Welcome to your own private beach,
where we have sun, sand and surf.
Don't forget screams.
[gasping]
[screaming]
Qué calor, ah, it's hotter than a ghost pepper out there.
And it's only 9:00 a.m. This is my seventh outfit.
[groaning] I'll be right back.
It can't get any worse.
[TV] It's gonna get worse.
Temperature's expected to soar all week.
[groaning]
[squawking] That's it. I'm migrating.
[groaning] Am I in Alaska yet?
I can't take it anymore.
I'm asking Abuelo about getting an air conditioner.
[chuckles] Good luck with that.
Mis nietos, I have a surprise for you: Ice-cold paletas.
Ooh.
[sighing] On a hot summer day,
there's nothing like a refreshing dip
in the community pool.
Cannonball!
[whistle blowing]
Loud family, out.
But we were just having fun.
Chicken fights during senior swim
are not "fun".
I just replaced this hip!
[sighing] On a hot summer day,
there's nothing like a refreshing dip
in the community pool... one town over.
Cannonball!
[whistle blowing]
Loud family, out!
But we were just having fun.
Drinking pool water is not fun.
But it tastes like chicken noodle soup.
Fine, but did you have to add the celery and carrots?
Cannonball!
[splashing]
[whistle blowing]
Hey, no running.
[CJ] Come on!
I said no running.
Are you seeing this?
[CJ] Last one in is a rotten egg!
Geronimo!
Carl, come on, join us.
Whoops. Just ate some chips. Gotta wait 20 minutes.
A few chips are fine. Lifeguard approved.
Actually, I'm starving.
I knew it. Good thing I came prepared.
Eat. Eat.
As the certified lifeguard here, I'll be the shark
and you guys be the minnows.
Wait, Bobby, are you a certified lifeguard?
Because you haven't said it a billion times.
[groaning]
Carl, come play.
But I'm still so hungry.
[belching]
It's so hot.
Dad, can you turn on the AC before my hair totally frizzes?
Huh. Doesn't seem to be working.
Uh, the coolant must have leaked when we crashed.
Pull over, Pops, I'll check it out.
No can do. Remember eight o'clock check in.
Well, can someone just roll down a window?
Sorry, honey, but if we roll any of these windows down,
they're not coming back up.
I know it's hot, but just pretend
you're at the beach.
In this? No.
Anyone want a low cal bean chip?
Vomit.
They're delicious and sups high fiber.
[farting]
Yes, apparently.
It was the seat! See?
[groaning]
Now, it's not doing it.
Suffocating.
[groaning]
Be strong, kids, no windows!
[groaning] It's in my mouth.
[gasping]
- This is better! - What?!
[screaming]
[panting]
Is everyone okay?
[male voice] I've been better!
On a hot summer day,
there's nothing like a refreshing dip
in your own pool.
Cannonball!
Don't you dare splash me, Lincoln Loud.
This outfit can not get wet.
But it's a swimsuit.
It's a swim gown, you philistine.
♪ Mama's little baby loves Shortening, shortening ♪
Who wants to chicken fight?
[cheering]
I'm in!
Mm, just what my soup needs.
I can't even get into the pool of my own fantasy.
Fecal incident!
No!
[laughing]
Huh?
Gasp. Is this blood orange iced tea?
Thanks, guys. Mmm.
You are right, Lucy, the beach is fun.
I wonder if any other normie things are,
like stickers, or the mall.
[female voice] Watch out!
Wow, you are really good.
[panting]
Give that back! It's real horsehair!
[laughing]
This feels kind of lame.
Baby steps.
[blowing bubbles]
[farting]
Whoops. [laughing]
Sorry.
Remember loop, swoop and pull.
Got it.
[groaning]
That's okay, baby steps.
Remember, the water will hold you up.
[groaning]
Oh. I'm doing it! I'm doing it now!
Now, how do I get back up?
So it's loop, swoop and pull.
Loop, swoop and pull.
I did it! I did it!
♪ I did it I tied my shoes ♪
I tied my shoes!
We've got to work on your dance moves next.
You're doing great, bud.
Okay, ready? I'm gonna let you go.
Uh-oh.
Whoo!
[laughing]
Yeah!
Well, honey, we made it. Our first real family vacation.
I think we should make this a Loud family tradition.
[laughing]
Oh, that's fierce, babe.
En garde.
Have at thee! Ha!
Just because I'm fabulous doesn't mean I can't have fun.
La-la-la, la-la-la.
[laughing]
Okay, this time instead of Marco Polo,
why don't we just use our real names?
Okay. So, I'm... Lincoln.
Boy, you really don't get this game at all, do ya?
Oh, hey, Linc.
Hey, guys. What's all this?
Well, little bro, you had such a good idea
in buying your pool, we decided to--
"Pool" our money to get this one.
[groaning]
That's using your noodle.
[laughing] Ow.