Hey, my name's Germán!
And I bet you this flute
That your day has 24 hours
This weeks subject is: ZOMBIES
Hip! Hop! Hip! Hop!
Oh, I messed up.
Hi! Hello!
Hey!
Yesterday I was walking down the street and a girl told me
WOAH YOU'RE SO WHITE!
And I told her: "Polar beauty, babe!"
*hot dance*
NAH! I really need to go out!
And what if I go out and I begin to shine?
NAH!
Today we're gonna talk about ZOMBIES!
Why? Because yesterday I saw a zombie themed-movie...
...and it just popped into my head to speak about zombies!
Well...
Let's start with the basics
What's a zombie?
They are people affected by some virus
They died and they go walking around looking for brains
You know something like...
BRAINS.....
There are different ways to turn into a zombie.
Getting bitten,
by radiation,
by a scratch,
and by studying in college
yeah!
After spending the night studying for some test, you become a zombie
but instead of going like:
BRAINS...
you go more like...
BOOKS....
Something I don't understand about zombies is why they're even a threat
how are they even a danger?
Firstly, they are idiotic
Secondly, they are incredibly SLOW
We can run and jump, etc but zombies can't!
but in movies a zombie always catches you!
if this were to happen There's a way to avoid zombies catching you
For example
zombies only look for brains
Unlike men who only go to you for your body
we're really bastards
so if you never read a book
and you never ever study
You're probably immune to zombies
AAHTAYAHAAHA
*MOANS*
*SCREAMS AND WHIMPERS*
*MORE MOANS*
NONONONONONONOOOOOOOO
*sniffs*
EWW
IMMUNE!
Next time you want to insult someone without them knowing
just tell them
it's not that you're dumb, you're just immune to zombies
NINJA INSULT!
In my opinion, I'm completely prepared
for a zombiepocalyse
I've played so many games So many movies
Seen so many shows
That if it were to happen, I'd know exactly what to do
And then I told him
HAKUNA MATATA!!! *Laughs*
*MOANS*
OH MY GOD A ZOMBIE!!!
Don't worry, I know exactly what to do
What?! I have something to destroy the zombie with
A shotgun? No
A sword? No
A tank?
Nah, I have something way better!
I have...
A PLANT
If playing Plants vs Zombies for so many hours has taught me something
Is that with one plant I can take down any zombie!
Prepare yourself, zombie!
Your end has come!
I'll send you to hell where you belong!
PREPARE YOURSELF FOR MY SUPER ATTACK!
THE HYPER MEGA COOL
ATTACK OF MY SUPER PLANT!
*screaming + zombie sounds*
DAMMIT!!
Ok, maybe I shouldn't guide myself too much by games
And if you didn't know, zombies suffer too
they kill people and all
But sometimes, they're attacked too
Don't you know about necrophiliacs?
poor zombies :(
And don't think that all zombies are the same
Even though they all look just as stupid and rotten There's many kinds of zombies
(TYPES OF ZOMBIES)
Normal zombie
Dancing zombie
Fast zombie
Drunk zombie
Vegetarian zombie
Zombie in love
Rejected zombie
*cries*
Blind zombie
*Screaming*
*bam*
Bipolar zombie
*Deciding between brains or liver*
Gay zombie
Educated zombie
Stylish Zombie
Slow zombie
RIP HEADPHONE USERS
QUESTIOOON!
What's your favourite zombie game or movie?
My game would be Resident Evil
And my movie: The Walking Dead
Okay, I know, not a movie but meeh Same thing
AAANYway
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Take care!...
...BYE BYE!!
(Dat laugh)
*My brother dying of laughter*