Yo guys! Real quick before the video starts.
We have huge news!
We have officially launched our first plush!
It’s an elote or street corn plush, and it looks delicious!
You can order yours now at vezcos.com! Link is in the description
and with that being said I hope you guys enjoy this video.
To me, Duritos are already perfect.
But every now and then, I like to add a little...
hot sauce!
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah!
Get in there!
This right here is my happy place.
This is over 5 million Duritos,
and each one of them is special because they give me
lots of love and happiness.
Man! Oh, man!
If only my younger self could see me now
laying in bed with such beautiful specimens.
How bout we spice things up a bit, huh?
I know you like that.
Oh, yeah.
Thing is, I could finish all of this in about 6 hours.
Do you want to see? Start the timer!
Hey Juan! How's it going muchacho?
How many times I had to tell you? My name is Anthony.
Yeah. Whatever you say, Jose.
So I'll take all the Durito bags as usual.
Just make sure you add extra chile.
Frank, I already told you you're banned from my cart.
You still owe me $5,000 from all the previous Duritos I sold you.
Hey, I said I'll pay you back when I can.
I recently noticed that I started gaining a little weight, so that's why
I'm limiting myself to just one bag of Duritos a day.
But not this bag.
This bag.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Now, what is that?
Oh, this is the new elote plush made by TheCrazyGorilla.
It's available now for a limited time on vezcos.com!
So this is a street corn plush.
Yeah, it's pretty awesome, right?
The quality on it is tremendous.
I mean, look at the detail on the butter,
on the mayo, on the chili, and it even has individual kernels.
Wow!
It does look mighty tasty.
Well, anyway, look a flying pig!
Get off my cart Frank! Frank, stop it!
Thank goodness.
I thought I woke up next to my wife...
but this is way better!
My body needs Duritos to survive.
Every minute that I don't have a Durito,
my body starts feeling sick.
So that's why I'm always eating Duritos.
I eat about 150 to 200 pounds of Duritos a day,
and that amount triples on Sundays.
My doctor told me I had ten years to live, but that's the thing.
I don't want to live.
I want to thrive.
Some people add salt to their food and others add spice.
But me, I do things a little differently.
It makes your food 13.6 times better
Oh, yeah.
That's the good stuff right there.
Mmm. Delicious.
Yeah. I don't know what happened.
It was working
fine all last week, and then all of a sudden, my computer just stopped working.
Well, could be a number of problems.
Let's open her up, see what's inside.
You know more than me.
I think I found your problem, sir.
Problem? I don't see a problem.
Yeah. You're not supposed to have food inside here.
This isn't food. These are Duritos.
You're not supposed to have Duritos in the computer.
Calm down.
There's no Durito disrespect in this house.
Okay. You ready, big guy?
Here we go. Oh.
Oh, look at you.
You're doing amazing!
Now there's no "I" in team but there's an "I" in family.
So that's why I traded my human family...
for a Durito family!
We do everything together, and I mean everything
These big tire companies...
They always want to sell us their useless rubber tires
and that ends today, because I present to you...
The Duro Tire!
This tire is made out of 100% Duritos
and best of all, they are USA made.
Trust fall! Ahhh hahaha!
I'm just saying you're not supposed to have any type of food in here.
This isn't food.
These are Duritos. Okay.
This isn’t food!
No Duritos disrespect.
So fix it!
Ok! I tap!
You need help, Frank!
Your addiction is getting out of hand.
Hey, it's not an addiction. It's called love.
Just because you've never loved anything, doesn't mean I can't.
Me and these Duritos are like two peas in a pickle.
That's where you're wrong, Frank.
I do love something just as much as you love Duritos.
Oh, yeah? What?
I love this plush that you could get now on vezcos.com just as much.
Fair enough.
But what do you even like about it?
Well, besides the fact that the quality is great,
I love that they're donating 50% of the profits to a nonprofit organization
that focuses on providing
support to street vendors and low income food entrepreneurs.
Wow, that's amazing.
And you know what?
Imma go to vezcos.com and order my own elote plush.
Needs more!
Now. I didn't invent the tire,
but I do think that I perfected it.
Okay, listen up.
I need every single one of you to behave when we get to the zoo.
Samantha, I don't want to hear no attitude.
Timmy! You better have a smile on your face.
We're all going to have fun.
We're all going to enjoy it.
We're all going to have a great day.
Understood?
Understood.
That's what I thought!
Let's go have fun.