- My vision's starting to blur, guys.
- It is giving breakfast.
- Fruity? - Yeah it is.
- Yeah!
- It is quite fruity. - Yoo!
- I would be a health risk. Yeah.
- Oh, Tom, well we had an announcement to make.
- Yeah.
(energetic music)
- Today we are gonna be drinking...
energy drinks.
- Oh, is that what we're doing?
Okay. I'm done. I'm out.
- Every morning at the office, Hameda,
like, we've all got coffee.
Hameda's got like, what is it?
A Red Bull? Or a Monster.
- Or a Monster.
- Honestly, energy drinks. They're all just the same shit.
They're all made in the same barrel.
And they're just poured into different cans.
- Yeah. - With and then...
different flavor is added.
- Well we'll find mate. - We will find out.
- Um, so we gonna try the energy drinks.
We're gonna rate them on a tier system of Super God.
God. OK.
Meh. Nah.
And whichever drink gets the most Super God votes wins.
- Okay. First up... - Monster!
Monster Energy.
- I feel like I've always been a little bit like
intimidated by the Monster drinks.
'Cause they just seem so like... MONSTROUS.
- I've, I've never had the original ones.
- They all smell the same.
- Almost Dimetapp?
- 'Kay. Let's knock it back Tom.
- Oh, that's really sweet.
- Oh, it's got an after tastes of like, yeah, lolly.
- That's good shit.
- I'm gonna give it an OK.
- Mm. I think I'm gonna go OK too.
- I always go too high. So I'm just gonna start middle.
I'm gonna up with this in OK.
- I'm gonna go God 'cause I do enjoy it.
I would, I would down that.
- Okay.
- Yeah, I know Tom doesn't like being close to me.
- You know I'm gonna love this one.
- Ultra Rosa.
- Rosa.
- Oh! It's so pretty!
Aw!
- And it's textured! - Pink.
- Zero sugar.
Okay, I love a zero sugar drink.
- Taurine. Okay. What is taurine?
- I don't know what any of those things are.
- Bull sperm. Is it actually?
- It's not bull sperm.
- Obviously I'm the energy drink expert here right.
So basically when I was in high school,
there was a rumor going around
that Red Bull had bull sperm in it.
- Oh yes. I remember that!
I remember that rumor! - So...
Essentially...
- We believed, I fully believed it.
I was like, yeah.
- Yeah. Because taurine is bull sperm.
- Oh.
- Why would I be putting that in energy drinks?
- It's not.
- [Hameda] But now they make it synthetically.
- Thank God for that.
- I don't want synthetic bull sperm.
I don't want any kind of bull sperm.
- Why do you think I'm such a badass?
I just drink a can of bull sperm.
- Oh yeah. Sick.
- Oh! - Beautiful color.
Beautiful color. - Look at that!
- When. - Like it makes me happy.
- And it smells like a Vodka Cruiser.
- Let's try it.
(bright music)
Oh yes.
- That is good.
- 'Kay. Let me describe it for you.
- Mm mm.
- Fizzy. Light. Sweet.
Pink. Strawberry.
Fairy floss. - Yep.
- Woo!
- Also this is, this has vitamin B5, B6 and B12?
Guys why aren't we drinking more energy drinks?
Ah and and... - Let us know how many-
- There's 2000 milligrams of bull sperm in here.
- No. Bullshit.
Yeah. - Where?
- Oh, I, I, I think I have to give this Super God.
Like love it.
- I'm even more impressed
now that I know you can get vitamins.
Fuck it. Super God.
- God, for me sticking to my God.
- I'm gonna go God for this one.
- Juice Monster Energy Plus Juice.
- Juice Monster.
Wait, so is this juice or is this Monster?
No, this have more caffeine than the last one!
- Pink. Tick. Design? Again it's giving.
I think I like this design better.
- What is panax?
- I don't know, but there's 425 milligrams
and I feel good about it.
- This is gonna be like a juicy, juicy gal.
- Oh my God yum.
- I'm feeling fucking... high as fuck right now.
- Is it pink though?
Here? Let's find out.
- Woo!
(Zeta laughs)
- Bro chill. - We gotta... no.
We gotta have a little bit more.
A little bit more, little bit more.
- [Both] Oh.
(sniffing)
- Uh juice. - Very juice.
- Like fresh juice. - Yeah.
- Maybe this is the start of my energy drink addiction.
- Oh no don't. - This is bad.
- Wow. They've really come a long way
with energy drinks from when I was in high school.
- Oh.
- Oh, okay.
Okay!
It's like you took like a breakfast juice
and like poured lemonade in it.
Like just a little.
- I'm trying to, what is that? What is that?
It's, it's- - It's passion fruit.
- Yeah. It's like the other one, but...
juice.
- I'm gonna give it Super God as well.
(Hameda laughs) I love it!
- I'm gonna go God.
- Okay. (Hameda laughs)
- Super God. I would drink it.
- I'm sticking to God.
- Tom you've had three sips.
I'm sorry, but you've probably had more coffee this morning
than you have energy drinks.
Stop being dramatic. - I actually...
My heart. No, I think it's like.
- You're heart is fine. - Beating irregularly.
- It's just 'cause you're sitting next to me.
- This is my favorite energy drink.
- Zero Ultra.
Seriously, half of that, half of that.
- I feel like this has a lot to live up to
because like this your...
- It is, it is mine.
- I feel like, because this is yours.
You need to have more of it.
- Yeah. I have like a burp that I need to get out.
- I just wanna try.
- I know what this tastes like.
- Okay. Yeah.
(jazzy music)
- Ooh.
- Oh. That's quite good too.
- That's quite good.
- [Both] That is that's quite good!
- That is quite good.
- Oh yeah. That's really good.
- Mhm.
- Ah. Lemon squash.
Very lemony Very lemony.
- [Both] Very lemony.
- Very squashy.
- You don't have to love it.
- No, I love it.
(Hameda laughs)
- Yeah. Super God for me. - Super God.
- Super God. - Fuck it YOLO.
- What are you gonna give this Super God on this on.
Super God. This is my go to.
- I, I'm gonna give it Super God as well because-
- Sohan, you don't have to give it Super God
just 'cause it's my favorite.
- No I'm not. I like it a lot.
- Okay. - [Sohan] I got confused
between in Monster and Mother.
(both laugh)
- Very, very, very berry. Very berry.
- Um. OK let's try it. I'm keen.
Frosty Berry. Let's go.
- Oh it has a little kick to it, this one. Little punch.
Little, little punch. (mumbling)
- Why does it smell sweet tastes... not sweet.
- The other ones they have like this aftertaste
of like ENERGY and this one's just like...
Berry.
You know?
- Like you left a Strepsil in your (laughs) by accident.
- That's literally what. It tastes like a Strepsil.
- It's a good flavor. I'm gonna go God.
- Um I think I'm gonna give that a Meh.
- Yeah, me too. That's a Meh.
- Not my favorite flavor.
I think it's the berries to be honest.
- Yeah.
- Um, so I'm gonna go OK.
- I feel like the regular Mother would be better.
- I agree. I should have gotten that actually.
- This is my fucking shit back in the day.
- Really?
- I really love the V.
- OG right? - V. Yeah.
- My skin's started to go tingly.
- Oh yeah. It's yellow.
- This is the classic energy drink color.
- Mm, okay. - Okay.
- Oh, it's nostalgic.
It's actually like reminding me of like high school.
- Yep.
- Maybe my taste buds have evolved since I last tried it.
- Maybe you've matured.
- Matured or dematured.
- Um, I'm gonna give this one an OK.
- Yeah same.
- I'm gonna give this an OK.
- I think I'm gonna have to go a Meh.
- Oof. - She's a Monster girl.
- Oh, it this the blue flavor.
- But what is blue flavor?
What is that?
- Um, I'm really disappointed that it's not blue.
- Aw! Yeah. Smells different.
- Is it bubble gum flavor?
- I have so much energy in my body! I just wanna...
(explosion sound)
(upbeat music)
- Oh.
- That's got,
that's got a lot more flavor than the regular one.
- That's nice.
- I don't like it. - You don't like it?
But it tastes so much like your fave one.
- I always go classic in most situations.
You know what I mean? - Same.
Yeah. You're a classic guy. - Sea salt boy.
- Yeah. Yeah. Plain.
- Original.
But blue takes the fucking cake for me for the V.
- I, I agree with you, but I do really like the taste.
I'm gonna give this one a God.
- I'm gonna give this one OK.
- God.
- Double shakas.
- Double shakas, double God.
- Um, okay.
Please just hurry up and get the video done.
- [Hameda] This is Red Bull Zero.
This is the one that I would drink
before I start drinking Monster Ultra.
- Okay right. - So,
this was my old favorite.
- Oh, there's just something about cracking a Red Bull.
- I feel like my ear,
like my, my hearing is fucking like increased.
I can hear everything.
- I love Red Bull. Red Bull is like my go-to energy drink.
- Okay. So what is the difference
between zero sugar and sugar free?
Because sugar free. I can't even speak anymore.
Sugar free.
Should technically be no sugar. So that's zero sugar.
So zero sugar and sugar free the same.
- It, it just, it tastes like my old, like my old days.
Like back in my day when I used to drink Red Bull.
Like that's what I'm getting.
- Let's go Zero Sugar.
- Oh, reminds me of being 21.
- Mm mm.
- Oh. Oh?
- Memories. - Oh.
It's not as fizzy. - No.
- It still just tastes like Red Bull,
but just a slightly diluted version of the other Red Bulls.
I'm gonna go Nah.
I think 'cause I know what's coming
and this just...
is at the bottom.
- My God. I'll put this in OK.
- Yeah, this is God for me.
- Okay. - Yeah.
Just for, just 'cause it was there for me and my hard times.
- Sugar Free Red Bull after Zero Sugar.
- Pretty sure it's the same thing.
(Sohan screams)
- Okay. Sugar Free.
- This is my favorite one.
- Yeah. - Well, will it still be?
- Will it?
- This is a much lighter color.
- Is it? They're all the same.
They're all the same mate.
- It's delicious.
It's tastier than the original one in my opinion.
Like I'm here for it.
(rock music)
- Ah.
Oh God.
- That's better than the sugar... uh no Zero Sugar.
- Fucking hell.
- Yeah. It's great.
It's not as sweet as Zero Sugar.
- No.
- I'm gonna put this in OK.
- I'm gonna go Meh.
- There are better tasting energy drinks out there.
Now I have come to understand.
But this is so special to me...
that I have to give it Super God.
- I'm gonna go I go God for this one.
I can't remember the last time I had a regular Red Bull.
- No me either.
Probably when they didn't have any Sugar Free left.
- It looks exactly the same.
- Yeah. No. I think it's a slightly dark color.
- Yeah. Slightly darker pee color.
- Oh!
- Yes.
- That's better.
- I think I like that better than the Sugar Free one now.
- As like a mixer? - Yeah.
- This one would go down a lot better.
- It's not as sweet.
- Even though it does have sugar, which okay,
I can deal with a bit of sugar for a better drink.
- I can too. - Yeah.
- I absolutely can.
- Gimme, gimme a little bit of sugar.
- For just for a better user experience.
- Yeah. - I think I have to give this.
Well, I mean, 'cause I like this better than the other one
but that one has a special place in my heart.
So that one got Super God.
So according to logic, I'll just give this one God.
- Yeah. I was gonna give a God too.
- Yeah. - It gives you wings.
- It gives you wings.
- Okay. God for me.
- God, for me as well.
- Oh the summer edition! Okay.
- Oh dragon. - Dragon fruit flavor!
- Wow. Dragon fruit doesn't have much of a flavor
from what I know.
- Oh.
- Oh! - Oh what the?
- It's pink!
- [Both] Oh!
- Purple.
- Sohan dressed exactly like this can
so she has to give it a Super God.
- That's how it works.
- Woo!
- I don't think I'd go for that. Like it doesn't taste bad.
- No. - It's just very sweet.
- It does have that like fruit aspect.
- That's good. That's good.
That's delicious actually.
- Do I like it? No.
- I don't hate it though. Like it doesn't taste bad.
- Yeah.
- I'm gonna give it an OK.
- I'm gonna give this one a Meh.
- Yeah. I'd drink this.
- Vitalize body and mind.
- I feel that.
My mind feels very vitalized and so does my body.
- God for me.
- I think it's Super God for me.
- Okay. - Mm.
- [Zeta] Okurrr.
The winner is... Ice.
- Yay!
Hameda's favorite wins.
- I do have good taste guys. - Of course you do. Yes.
- I've been doing this for a long time.
- My throat it feels like it's closing.
- I definitely need to go to the toilet.
(Zeta laughs)
(brass band music)