- Hi, I'm Keegan Michael Key.
I play Gustafson in "Jingle Jangle: A Christmas Journey".
And I am now about to take the Holiday Classic Test.
(upbeat music)
I'm gonna read a title and then a description of a movie.
And then I have to determine whether I think
that's a real movie or a fake movie.
Here we go.
"Holiday in the Wild".
"When her husband abruptly ends their marriage,
empty-nester Kate embarks on
a solo second honeymoon in Africa.
Finding purpose and potential romance."
Right off the bat I'm gonna say, it's not real.
Here's the textual clue.
My girl talking about, "empty-nester Kate
embarks on a solo second honeymoon."
You can't go on a solo honeymoon.
I'm not even buying the byline on this one.
I'm calling bunk on it.
"Holiday in the Wild", not a real movie.
(buzzer buzzes) What?
Okay, it's real.
So it is real.
So I was very confident, and completely and utterly wrong.
"Christmas Inheritance".
"To inherit her father's company,
socialite Ellen must first visit his small hometown
where she learns the value of hard work and helping others."
My gut is telling me that it is a real movie.
Now I might be getting thrown off.
This is a stab in the dark, but I'm gonna go,
"Christmas Inheritance", real movie.
(people cheering) All right, woo hoo!
All right, okay!
"Ho Ho Ho".
"Tired of their low-paying jobs,
three friends decide to become strippers over the holidays,
when they learn that Christmas time
is the most fruitful in the biz."
Now this could be on Netflix.
"Risque holiday film" could be a category.
That word "biz" is bothering me.
"In the biz."
I don't buy it.
The title's too cutesy.
It's too cutesy.
The ho, ho, I get it, "Ho Ho Ho".
This movie is not real.
(people cheering) Thank you.
"Christmas in the Smokies".
"In the Smoky Mountains an ambitious woman
works to save her family's historic berry farm,
as her ex, a country music star, returns to town."
This is real.
No explanation, I'm just gonna say it's real.
(people cheering) Thank you!
Every time there's a country music star in a movie,
my man is coming to town.
You see, it's got a parallel to Santa Claus.
Santa Claus is coming to town.
That's my rationale.
"He Sees You When You're Sleeping".
Ooh, okay, here we go.
"To try and scrounge together some money
to buy his family gifts, chronically unemployed Paul
gets a job as the mall Santa.
One problem though, the Santa suit he is given is cursed
and turns anyone wearing it into a savage murderer."
God, that would be a great movie.
It would be a great movie if it were real,
which it is not.
(people cheering) Oh my god,
that one was giving me some fits.
"Ex-Mas".
Get it?
'Cause that's what, all right.
"What's worse than spending the holidays with your family?
Spending it with your ex.
When a couple breaks up right before Christmas,
they refuse to cancel their nonrefundable
trip to Jamaica together." Oh.
They're getting harder, they're getting harder.
I think this is a real movie, like a...
This has got, it's just got like
legit rom-com written all over it.
I think this is the scam in the jam right here.
I think this is a real movie.
(buzzer buzzing) It's fake!
Oh, that's a, this is a good one.
Last one, gotta make it count here.
Ladies and gentlemen, the title is, "The Holiday Rush".
"A widowed radio DJ and his four spoiled kids
need to tighten their belts and pull together
when their life of luxury turns lean just before Christmas."
He's a DJ, but my man got four kids,
and that's what's bothering me.
I feel like if he had one or two kids
it would feel more legit.
And why would his kids need to tighten their belts?
They don't got jobs.
The DJ had a life of luxury that turns lean.
Who is this DJ?
Where's my man getting all this money from?
The DJ, he just, "Oh, see you later folks.
That's been my two hours.
I'm Johnny DJ."
And then he gets into a Bentley and drives home
to his apartment on Central Park South.
What?
I'm calling fake on this one.
(buzzer buzzing) Oh my god, that's not real!
This has been Holiday Classic Test.
And I'll tell you what, it's not easy.
You should try it yourself.
But whatever you do, make sure that you watch
"Jingle Jangle: A Christmas Journey"
on Netflix this holiday season.