus on famous quotes from movies,
music, and pop culture.
I'll be your host, Ryan Davis,
comedian extraordinaire, and pop culture enthusiast.
Here are the rules.
Our celebrity guests get 10 quotes
where they'll have to guess where they came from.
They can also get a bonus if needed.
All right, and we'll give them three lifelines.
One is phone a friend.
Another is multiple choice.
And their last one is context, before and after the quote.
If they get four or less correct,
we're taking away their culture card.
Out of here.
No longer part of the culture, at least for a week.
All right.
So let's get to it.
Our guest today is a legend, classic hip hop artist,
and one of the most famous players in all of music.
From Oakland, California,
- What's up, what's up?
- $hort dog, Too $hort.
♪ Not your average everyday fake rap on the micro ♪
♪ I might say something that your mother don't like so ♪
♪ Don't play it loud if she's around to see ♪
- In the house, man.
What's happening?
- What's happening, man?
Catch us up with what's been going on.
What's, what's new with Short?
- One thing 2020 did give me was a lot of free time.
So, took all that free time,
started some new ventures, worked on a lot of music.
I did a lot of stuff with Snoop Dogg,
Ice Cube, E-40.
We got some stuff in the works that people gon' really like.
I've been working with a lot of female artists too,
'cause I think that, in the kind of rap music I make,
I think of the females are winning right now.
- All right, but you're an Oakland and world legend.
What would it mean to you to lose your culture card?
- Um.
If I was to lose my culture card right here on this,
I'd probably have to go into one of my safes,
man, and pull out the back of the car
Man, I got excuses.
Man, I'm like,
I would be like Trump with the election, man,
calling and trying to get a recall.
(laughing)
I need a recount on those questionnaires.
- All right, so let's get it going.
Quote number one.
'I think pimp, therefore I am.'
- So I do know that statement,
I just don't know where it came from,
so I'm going to say, what's my multiple choice?
Right up--
- [Ryan] Multiple choice, okay.
We got A, Iceberg Slim,
B, William Shakespeare,
C, Chris Tucker,
or D, Katt Williams.
I'ma go over the quote again.
- No, I'm just gonna go D.
I'll just go D.
- (laughs quickly) It's definitely Katt Williams.
(laughing)
It spoke to you and everything.
- So one lifeline gone.
I was almost going to go Iceberg Slim,
'cause I'm like he would say that.
- Yes.
All right, quote number two.
'I'm not a player, I just crush a lot.'
- That would be, I'm gon' give it to Big Pun.
I know it was a song he did with Joe..
I'm gon' give it to Big Pun.
- Correct.
- 'Cause Joe had a version without him--
- Yeah.
(singing quietly) I don't wanna be a player.
(laughing)
- But, you know,
I actually like that song, being a player.
'Cause he doesn't say, I'm not a player anymore.
He said, I don't want to be a player anymore.
- Yeah, like it's eating me up.
I'm gon' do it, but it's eating me up to pieces--
- That was one of my favorite songs.
- All right, quote three.
'My diamonds hella noisy.
Sound like an opera when they sing.
Big ass medallion 'round my neck,
look like a playground swing.'
- Let me guess, I'm not gon' waste a lifeline on this one.
I'm just gon' go, by the flow of it,
I'm just gon' go 2 Chainz.
(beeping)
- Oh, man!
No!
It's actually from a song you're on.
It's from the song with you,
E-40, and Tyga.
'Slide Through'.
- Oh yeah, I would have never got that.
(laughing)
That was an E-40 line?
- It has to be.
'Look like a playground when I swing.'
(laughing)
Next quote.
'You know the rules to the game, your bitch chose me.'
- That's pretty easy.
We know that one.
You waiting on the answer?
- [Ryan] Uh-huh.
- That's, um,
that would be a straight quote of out 'The Mack',
the movie.
There's no way you could not know that.
(laughing)
- Yeah.
- That's 'The Mack', no doubt.
I know he said that shit.
- Oh, yeah.
Man, I'ma tell them myself about the culture--
- Mack Junior, golden man.
What's up, Mack?
- I've never seen The Mack.
- But you will see it after this.
- Yeah. (laughs quickly)
You gon' make sure I see it.
Quote number five, all right.
'Hockey is a sport for White men.
Basketball is a sport for Black men.
Golf is a sport for White men dressed like Black pimps.'
- Who the said that?
- So because you can't do before and after,
you can get multiple choice again if you would like.
- Yeah, I'm gon' need that.
I could probably pull that one out.
It sounds a little familiar.
- A, Kodak Black,
B, Shaquille O'Neal,
C, King Von,
D, Tiger Woods.
- Tiger Woods would never say that.
That's Shaq all day.
(laughing)
Tiger would never say that.
- [Ryan] It's Tiger Woods who said it.
- Tiger Woods used the word pimp?
- Yo, it blew my mind.
Whenever I was sitting here, I was like--
- I deserved to miss that one.
- Yeah!
I don't think anybody gets that.
- Tiger, he went to Stanford though.
He might have got a little pimp rubbed off on him somewhere.
That's definitely a hand-me-down from, uh,
what's his daddy's name?
Earl, was his daddy's name?
What was his daddy's name?
- What was his, Earl Woods.
That's right, Earl Woods.
You're right.
- Should get a little point,
half a point for knowing Tiger's daddy's name.
- What is the half a point thing?
You know what, I'll give you half a point for that.
You know what I mean?
Next quote.
'drip, drip,
no shoestring.
My sneaker won't trip,
my jeans so tight that they don't fit,
still walk a round with a stick on my hip.'
(laughing)
- That's from a rap song made in the last five years.
- [Ryan] Yeah. (laughing)
- I'm never gon' make it through this, man,
if you start getting me to quote
rap records in the last five years.
We gon' be on a whole long ass episode,
episode gon' run overtime.
Who the don't wear shoestrings?
(laughing)
Who wear little ass pants with no shoestrings?
Quotes, we should have stuck to pimp movies.
I'd have been winning.
Can I just, I'm gon' just flawlessly say,
you know, 'cause I'm not,
I'm just gon' say Migos, I don't know.
- [Ryan] Migos, no!
- I knew it was not.
- Boy, it was Young Thug.
It was Thug.
You knew where it came from.
The area and everything--
- I couldn't never understand what he's saying in a song.
I like all Thug songs,
I don't know what none of them is about.
- Now we're at quote number 7, all right.
'I done flew one out to Spain to be in my domain,
and Audermars-ed the bitch, woo'.
Now, I'ma help you out.
It's a song, all right?
And it goes, in my domain,
and Audemars-ed the bitch, woo.
It's a part of the song that keeps going, that--
- Can you do it again?
- Audemars-ed the bitch, woo.
So when the beat switch up, I actually know this one.
I'm happy about this one.
- I'm gonna just keep asking you to do that again all day.
(laughing)
- I'll do it again!
And Audemars-ed the bitch, woo.
(laughing)
- Show's over.
(laughing)
- [Ryan] You want to do before and after?
- Give me the Spain line again, and then give me the--
- Up again or before again,
I'm give all three, I'll give all three lines.
'Yeah, uh hunnid thousand for the cheapest ring on a,
lil bitch, woo'
(laughing)
Then it goes, 'I done flew out to Spain to be in my domain,
and Audemars-ed the bitch, woo.
Dropped three dollars on a ring,
call some Bentley truck,
lil bitch, woo.'
- 2 Chainz.
(beeping) (groaning)
I don't know!
'Cause you can, the way you kept flowing,
and I don't know rappers--
- Woo, I know,
I know, I know.
I just wanted you to get it.
- I'ma just say 2 Chainz for every lyric you say--
- It's Future, Future.
From him and Drake, Life Is Good.
- But you kept going, woo,
who would do that?
- All right, you can't pay attention to my dance.
I'm fat.
'I want a long time, a legendary one.
I want a quick death, and a easy one.
I want a pretty girl, and an honest one.'
- That's a lot of introspect.
Lot of true emotions.
That sound like something Drake would say.
(giggling)
- [Ryan] Ding, ding,
ding, ding, ding.
- It was real introspective.
It was, like,
going with the feelings.
A lot of rappers are scared to do that shit.
- Now, shout out to $hort for respecting the feelings.
See that?
See, that's something people probably wouldn't peg you as.
You see what I'm saying?
He's deep.
You're a deep spirit, man.
'Where Black is beautiful,
Black culture should be studied,
and the cultural awareness of the importance
of identity and individuality.'
- That sounds like a thank you speech at the BT Awards.
Man, go with it.
- It was Joe Biden.
(beeping)
- What?
I would think (inaudible) or something?
- Nah, he just,
I'm telling you.
He really thanking Black people right now.
He really. (laughing)
- I don't know nobody out there
who just said Joe Biden on that one.
Nobody got that.
We all missed that one.
- 'I want a guy to show me myself.
I want him to love me so deeply
that I'm not afraid to show him how ugly I can be.'
- Damn, girl!
- [Ryan] Yeah.
- Damn.
I want to meet her.
(laughing)
Do I already know her?
I never memorize movie quotes.
I don't even, I could go to the movies,
watch the movie, love the movie,
and then the next day I couldn't
even describe what happened--
- Think recent culture movies.
- Man, my mind don't work like that.
- How about this.
Remember, you gotta get to five--
- To get the bonus?
- To get the bonus.
You're at four and a half.
If you can just not even tell me who said it,
if you can get near, if you can hit the movie--
- Feel my scars.
I remember that whole thing about,
I want him to feel my scars--
- [Ryan] Yeah.
- I remember that shit.
- Oh, because it was a major line in the movie too.
(sighing)
- I'm trying to picture the chick saying that,
because I remember that shit.
It was powerful.
Harriet Tubman.
(beeping)
Oh God damn, no.
(laughing)
- It was Queen and Slim.
- I didn't see that.
I saw that, I saw that one time.
I did like the movie.
I thought they was doing way too mother much though.
In the mislay after they left, the shit happened?
They was doing way too much.
- So, we're at 4.5.
- I thought you was gon' say Queen Latifah.
(laughing)
I was like, was that said at all?
- So we're at 4.5, which means he's just short of five,
which means we go into the bonus.
Listen, this is the last one.
Yo, are you familiar with the song Rockstar, by Da Baby?
- Yes, I am.
- Yes, all right.
We're gonna go with bars from this song.
If you can get the next part of the bar,
then you get the bonus.
'Cops wanna pull me over, embarrass me.
Abusing power, you never knew me.
Thought I was arrogant.
As a juvenile, police pulled their guns like.'
(laughing)
- Your rap flow is not good.
I listen to that song everyday.
- Context clues.
They pull their guns out like they what?
- It comes on the radio.
- Why would they pull their guns out?
- Stop trying to hit on me like we have remedial class.
(laughing)
- 'Cause I want you to win!
- He got the worksheet out with it.
The pictures.
I'ma fall back on OG status,
'cause I'm not supposed to know those words.
- Like you said, for you to know,
that song was number one for weeks,
and they did play it every five songs.
You're well aware of what the song is?
- [$horty] Oh, yeah.
- Yeah, it's just.
I get it.
We'll give you half a point.
We'll give half a point.
And with a whopping 5.4--
- I'ma get an honorary card.
- Yes, we got,
by the skin of his teeth,
$hort Dog keeps his culture card.
- He gave me it honorary, it's cool.
(laughing)
- Now before we check out,
let them know where they can find everything Too $hort?
- I'm definitely @tooshort on all social media platforms.
T-O-O-S-H-O-R-T.
- Okay, this is another edition of Who Said That Shit.
Thank you for falling through.
You know what I mean?
And remember,
no matter who said it, we read it.
Until next time, I'm your host Ryan Davis.
We out.
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